May 03, 2015 3:46 PM GMT
GERMAN 'MILK TECHNICIAN' KLAUS BURKART CROWNED 'MR. GAY WORLD'
Sincityfan saidThose ovary tattoos ruin it for me.
MGINSD saidIs that a cigarette burn on his upper right chest? Might as well be, with all those other scars and marks defacing him. Sorry, no milk today!
mickeytopogigio saidSincityfan saidThose ovary tattoos ruin it for me.
They seemed like such a good idea, Klaus smiled, remembering his boyfriend--his first big crush--who talked him into it. Gunter enraged Klaus's mother, in that he was everything a mother wished wouldn't happen to her son. It made the star tattoos, now quaint by today's depraved standards, naughty.
But now, after his third liposuction, the left star sports a permanent fatty lump, making it look pregnant (in contrast to its withered, smoke-yellowed skinny sister on the right). Klaus pulls up his loose skin and chuckles, as regret turns to self-deprecating chiding.
"Mom was right. Gunter was a shithole boyfriend." He let his skin fall and lowered his shirt. "But you never forget your first big crush..."