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I don't think there all entirely true tho (I think about shoes before I go out to drink...)

Hm, guess I'm thinking about shirts, shoes, and belt. Because if I end up dancing, the shoes have to be comfortable and the shirt needs to look good on, but then come off and be tossed to the side. Then how much will I drink because I have to drive home unless I'm sleeping somewhere else(please). Then I think about if I'm going to hook-up, is he a top or bottom, or just a snuggle bunny.

I think about what I feel like drinking tonight....

That looks fairly representational to me.

What goes through my mind? Hoping someone doesn't have to have a wine bottle removed from his rectum the next morning.

LOL nice.

GuerrillaSodomite saidWhat goes through my mind? Hoping someone doesn't have to have a wine bottle removed from his rectum the next morning.

That doesn't sound too healthy...

....sounds like a fetish, alright. Whups, wrong thread.

GuerrillaSodomite saidWhat goes through my mind? Hoping someone doesn't have to have a wine bottle removed from his rectum the next morning.

1guy1cup?

"Tequila" usually

"You invite, you pay!"

This scenario comes into mind:

...I'm in this bar,
and he comes over,
and I'm like "Oh my God!",
and he's like "Hi",
and I'm like "Hi!",
and he's like "Are you on your own?",
and I'm like "Yes",
and he's like "No way!",
and I'm like "It's true",
and he's like "I don't believe you",
and I'm like "Come on!",
and he's like "I'm serious!",
and I'm like "Cut it out!",
and he's like "Am I embarrassing you?",
and I'm like "Can we stop?",
and he's like "I saw you come in",
and I'm like "Ok",
and he's like "Can I get you a drink?",
and I'm like "That would be great",
and he's like "What do you want?",
and I'm like "A soda",
and he's like "Is that all?",
and I'm like "What do you mean?",
and he's like "On its own?",
and I'm like "Yes",
and he's like "Don't you drink?",
and I'm like "No",
and he's like "Why not?",
and I'm like "It's none of your business",
and he's like "I'm only asking",
and I'm like "Well you started it!",
and he's like "Calm down",
and I'm like "I'm sorry",
and he's like "Don't be",
and I'm like "Why should I?!",
and he's like "Back off!",
and I'm like "F*** YOU!!!"

HAHAHAHAHA! XD XD XD

Great ads posted, Shyguy; thanks Guerrilla I will think twice before handling bottles of wine henceforth.

Yum!!

GuerrillaSodomite saidWhat goes through my mind? Hoping someone doesn't have to have a wine bottle removed from his rectum the next morning.

I'd be more worried about hitting the bottle a little too hard:

yummmmm beeeerrr

shyguy - thank god I am a man....

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shyguy346 saidHehe these are cute... I don't think there all entirely true tho (I think about shoes before I go out to drink...)

Well, I do think you could substitute a gay man for the woman in the last chart. In fact, for some gay men you wouldn't even need to change the women's clothing items to men's. LMAO!

BTW, I wonder what the pictogram for a gay man would be? I found this online, maybe a bit TOO gay: