I'm terrified of spontaneous sex

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    Apr 29, 2015 8:52 PM GMT
    Do you guys (bots) flush yourself out before you go out or anything, just in case?

    I've noticed that, I can't have sex with a guy. If I'm not internally flushed out. icon_eek.gif

    While other guys I know are like, HELL!! I'll have sex PERIOD!

    Some guys even look at me strange, when I tell them I prep myself. Is that so weird?
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    Apr 29, 2015 9:01 PM GMT
    JudasOfCrossfit saidDo you guys (bots) flush yourself out before you go out or anything, just in case?

    I've noticed that, I can't have sex with a guy. If I'm not internally flushed out. icon_eek.gif

    While other guys I know are like, HELL!! I'll have sex PERIOD!

    Some guys even look at me strange, when I tell them I prep myself. Is that so weird?


    You're not weird. If you really do need to "clean out" immediately before each time then most likely you need to get on a better diet and daily routine.
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    Apr 29, 2015 9:06 PM GMT
    Well, my diet is pretty good Thank you!

    But It's more of a hygiene thing......

    Do you get my gist?

    My ass doesn't need to have that New Car smell but... maybe the question should be..


    To flush or naawh
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    Apr 29, 2015 9:17 PM GMT
    Well first off sex is more than just anal. but yes you need to be clear ed out if you're going there.
    if you're unprepared you can take a 5 min break to go flush it out.
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    Apr 29, 2015 9:22 PM GMT
    JudasOfCrossfit saidI'm terrified of spontaneous sex
    Good. A healthy level of fear is necessary for survival.

    If it weren't for a healthy level of fear, I'd be trying to ride my bicycle like a Redbull downhiller. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 29, 2015 9:32 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    JudasOfCrossfit saidI'm terrified of spontaneous sex
    Good. A healthy level of fear is necessary for survival.

    If it weren't for a healthy level of fear, I'd be trying to ride my bicycle like a Redbull downhiller. icon_lol.gif


    But are you terrified, Huuuuh? icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 29, 2015 9:37 PM GMT
    if the search function at RealJock.com still works that is your best bet. Many people have posted on this topic.
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    Apr 29, 2015 11:17 PM GMT
    poop
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    Apr 30, 2015 12:31 AM GMT
    So what you're saying is sometimes you just don't feel that fresh???

    "Spontaneous" butt sex only happens in Michigan and porn...relax, an experienced Top is never going to bend you over unless the "Chilpotle" coefficient has been managed.
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    Apr 30, 2015 1:26 AM GMT
    LionEyes saidThe tittle to this topic is very misleading but to your question: If you know for a fact you're going to have sex and you're going to be the bottom, YES, you do need to clean up the pipes. If you're going to be out and about for several hours cleaning up yourself too much in advance is not going to be productive because the body continues it's digestion process so you may need to clean up again minutes before sex. Did you know that disposable douches can be kept empty in a jacket or coat's pocket.

    FYI for those total tops or bottoms that don't clean up... Cleaning up might take 5 mins but MOST of the time takes way more time than that, because you break the seal all keep coming down AND if you bottom and don't clean up your pipes you're a disgrace giving bottoms bad rep, no one wants a chocolate covered dick!!!


    You are very right. I was about to say that cleaning up doesn't take 5 min for me. I'd like to know what technique that person is using.

    I think the person above you said it all. I just don't feel fresh or utterly clean when engaging, if I haven't flushed the pipes out. I don't know whether to admire or be disgusted by other guys who don't flush, but for me. Sex without flushing is no option.
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    Apr 30, 2015 2:27 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    pazzy said.... a lifetime of regret. it's not worth it.


    When you're forty or even fifty and still a virgin you'll be full of regret for hiding under a rock your entire life.


    +1
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    Apr 30, 2015 4:01 AM GMT
    pazzy saidit does not pay to be spontaneous when it comes to sex because


    Says the self-professed virgin.

    Come on Pazzy, stick to advising on topics on which you have a little experience.
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    Apr 30, 2015 1:34 PM GMT
    Tops who know what they are doing and what they're getting into are generally understanding of occasional surprises.
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    Apr 30, 2015 2:48 PM GMT
    where would you be that you are going to be having this "surprise" sex ?
    unfortunately bottoms need to be prepared for sexual encounters - tis the way of the world
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    Apr 30, 2015 5:31 PM GMT
    I'm only terrified of spontaneous combustion! icon_lol.gif



    WTH is spontaneous sex? Surprise buttsex in prison?..WRAP YOUR MEAT, every time and even so, you should be ready anytime you go to a bar or out for a night of cruising to plan to have sex...and even if you pick up the guy from the grocery store who cruised you while you picked out bananas, you should have time for a quick wipe of your ass crack with a wet nap before getting down to business! icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 30, 2015 7:15 PM GMT
    JudasOfCrossfit said
    paulflexes said
    JudasOfCrossfit saidI'm terrified of spontaneous sex
    Good. A healthy level of fear is necessary for survival.

    If it weren't for a healthy level of fear, I'd be trying to ride my bicycle like a Redbull downhiller. icon_lol.gif


    But are you terrified, Huuuuh? icon_lol.gif
    Terrified? No

    Conscious of my health? Yes

    And yet I drink like a fish sometimes. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 30, 2015 11:28 PM GMT
    rickyrickyricky saidWell I am curious too.

    If I need to prepare myself before hanging out, but there will be a dinner.
    So what should I do?
    Order a cucumber, save it for after dinner, and use it to clean out again. icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 30, 2015 11:51 PM GMT
    Steal one. icon_twisted.gif
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    May 01, 2015 12:37 AM GMT
    rickyrickyricky said
    paulflexes saidSteal one. icon_twisted.gif


    where can I steal it ?
    From Walmart.
  • bengy101

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    May 01, 2015 11:16 PM GMT
    I feel the same. As soon as I have something inside me and I'm not flushed out I start needing to shit, and there will be mess.

    Maybe this isn't the case for all bottoms? I don't know, I don't really understand.

    Also my diet is really clean and has lots of fiber so I know this isn't the problem.
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    May 02, 2015 5:47 AM GMT
    rickyrickyricky saidWell I am curious too.

    If I need to prepare myself before hanging out, but there will be a dinner.
    So what should I do?



    I don't know, eat soup? icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 02, 2015 6:27 AM GMT
    bengy101 saidI feel the same. As soon as I have something inside me and I'm not flushed out I start needing to shit, and there will be mess.

    Maybe this isn't the case for all bottoms? I don't know, I don't really understand.

    Also my diet is really clean and has lots of fiber so I know this isn't the problem.

    So - douche before you fuck.
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    May 02, 2015 2:07 PM GMT
    rickyrickyricky said

    where can I steal it ?


    Same place you buy it?_?
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    May 02, 2015 11:59 PM GMT
    gee, dunno; has anyone mentioned if you're terrified of it......don't fucking do it????
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    May 03, 2015 12:33 AM GMT
    2452North saidgee, dunno; has anyone mentioned if you're terrified of it......don't fucking do it????


    I'm not even gonna...


    Good day sir.

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