VERY Strange Date

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    Apr 28, 2015 5:40 AM GMT
    I was walking my dog last night when I saw this very hot guy walking in front of me. He was built like a brick shit house! So I walked at a faster pace and my dog brushed against his leg and startled him which was perfect because it gave me a chance to apologize and speak to him. I asked him where he was going and he said he wasn't sure as he had never been here before.

    I noticed he continued walking beside me so I asked him if he'd like to join me for a drink. He agreed but looked uneasy, which I assumed was because I was a total stranger. As we walked, I put my hand on his muscled back and jokingly asked if he worked out. He looked around carefully and put his hand on my back also and continued to touch me throughout our walk. We get to the bar and I buy him a beer but he wouldn't allow me to pay.

    He was very into me as well but he wouldn't stop looking out the door as if he was expecting someone. He leaned in and kissed me several times but I noticed his eyes never left the door. Suddenly he gets up and tells me he'll be right back. He goes outside the door and I see him motion for someone to leave. When he gets back to the bar I asked him to explain. He told me who he was (which I cannot divulge) and that he was asking his "security team" to give him a few minutes.

    As he explained who he was I couldn't help rubbing his huge blonde, furry thighs as we sat at the bar talking. He kept adjusting himself to the point I actually thought he had a gun in his pants because the bulge was too big to be his dick. I asked what he had in there and he said nine inches. I jokingly said "I don't believe you." He immediately stands up with his back to the door and plops his dick on my thigh. (He was being very conservative with his measurements!) I told him he couldn't do that in there and he explained he had immunity and he could do whatever he wants. I said "well I don't have immunity and you can get me in trouble." He said I had immunity also because I was with him. icon_eek.gif

    While black SUV's are slowly cruising by with black tinted windows, I asked him why he was single. He explained that very few guys can tolerate the constant surveillance and being in the public eye all the time. He said I was not his type, partly because I have facial hair, but he was strangely attracted to me and told me he got hard the minute we met. I asked him if he could come over to my place for a drink and he said it would be awkward because at least one of his security men would have to come up also. He said he doesn't have sex until he has been on several dates with a guy and then asked me if I'd join him for dinner. I said yes of course.

    He insisted on walking me back to my apartment. As we walked down the sidewalk, we were laughing and I slapped him on the back playfully. He looked at me very seriously and said "don't ever even pretend to hit me because bad things could happen." I looked behind us and the SUV's were following us. So basically, I could slap this guy on the back and get shot in the head by his security team! I asked him how they knew where we were and he stopped and showed me a small "c" shaped scar just below his belt line. He took my thumb and pressed it into the scar and I felt a tiny thing that felt like a pellet. He said it was a GPS tracking device. As much as I clicked with this guy, the whole experience was really terrifying. I've never felt so turned on and scared at the same time.

    So I'm having second thoughts about going to dinner with this guy (if he calls at all because he said he couldn't give me his number.) It's a little scary to think this guy can do anything he wants with immunity. The concept of immunity is new to me so not sure exactly how that works or how far it protects the person. And armed security men going to dinner with us seems very strange to me also. Not to mention dating someone with a fucking chip implant. I didn't even know they did that to humans, only dogs and cats.

    Anyone here have any experience dating someone of global importance? It's all new to me so I could use any advice you might have.

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    Apr 28, 2015 5:49 AM GMT
    Congrats Scruffy! Sounds like a catch.
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    Apr 28, 2015 5:56 AM GMT
    Did you take your dog to the bar with you ?
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    Apr 28, 2015 6:00 AM GMT
    He needs to admit and tell you WHO HE ACTUALLY is first!!

    Drug dealer's and Multinationals are wealthy!!
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    Apr 28, 2015 6:39 AM GMT
    neffa saidDid you take your dog to the bar with you ?


    Yup. She goes in all bars with me and some restaurants. He was amazed at that because that's now allowed where he's from.
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    Apr 28, 2015 6:45 AM GMT

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    He has to be a Hollywood star or you hit on Bill Clinton. lol

    Obviously your going to give up your ass for him but atleast make sure he's std free first.
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    Apr 28, 2015 6:47 AM GMT
    canadian_stud said


    He has to be a Hollywood star or you hit on Bill Clinton. lol

    Obviously your going to give up your ass for him but atleast make sure he's std free first.[/quote]

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    This guy looks nothing like Bill Clinton I can assure you!
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    Apr 28, 2015 6:51 AM GMT
    Lol It's like that scene in QUeer as Folk Season 4 and 5 where Emmett was dating the Football player (what was his name again, the tall dark Italian dude?). Lol, you, being Emmett and he has to be either a sport jock star or an actor ! icon_wink.gif Go for it, do him and tell us all about it. icon_cool.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 28, 2015 7:50 PM GMT
    Interesting experience. I've been hit on a number of times in public, but never when it went on like that the first time we met. I would agree, I would have been uncomfortable and knowing the analyst in me, would want to know about everything, which would have made him uncomfortable no doubt.

    I still think the experience was a great one for you... certainly not boring!

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    Apr 29, 2015 1:43 AM GMT
    Immunity? Has to be a diplomat.
  • Sincityfan

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    Apr 29, 2015 3:43 AM GMT
    some of the best erotic fiction i've read on this site.
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    Apr 29, 2015 4:06 AM GMT
    UndercoverMan said
    Immunity? Has to be a diplomat.

    That was my thought, too. Did he speak with any accent, or seem in any way non-US? Otherwise I guess a major celebrity.

    BTW, I've gone to an upscale NYC gay club, where guys arrived with their security, their limousines outside. You had to be careful who you approached at this club, because it might be someone's security or entourage, and hence not available.

    Though I do have a question. If blacked-out SUVs were accompanying him, why was he walking alone on the sidewalk? Wouldn't he have ridden to wherever he was going? Riding with your security is safest, walking on the sidewalk at night less safe.
  • TheBaise

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    Apr 29, 2015 4:45 AM GMT
    No comment / beyond Bullshit.
  • ATLANTIS7

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    Apr 29, 2015 5:10 AM GMT
    What are you smoking?
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    Apr 29, 2015 5:27 AM GMT
    on a sidenote.........

    if he says he has immunity he must not be american, to begin with.

    immunity gets tossed around a lot but its meaning isn't as simple as ppl think. it's reserved for foreign nationals when they're on an official assignment or government business outside their home country, and there are varying levels depending on your rank, and whether your accreditation is actually diplomatic or not (not all foreign nationals working at embassies and other missions are diplomatically ranked staff).

    an ambassador posted to an embassy will have full diplomatic status, meaning they're immune from being subpoenaed, prosecuted or arrested while in the host country. others of lesser rank are only immune from these things while actually carrying out official business (as opposed to while living out their private life in the host country).

    if, however, an immunity protected official does something really bad, like murder somebody (it's happened), then the host country can request immunity to be waived by the home country, opening the door to arrest/prosecution/whatever.

    but because it sounds so cool and obviously who doesn't wanna get with someone who declares themselves to be above the law, government agents working overseas love to toss the phrase 'i have immunity' around even when they themselves aren't familiar with the actual rules behind it.

    that being said, sounds like you found an intriguing guy and hope ya two have fun ;)
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    Apr 29, 2015 6:14 AM GMT
    ATLANTIS7 saidWhat are you smoking?

    I want some of that stuff.icon_cool.gif
  • ursa_minor

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    Apr 29, 2015 5:54 PM GMT
    was it just porn i read?

    congrats! nothing ventured, nothing gained
  • Relajado

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    Apr 29, 2015 8:40 PM GMT
    Sincityfan saidsome of the best erotic fiction i've read on this site.


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    Exactly what I was thinking haha!!

    This can't be real though surely? Finding a gay guy by chance on a street, but you wouldn't have any clue he's gay then holding his back? Also a bodybuilder/ diplomat? I mean bodybuilding takes up so much time, as would being a diplomat or high-ranking official needing so much protection detail, you either do that or something else.

    Anyway, if it IS real, what's the problem? Go for it, he sounds like a catch! Send him my way if you don't want him icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 30, 2015 1:30 AM GMT
    If this were April 1, I would say that was a great line.

    But you normally sound plausible, Scruffy.

    If he calls, and you still think he's hot - go out with him - What's to lose? He might take you to a very high-end restaurant.

    If he's a diplomat, he has immunity, but would probably be fired if there were any scandal involving displaying his dick in a bar. If he's Hollywood, maybe he means "Brad Pitt" immunity - which really isn't official, but goes a long way toward not getting arrested. He could just be ultra-rich, which has the same kind of "immunity." I'll bet the "chip" in his waist isn't really a chip, but an interesting line.



  • Antarktis

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    Apr 30, 2015 4:21 AM GMT
    On that note. The black African rhino is about to go extinct. There is only one male and two females. Not breeding and the govt had to cut off its horn to make it undesirable to poachers.

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    Apr 30, 2015 6:53 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    UndercoverMan said
    Immunity? Has to be a diplomat.

    That was my thought, too. Did he speak with any accent, or seem in any way non-US? Otherwise I guess a major celebrity.

    BTW, I've gone to an upscale NYC gay club, where guys arrived with their security, their limousines outside. You had to be careful who you approached at this club, because it might be someone's security or entourage, and hence not available.

    Though I do have a question. If blacked-out SUVs were accompanying him, why was he walking alone on the sidewalk? Wouldn't he have ridden to wherever he was going? Riding with your security is safest, walking on the sidewalk at night less safe.


    Not sure, although parking in the French Quarter is very difficult, especially after dusk. And we only walked two blocks. Also I'm assuming he likes to take walks by himself from time to time so he can at least pretend to be alone. From what he told me, I gathered he can be alone as long as they can see him.

    At any rate, he never called, which I'm a little bummed out about. But at the same time, that's not the kind of world I would ever want to be a part of. I like my privacy too much for that. But still.... icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 30, 2015 6:57 AM GMT
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    Sincityfan saidsome of the best erotic fiction i've read on this site.


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    Exactly what I was thinking haha!!

    This can't be real though surely? Finding a gay guy by chance on a street, but you wouldn't have any clue he's gay then holding his back? Also a bodybuilder/ diplomat? I mean bodybuilding takes up so much time, as would being a diplomat or high-ranking official needing so much protection detail, you either do that or something else.

    Anyway, if it IS real, what's the problem? Go for it, he sounds like a catch! Send him my way if you don't want him icon_lol.gif


    Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but that's exactly how it went down. I'm pretty creative but I don't lie. And he hasn't called so I don't really have much say in the matter. I have a feeling if he hasn't called by now he's not going to call.
  • Relajado

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    Apr 30, 2015 4:05 PM GMT
    Oh wow! Such a hot story - you should feel lucky dude!

    I doubt he's a diplomat if he's also a hench bodybuilder though as two massive careers like that don't mix, so I'm going for Hollywood, especially considering aboot the public scrutiny he talked about.

    I'd give him more time - if he's so busy, and also so important, he'll have his own concept of time and will get back to you ... eventually icon_razz.gifP Unless your facial hair oput him off haha.
  • TheBaise

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    May 01, 2015 1:05 AM GMT
    No, that's not how IT went down / cause there was no IT. And you AREN'T creative and yes, you DO often lie. And NO, he won't be calling / because there never was a HE.

    Take a redial writing class at your local high school / pick up a GED somewhere / try to acquire some integrity, ScruffyPup/Raddd
  • AnonymKOIA

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    May 01, 2015 1:44 AM GMT
    Stop pretending as if you are a sleep writer. And the dick that can be mistaken for a gun??? Get seriousicon_redface.gifyou cant be this horny