You Are Being Sued! Nebraska Woman Sues All Homosexuals

  • metta

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    May 05, 2015 8:42 PM GMT
    Nebraska Woman Sues All Homosexuals

    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/05/05/nebraska-woman-sues-all-homosexuals/
  • tazzari

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    May 05, 2015 9:49 PM GMT
    A whole new level for deluded stupidity.
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    May 05, 2015 10:02 PM GMT
    I'm going to sue bad punctuation.
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    May 05, 2015 11:17 PM GMT
    This can of worms could spill any number of ways.

    Can we do a class action claim of her harassing frivolous litigation resulting in our mental duress? I suppose we'd have to subtract comedy value but still, say $10,000 per homosexual? We know God's well funded so it seems worth the effort.

    Or, what if the judge insists on seeing her power of attorney signed by both Jesus H. Christ and the Lord H. God. Is she now brought up on charges of fraud?

    Let's say it all goes to court, now what if the judge declares that the Judeo Christian Bible doesn't speak for God. Or, what if the judge declares God dead?

    What if the judge uses this opportunity to re-secularize this country, to reassert separation of church and state. This praying bitch would have started off by preying upon us but instead winds up wiping God off coins, off dollar bills, off the Pledge of Allegiance.

    Now that would be justice.
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    May 06, 2015 1:37 AM GMT
    Why is it considered "news" every time a crazy person does something?
  • bobbobbob

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    May 06, 2015 9:18 AM GMT
    Radd saidWhy is it considered "news" every time a crazy person does something?


    ..... because we should all be reminded regularly we live in a world where we are not allowed to make fun of people so dumb they use three fingers up their asses to determine if they need to take a shit.

    There are no words to accurately describe the Cupid Stunt after reading some of her handwritten lawsuit. She's one of those people who could have contributed more to society if she became a toothless meth whore.
  • Antarktis

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    May 06, 2015 12:56 PM GMT
    bobbobbob said
    Radd saidWhy is it considered "news" every time a crazy person does something?


    ..... because we should all be reminded regularly we live in a world where we are not allowed to make fun of people so dumb they use three fingers up their asses to determine if they need to take a shit.

    There are no words to accurately describe the Cupid Stunt after reading some of her handwritten lawsuit. She's one of those people who could have contributed more to society if she became a toothless meth whore.


    At least. Some John would have gotten something out of it.
  • tazzari

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    May 06, 2015 4:16 PM GMT
    Nebraska Woman Sues All Homosexuals

    Damn, another distraction just when I was concentrating on destroying marriage and undermining American farming!
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    May 06, 2015 5:58 PM GMT
    theantijock saidThis can of worms could spill any number of ways.

    Can we do a class action claim of her harassing frivolous litigation resulting in our mental duress? I suppose we'd have to subtract comedy value but still, say $10,000 per homosexual? We know God's well funded so it seems worth the effort.

    Or, what if the judge insists on seeing her power of attorney signed by both Jesus H. Christ and the Lord H. God. Is she now brought up on charges of fraud?

    Let's say it all goes to court, now what if the judge declares that the Judeo Christian Bible doesn't speak for God. Or, what if the judge declares God dead?

    What if the judge uses this opportunity to re-secularize this country, to reassert separation of church and state. This praying bitch would have started off by preying upon us but instead winds up wiping God off coins, off dollar bills, off the Pledge of Allegiance.

    Now that would be justice.

    All kinds of legal fun just waiting to happen here:

    Motion to strike - in the form of lightning.icon_idea.gificon_exclaim.gif
    Motion for security for costs - freeze the coffers of whoever's behind her, and I don't mean Satan!icon_twisted.gif
    Motions to dismiss, on any number of grounds - lack of capacity; improper joinder, of both plaintiffs and defendants; uncertainty.icon_question.gif
    Motion to decertify/deny class action status - on grounds of an indiscernible - albeit highly discerning, tasteful, and sophisticated - class.icon_cool.gif

    And we haven't even starting talking about discovery!
  • bobbobbob

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    May 06, 2015 6:18 PM GMT
    Antarktis said
    bobbobbob said
    Radd saidWhy is it considered "news" every time a crazy person does something?


    ..... because we should all be reminded regularly we live in a world where we are not allowed to make fun of people so dumb they use three fingers up their asses to determine if they need to take a shit.

    There are no words to accurately describe the Cupid Stunt after reading some of her handwritten lawsuit. She's one of those people who could have contributed more to society if she became a toothless meth whore.


    At least. Some John would have gotten something out of it.


    Yeah!
    That's the optimistic way to look at it!

    Think of all the good she could have done keeping health providers busy by spreading Crab lice, Scabies, Chlamydia, Genital warts, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Ebola, Typhoid, Typhus while providing an affordable service to truckers and horny preachers with toupees.
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    May 06, 2015 6:36 PM GMT
    Discovery? Something is hiding? It seems all pretty obvious. I'm sure one of you lawyers could have fun with this, I don't know all the terminology.

    And as much humor as any sane person would find here, this bitch ought to be brought to task on this by the courts she sought either to denigrate or to utilize against us. The powers she thought she could bring to bear upon us ought to boomerang. Or the pie she sought to throw at the court, she ought to be made to eat. There seems a difference between mocking the court in protest and using the court in mockery to protest. One beseeches, the other besieges.

    This lady's action is in the same vein as that Californian lawyer who wanted to kill us legally. I hope that if there is such mechanism that she is fined as highly as the court sees fit.
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    May 06, 2015 6:47 PM GMT
    theantijock saidDiscovery? Something is hiding? It seems all pretty obvious. I'm sure one of you lawyers could have fun with this, I don't know all the terminology.

    And as much humor as any sane person would find here, this bitch ought to be brought to task on this by the courts she sought either to denigrate or to utilize against us. The powers she thought she could bring to bear upon us ought to boomerang. Or the pie she sought to throw at the court, she ought to be made to eat. There seems a difference between mocking the court in protest and using the court in mockery to protest. One beseeches, the other besieges. [Great line!]

    This lady's action is in the same vein as that Californian lawyer who wanted to kill us legally. I hope that if there is such mechanism that she is fined as highly as the court sees fit.


    Sanctions are available under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11, the provisions of 28 USC 1927, and "the inherent power of the court," but look for her to get off with a severe tongue lashing from the judge when her case is tossed.
  • bobbobbob

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    May 06, 2015 7:01 PM GMT
    MGINSD said
    Sanctions are available under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11, the provisions of 28 USC 1927, and "the inherent power of the court," but look for her to get off with a severe tongue lashing from the judge when her case is tossed.


    You are not alone thinking that.
    I heard it yesterday on talk radio show hosted by a conservative attorney who was having hard core fantasies of being the judge to give her a beat down.
  • metta

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    May 07, 2015 5:15 PM GMT
    Judge Tosses Lawsuit By Nebraska Woman Suing 'All Homosexuals' On Behalf Of Jesus

    A federal judge has dismissed a Nebraska woman's lawsuit which she filed against all gay people, because, Jesus.

    "The United States Federal Courts were created to resolve actual cases and controversies arising under the Constitution and the laws of the United States," Judge Gerrard wrote in his ruling. "A federal court is not a forum for debate or discourse on theological matters."


    http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/_more_persecution_of_christians_judge_tosses_lawsuit_suing_all_homosexuals_on_behalf_of_jesus

    Damn activist judges!!! lol....
  • bobbobbob

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    May 07, 2015 5:32 PM GMT
    DAMN.. Judge John Gerrard must have really been pissed off...


    "The United States Federal Courts were created to resolve actual cases and controversies arising under the Constitution and the laws of the United States," Judge Gerrard wrote in his ruling."It's not a place where psychotic bitches can come to pull stupid shit out of their asses. Throw the damned bitch in jail just for felonious ignorance."







    okay... I maybe made some of that up...

    "The United States Federal Courts were created to resolve actual cases and controversies arising under the Constitution and the laws of the United States," Judge Gerrard wrote in his ruling. "A federal court is not a forum for debate or discourse on theological matters."








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    May 07, 2015 8:53 PM GMT
    Judge Not, lady! Lest... well, yeah, you know the rest! icon_twisted.gif