Pokémon turned kids gay, claims church: Creflo Dollar Ministry

  • metta

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    Apr 14, 2015 6:39 AM GMT
    Pokémon turned kids gay, claims church


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    Apr 14, 2015 3:27 PM GMT
    Poor fellows,
    They all are running out of excuses...what can they do?

    Maybe some day, they'll come up saying "Kids are turning gay because we all are gay" icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 14, 2015 4:02 PM GMT
    Pokémon turned kids gay, claims church: Credo Dollar Ministry

    Pokemon 'perverted' the sexuality of many teenagers from 1985 into the 1990s, according to a study by the Credo Dollar Ministry.

    I didn't even know http://www.realjock.com/credo had his own church.

    Perhaps is Creflo, not Credo?


    These people?

    Minister Creflo Dollar asks for $60 million in donations for a new jet

    Well, isn't the "minister" charming, just charming! There, see how polite I can be when I set my mind to it.
  • tazzari

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    Apr 14, 2015 5:37 PM GMT
    Blame it on anything - just don't real with reality!
  • Olympus1991

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    Apr 14, 2015 6:19 PM GMT
    so this means my entire class from primary school is gay?
    Because most of us still looooooooooove the old day pokémon! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 14, 2015 8:08 PM GMT
    The Church members have obviously never watched a Pokemon episode in their life! In the article, it states that Brock and Ash have a "hidden" fling. Totally incorrect. If Anything, Brock is totally cunny-haunted for all the pretty ladies in the show (FYI: cunny-haunted is a fun old enlgish word). Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny practically have to beat his drooling face off their bodies with a stick during every encounter.

    As for the "Hidden Phallic Symbols" in the show...Disney does it all the time! But does anyone ever attack Disney? Nope

    Everyone hold your straws tight, because That Church is grasping for them.

  • stratavos

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    Apr 15, 2015 5:32 AM GMT
    I can say with absolute certainty... pokemon is not the reason for queer related sexualities.

    Feminization in the womb is for males in larger families (go ahead look it up), or born to older women, and for the ladies... practically no research has been done really (it's just how it is). Pretty much no concrete research has been done for Trans, since each case is individual.
  • hebrewman

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    Apr 15, 2015 10:57 PM GMT
    you have GOT to be kidding me? they will blame anything. sheesh.
  • offshore

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    Apr 17, 2015 8:16 AM GMT
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    Apr 17, 2015 8:36 AM GMT
    Well guys, the secrets out now.
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    Apr 17, 2015 8:58 AM GMT
    Seems like Thunderbolt's secondary effect is changing my orientation, It's so super effective that it turned me bi. Lol I believe it's a critical hit as well.
  • tazzari

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    Apr 17, 2015 5:46 PM GMT
    But, but... I thought it was dominant mothers, or grooming by elderly gay men, or demons, or, or...

    These people are nothing if not inconsistent. Could it be they don't have a clue what they're ranting about? icon_biggrin.gif

  • theonewhoknoc...

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    Apr 17, 2015 6:00 PM GMT
    JuanPablomv89 saidPokemon wasmy favourite cartoon when I was a kid. Pikachu and jigglypoof were my favourites. Actually snorlax the big panda bear

    My favorite was Lickitung