The Immortelle face cream

  • venue35

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    May 25, 2015 8:10 PM GMT
    LOL. THEY CAME OUT WITH A FACE CREAM IN FRANCE THAT USES the immortelle flower.
    When picked or cut from the stem it doesn't wither or die-it keeps on living!
    So by using this cream you will look young forever!
    There is no proof ofcourse that this is true..
    In the last couple of years there has been a lot of talk about drinkable collagen as well.
    It has been proven that by drinking collagen it cannot take a cell like structure anywhere in the human body.
    It's just good for you that's all.
    People will believe anything they read these days.
    oh immortelle means immortal in French icon_lol.gif
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    May 25, 2015 8:38 PM GMT
    Possum fat is the best.
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    May 25, 2015 8:43 PM GMT
    I prefer getting bitten by a vampire.
  • secondstartot...

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    May 25, 2015 8:51 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd saidI prefer getting bitten by a vampire.

    do you sparkle in the sunlight ?
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    May 25, 2015 8:53 PM GMT
    secondstartotheright said
    DefensiveEnd saidI prefer getting bitten by a vampire.

    do you sparkle in the sunlight ?

    What's sunlight?
  • venue35

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    May 25, 2015 8:53 PM GMT
    There is also the Magic Egyptian Cream which is actually like lard
  • venue35

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    May 25, 2015 8:54 PM GMT
    No such thing as vampires or immortality I'm afraid
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    May 25, 2015 8:58 PM GMT
    venue35 saidThere is also the Magic Egyptian Cream which is actually like lard

    I've used a ton of Bengay and Icyhot and my extremities look like a teenager's.
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    May 25, 2015 9:03 PM GMT
    venue35 saidNo such thing as vampires or immortality I'm afraid

    Wait til you move to NYC and a whole coven lives in your apartment building.
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    May 25, 2015 11:10 PM GMT
    Just put a younger painting of yourself up in the attic.
    Works wonders, I hear...icon_cool.gif

    or use the best moisturizer you can afford. Take your pick.
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    May 25, 2015 11:21 PM GMT
    Bathe in milk of puppies. Much cheaper. icon_cool.gif
  • venue35

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    May 26, 2015 12:46 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidJust put a younger painting of yourself up in the attic.
    Works wonders, I hear...icon_cool.gif

    or use the best moisturizer you can afford. Take your pick.
    I'm not obsessed with staying younger and I don't think a cream is the solution that's for sure!
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    May 26, 2015 12:52 AM GMT
    venue35 said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidJust put a younger painting of yourself up in the attic.
    Works wonders, I hear...icon_cool.gif

    or use the best moisturizer you can afford. Take your pick.
    I'm not obsessed with staying younger and I don't think a cream is the solution that's for sure!

    You're 100% correct. All you can do it eat right (clean) keep up with your gym work, get plenty of rest, watch your alcohol/party consumption and rock every last good gene your parents gave you. The rest will come naturally.
    Youth is not found in a bottle or tube.
  • venue35

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    May 26, 2015 12:56 AM GMT
    It's in the jeans..I mean-genes
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    May 26, 2015 12:58 AM GMT
    venue35 saidIt's in the jeans..I mean-genes

    Trust me.. it ALL in the jeans. To the left, to the left......icon_cool.gif