Hey jocks, is your body Beach Ready??

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    May 08, 2015 4:55 AM GMT
    So what makes a person "beach ready"?

    I love this new marketing tool.......

    If your not "beach ready" there is no way we can date!! lol

    http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-ouch-32497580

    Stupid fat gurls are upset!! lol
    When signing the petition, I wrote: "I spent my life feeling I wasn't good enough" and allowed it to be tweeted. The company saw it and responded: "Why make your insecurities our problem?", adding a winking emoji.
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    May 08, 2015 5:22 AM GMT
    Anything organic I will take....him too!!

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    May 08, 2015 6:13 AM GMT
    First off, yes my body is very much beach ready, thank you and secondly-

    The CEO of this "beach ready" must be absolutely brain dead. Pissing off potential clients and customers is not a very smart marketing tool. It makes me laugh hysterically when I read the part when it said "many of the posters, which appear in London Underground stations, have been defaced" It's clear what the people saying of the product.

    It's so funny when I googled the product just now- seriously just typed in "beach ready product" and the very first thing that popped up was how to cancel your orders. What this CEO fails to realize is- money talks.

    I wouldn't give this line of product very long to live.
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    May 08, 2015 3:27 PM GMT
    2bnaked saidAnything organic I will take....him too!!

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    Bloody oath , you really have good taste in men !!icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    May 14, 2015 4:00 AM GMT
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    2bnaked saidAnything organic I will take....him too!!

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    Bloody oath , you really have good taste in men !!icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif



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    May 14, 2015 4:35 AM GMT
    pazzy saidfuck that shit. do plan on going to the beach this summer to lay back and not do shit but chill. i actually have a car now. just hope that it doesn't break down before i get it serviced. just need a consistent jobby job and i'm good.

    don't plan on going in the water though. that dirty motherfucking water. that sea water ain't blue enough around here. it's nasty looking with who knows what in that joint. it's brown, grey green and all sorts of colors that water isn't supposed to be looking. icon_sad.gif plus, i can't swim. it has nothing to do with me being black though because there's this stereotype about black people not being able to swim. i had swimming lessons since a kid but they never stuck. even in high school, learned again and it still didn't stick. one day, a midget will learn how to swim and the lessons will stick.


    I was lucky to learn how to swim as a baby. My parents were very proactive and I was on the swim team at 8 and swam for years competitively and taught swimming lessons privately and coached teams. Swimming is easy, you just learn the basic steps by steps and before to long you'll be catching a wave!! Just make it Hawaiian style and you'll be fine.
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    May 14, 2015 4:36 AM GMT
    I wish I lived close to a beach! I'd spend all summer there if I could.
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    May 14, 2015 4:39 AM GMT
    I've seen WAY MORE fat/obese bodies at the beach than lean bodies. When you ask if my body's "Beach Ready" I respond with "fuck no, I don't wanna be that fat!"

    That's why I spend my time in the hills on a MTB instead of at the beach where very few hot guys reside. icon_wink.gif
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    May 14, 2015 4:45 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidI've seen WAY MORE fat/obese bodies at the beach than lean bodies. When you ask if my body's "Beach Ready" I respond with "fuck no, I don't wanna be that fat!"

    That's why I spend my time in the hills on a MTB instead of at the beach where very few hot guys reside. icon_wink.gif


    lol

    I know right?
    Beach vibes and good sights have changed dramatically over the years.

    I knew you'd mention the obvious!! lol
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    May 14, 2015 4:48 AM GMT
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    pazzy saidfuck that shit. do plan on going to the beach this summer to lay back and not do shit but chill. i actually have a car now. just hope that it doesn't break down before i get it serviced. just need a consistent jobby job and i'm good.

    don't plan on going in the water though. that dirty motherfucking water. that sea water ain't blue enough around here. it's nasty looking with who knows what in that joint. it's brown, grey green and all sorts of colors that water isn't supposed to be looking. icon_sad.gif plus, i can't swim. it has nothing to do with me being black though because there's this stereotype about black people not being able to swim. i had swimming lessons since a kid but they never stuck. even in high school, learned again and it still didn't stick. one day, a midget will learn how to swim and the lessons will stick.


    I was lucky to learn how to swim as a baby. My parents were very proactive and I was on the swim team at 8 and swam for years competitively and taught swimming lessons privately and coached teams. Swimming is easy, you just learn the basic steps by steps and before to long you'll be catching a wave!! Just make it Hawaiian style and you'll be fine.


    easy?? icon_sad.gif dude, i don't even know how to float. icon_sad.gif try to lay on my back in the water and instead end up sinking and choking on water. icon_sad.gif think that all has to do with the time i almost drowned as a kid in sesame place which was a fucked up story in itself. got stuck in the tube and someone came down feet first while i was trying to snuggle at the time, my chunky toddler ass free so we both ended up flying out in full force into the pool. for some reason, there was no water that was coming down before that so i got stuck halfway in the tube coming down.

    what's the basic steps to swimming though? help a midget out.


    Awe really?

    Wow, I helped teach a this heart Doctor from India. He was really smart, but deathly afraid of the water. At the end of our 2 week training he swam and could float. When we first started he would cling to me like a kid who was drowning. One of my best stories to train/teach/inspire someone to learn how to swim! I was really proud of this very brilliant and brave man.
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    May 14, 2015 7:30 AM GMT
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    May 14, 2015 4:31 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI've seen WAY MORE fat/obese bodies at the beach than lean bodies. When you ask if my body's "Beach Ready" I respond with "fuck no, I don't wanna be that fat!"

    That's why I spend my time in the hills on a MTB instead of at the beach where very few hot guys reside. icon_wink.gif

    I'm told it's the same with cruise ships. People waddle from the buffet to lounge poolside in skimpy attire. Body shame is NOT keeping scores of fat people from enjoying themselves. From a numbers perspective, the media FAILED.
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    May 14, 2015 4:31 PM GMT
    2bnaked saidAnything organic I will take....him too!!

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    It's official. I'm now eating strictly organic.
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    May 14, 2015 4:39 PM GMT
    Winter's only just starting in Australia but my training and diet are going great at the moment so I plan on having my abs show by September/October when it starts getting hot again.

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    May 14, 2015 7:32 PM GMT
    I don't often seen fat guys at the beaches here where we live. There is a steep hike down a cliff to get to the beach. Out of shape guys could never make it down, let alone back up. But when you get down there, you have a two mile stretch of perfect sand. A great day is hitting the beach with a bunch of buddies, and running right at water's edge. What could be better than that?
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    May 15, 2015 12:54 AM GMT
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    pazzy saidfuck that shit. do plan on going to the beach this summer to lay back and not do shit but chill. i actually have a car now. just hope that it doesn't break down before i get it serviced. just need a consistent jobby job and i'm good.

    don't plan on going in the water though. that dirty motherfucking water. that sea water ain't blue enough around here. it's nasty looking with who knows what in that joint. it's brown, grey green and all sorts of colors that water isn't supposed to be looking. icon_sad.gif plus, i can't swim. it has nothing to do with me being black though because there's this stereotype about black people not being able to swim. i had swimming lessons since a kid but they never stuck. even in high school, learned again and it still didn't stick. one day, a midget will learn how to swim and the lessons will stick.


    I was lucky to learn how to swim as a baby. My parents were very proactive and I was on the swim team at 8 and swam for years competitively and taught swimming lessons privately and coached teams. Swimming is easy, you just learn the basic steps by steps and before to long you'll be catching a wave!! Just make it Hawaiian style and you'll be fine.


    My mom had me in swimming lessons when I was eight years old. I loved the water and was not afraid of it, so I took to it really easy. Later in my teen and college years I worked as a lifeguard. The key is, you have to relax in the water. If you are tense it won't work.