Tell Your Best Hillary Clinton Joke (Or Republican Contender Joke)

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    May 22, 2015 9:41 PM GMT
    A thread for laughs at both parties' expense. No fighting.

    Hillary went to see the Long Island medium. "Theresa," said Hillary. "I want to talk to the great presidents of the past to help guide me." "Ok," said Theresa Caputo. "Here's George Washington." "George," said Hillary. "How can I best serve my country when I'm President?" "Never tell a lie," said George. "Get him out of here," said an agitated Hillary. "Ok, here's Thomas Jefferson," said Theresa Caputo. "Thomas," said Hillary. "How can I best serve my country when I'm President?" "Listen to the people, " said Jefferson. "I don't really want to do that. Get out of here," said Hillary. "Here's Abraham Lincoln," said Theresa. "Abe," said Hillary. "How can I best serve my country when I'm President?" "Go to the theater," said Lincoln.
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    May 22, 2015 9:42 PM GMT
    Why do Republicans love laundry day?
    They're always happy to separate the whites from the colors.
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    May 22, 2015 9:51 PM GMT
    Why is Hillary Clinton running for President?
    She wants to know what it's like to sleep in the President' s bed.