Do Not Inject Vaseline In Your Penis

  • metta

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    Apr 22, 2015 10:13 PM GMT
    This man cracked his penis open after injecting it with Vaseline


    http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/04/22/this-man-cracked-his-penis-open-after-injecting-it-with-vaseline/
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    Apr 24, 2015 4:54 AM GMT
    I'm certain lots of things have gone wrong for this man. First, having parents that can't spell Sylvester...
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    Apr 24, 2015 5:09 AM GMT
    I guess he was too stupid to realize it goes on your dick and not inside of it.

  • Whipmagic

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    Apr 24, 2015 3:08 PM GMT
    In the interview he says that he is having sex with his wife again. I wish he had done a better job and precluded the possibility of having children once and for all.
  • jeepguySD

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    Apr 24, 2015 9:03 PM GMT
    He told Extreme Beauty Disasters, on TLC: “I said to my friend I want to lose weight as I think my penis is small. He said you don’t need to lose weight, I can help you. My friend injected in my penis Vaseline. Afterwards I was happy as it looked bigger."

    I think maybe he just should have just lost the weight.
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    Apr 24, 2015 10:52 PM GMT
    Dafuq?!?

    I bet that guy also tried charging his phone battery by putting it in the microwave...

    And chances are good that he tried to help a nigerian prince transfer a fortune out of nigeria using his bank account.
  • jeepguySD

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    Apr 25, 2015 12:34 PM GMT
    ^ Awesome!