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What goes through your mind when someone says "lets go for a drink"?
Jan 26, 2009 5:25 AM GMT

Hehe these are cute




















I don't think there all entirely true tho (I think about shoes before I go out to drink...)


Jan 26, 2009 5:40 AM GMT
funny pictures of cats with captions
OHhiker Posts: 631
Jan 26, 2009 6:02 AM GMT
Hm, guess I'm thinking about shirts, shoes, and belt. Because if I end up dancing, the shoes have to be comfortable and the shirt needs to look good on, but then come off and be tossed to the side. Then how much will I drink because I have to drive home unless I'm sleeping somewhere else(please). Then I think about if I'm going to hook-up, is he a top or bottom, or just a snuggle bunny.


Jan 26, 2009 6:04 AM GMT
I think about what I feel like drinking tonight....
Jan 26, 2009 6:13 AM GMT



JayneCobb Posts: 577
Jan 26, 2009 6:16 AM GMT
That looks fairly representational to me.
Jan 26, 2009 6:21 AM GMT
What goes through my mind? Hoping someone doesn't have to have a wine bottle removed from his rectum the next morning.
Jan 26, 2009 6:26 AM GMT
LOL nice.
Jan 26, 2009 6:41 AM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite saidWhat goes through my mind? Hoping someone doesn't have to have a wine bottle removed from his rectum the next morning.






That doesn't sound too healthy...
Jan 26, 2009 6:47 AM GMT


....sounds like a fetish, alright. Whups, wrong thread.
mickeytopogig... Posts: 2720
Jan 26, 2009 7:35 AM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite saidWhat goes through my mind? Hoping someone doesn't have to have a wine bottle removed from his rectum the next morning.
1guy1cup?
zoot101 Posts: 101
Jan 26, 2009 7:37 AM GMT
"Tequila" usually
Jan 26, 2009 10:55 AM GMT
"You invite, you pay!"
Mutty Posts: 1175
Jan 26, 2009 12:07 PM GMT
This scenario comes into mind:

...I'm in this bar,
and he comes over,
and I'm like "Oh my God!",
and he's like "Hi",
and I'm like "Hi!",
and he's like "Are you on your own?",
and I'm like "Yes",
and he's like "No way!",
and I'm like "It's true",
and he's like "I don't believe you",
and I'm like "Come on!",
and he's like "I'm serious!",
and I'm like "Cut it out!",
and he's like "Am I embarrassing you?",
and I'm like "Can we stop?",
and he's like "I saw you come in",
and I'm like "Ok",
and he's like "Can I get you a drink?",
and I'm like "That would be great",
and he's like "What do you want?",
and I'm like "A soda",
and he's like "Is that all?",
and I'm like "What do you mean?",
and he's like "On its own?",
and I'm like "Yes",
and he's like "Don't you drink?",
and I'm like "No",
and he's like "Why not?",
and I'm like "It's none of your business",
and he's like "I'm only asking",
and I'm like "Well you started it!",
and he's like "Calm down",
and I'm like "I'm sorry",
and he's like "Don't be",
and I'm like "Why should I?!",
and he's like "Back off!",
and I'm like "F*** YOU!!!"

HAHAHAHAHA! XD XD XD
Jan 26, 2009 12:31 PM GMT
Great ads posted, Shyguy; thanks Guerrilla I will think twice before handling bottles of wine henceforth.
chanelchic Posts: 188
Jan 26, 2009 1:02 PM GMT
Yum!!
Jan 26, 2009 1:28 PM GMT
NickoftheNort... Posts: 1316
Jan 26, 2009 4:40 PM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite saidWhat goes through my mind? Hoping someone doesn't have to have a wine bottle removed from his rectum the next morning.

I'd be more worried about hitting the bottle a little too hard:
SpartanJock Posts: 199
Jan 26, 2009 4:50 PM GMT
yummmmm beeeerrr
DrStorm Posts: 185
Jan 26, 2009 4:52 PM GMT
shyguy - thank god I am a man....

Caslon - I love your pussy.:

muttskins - hilarious.....and all too true


PEACE
daWeatherMan
Jan 26, 2009 4:52 PM GMT
Jan 26, 2009 5:06 PM GMT
shyguy346 saidHehe these are cute... I don't think there all entirely true tho (I think about shoes before I go out to drink...)

Well, I do think you could substitute a gay man for the woman in the last chart. In fact, for some gay men you wouldn't even need to change the women's clothing items to men's. LMAO!

BTW, I wonder what the pictogram for a gay man would be? I found this online, maybe a bit TOO gay: