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This morning I was browsing the net for yogo topics when I came across this article:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0303/yoga.html

It sounds like a farce or something the church lady would have written on SNL.

"One Baptist pastor who was sent to covertly study the religion was nearly lost to the church in 1971. It took four deacons and three Landover ladies to pry his lips off of his penis, smack him across the back of his head with a few dozen Bibles, and drug him long enough to get him to a safe house where it took nearly 1-year in traction to deprogram him. Yes, it's true - ONE YEAR! to get the demon of Yoga out. Nearly a whole week longer than the time needed by Baptist ministers to get a Catholic to stop worshipping Mary! Creation Scientists were able to get the vital information they needed about Yoga from this Baptist minister, who still struggles with yogatic temptations to this day!"


I was laughing when I read it but I fear it may be serious given the web site (landoverbaptist).

friendormate said
I was laughing when I read it but I fear it may be serious given the web site (landoverbaptist).

Don't worry...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

That's perfect! I was laughing so hard when I read it I thought it had to be a joke. The only reason I thought it might be real is that the nutty church in Kansas is not too far off. The advertisement on the web page also looked a bit nutty. So it is the ultimate church lady web site. I'll have to tune in more often.

If yoga means I get to learn to auto-fellate myself, sign me up!

Damn that plow position.

I thought it was the yogurt, sorry




Who knows, might work.......

Landover Baptist and Betty Bowers' websites are a scream.

God, if I could do this would I really want to ever leave the house?

And there would be no need for a boyfriend either.

mistic_man saidBEATS FUCKING A MELLON!

Talking from personal experience there, Mistic?