Yeah, THAT kind of meat rub.
A story about another meat rub: an older friend of ours, 83, wanted to try a men's Asian massage parlor that has just opened near us and was offering discounts. He asked me to take him there to check it out, because he's single and he knows he can be easily victimized at his age, and he really isn't as observant as I am.
So I took him 2 weeks ago, and it was OK. Not stellar, but nothing wrong with it that I could see, either. I made an appointment for him last Monday for a full body massage in a private room.
He arrives there and he's told to undress, naturally, but then the masseur totally strips, too! He later told me he was a good looking young guy, so OK, he doesn't mind. I probably wouldn't have, either.
He get's a good massage for 45 minutes, and then is told the finish will be the "Happy Ending". You know what that is. And apparently it was VERY happy, because he continues to talk about it days later, like a kid would about Christmas. His eyes just light up talking about his "meat rub", something he rarely gets to do at 83.
I'm glad for him, because HE'S glad, but I had no idea this was the kind of place he was gonna be visiting. I'll be surprised if it stays open for very long in Wilton Manors, once the word gets around.