Sex: a sport?

  • oldfart

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    May 18, 2015 12:48 AM GMT
    Can sex between men be considered something like an athletic sport??
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    May 18, 2015 1:28 AM GMT
    oldfart said
    Can sex between men be considered something like an athletic sport??

    Yes, if you're both doing it right. icon_wink.gif
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    May 18, 2015 2:54 AM GMT
    Only if you film it for national TV and have referees and stuff.
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    May 18, 2015 3:33 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Only if you film it for national TV and have referees and stuff.

    And awards, gotta have awards. Not sure if we'd want winners for each event, Olympic style, or acrue points towards a loving cup (what a terrible pun) to award at season's end.

    I imagine the basic competition format would be a 2-man team, although I suppose you could have solo, too. Scoring points for things like style, speed, distance. And perhaps performed to music.

    You could also do larger teams, of 3s or 4s, even more I suppose, but you don't want it degrading into an disorderly orgy. Maybe use synchronized swimming as an inspiration & model. Call it The Synchronized Sex Event.
  • oldfart

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    May 19, 2015 4:16 AM GMT
    Oh yeah the big-league fabu version. Isn't that what porn is?

    How about a real sport that real guys like us play like racquetball or biking. Does it really have to be competitive? Real sex is about cooperation - y'know, teamwork...