HOW TO GET GUYS TO LIKE YOU

  • cheezykid

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    May 28, 2015 2:18 PM GMT
    Just put his dick in your mouth, maybe the balls icon_smile.gif
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    May 28, 2015 2:26 PM GMT
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  • secondstartot...

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    May 28, 2015 2:26 PM GMT
    hahahaha !!! this is funny - reminds me of this song by Adore Delano

    "Hello, I Love You"

    [Spoken:]
    Hey, it's Adore again
    Why aren't you answering my calls?
    I called like 5 times!
    I left you like 7 messages
    Call me back

    I like the outfit you got yesterday at 12:23
    And my favourite thing to do is watch you dream in your sleep
    Hello, I'm so happy that you're mine
    (Hello, hello)
    And I think you blocked my number, so I got a new phone
    Cause I'll always be there even when you think you're alone
    Hello, never gonna say goodbye
    (Hello, hello)

    [Pre-Chorus:]
    Always be together
    Always and forever

    [Chorus:]
    I won't leave, until you answer me
    What do you say?
    (Hello, hello)
    (Hello, hello)
    I love you
    You're all mine, until the end of time
    What do you say?
    (Hello, hello)
    (Hello, hello)
    I love you

    Got our song, it's up and ready for our very first kiss
    And I brought a list of names when we're ready for kids
    Hello, I'm so happy that you're mine
    (Hello, hello)
    Kept a locket of your hair for my collection of you
    When you say I'm fucking crazy, I know you mean I'm cute
    Hello, never gonna say goodbye
    (Hello, hello)

    [Pre-Chorus]

    [Chorus]

    [Spoken:]
    Hey, it's Adore again
    I've called like 10 times
    I even called your house phone and left a message with your mother
    I haven't heard from you yet
    I really miss you!
    I like what you were wearing last night...
    Call me back please
    I love you!
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    May 28, 2015 3:37 PM GMT
    I really fancy your humour mate !!icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    May 28, 2015 3:39 PM GMT
    If you use your mouth on a guy, he might end up being the one who won't stop bothering you, lol. I've had that happen before.
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    May 28, 2015 3:58 PM GMT
    cheezykid saidHOW TO GET GUYS TO LIKE YOU
    Just be hot. That's all it takes. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 28, 2015 4:29 PM GMT
    meninlove said
    paulflexes said
    cheezykid saidHOW TO GET GUYS TO LIKE YOU
    Just be hot. That's all it takes. icon_biggrin.gif


    Paul! You need to read the whole post; it's hilarious instructions.
    Oh I did. But being hot is an even simpler route. icon_lol.gif
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    May 28, 2015 4:35 PM GMT
    God I wish I had these instructions when I dated some guys in the past.

    They would probably read this and think in all seriousness, "whoever wrote this knows how to get a man!"
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    May 28, 2015 6:33 PM GMT
    Tell him that you will always be there for him and that no matter what you will never leave him.

    Tell him on the first date.
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    May 28, 2015 8:39 PM GMT
    Don't forget to add:
    Never break eye contact-not even for a second! Don't even stop to look at your surroundings. This intense focus will surely woo your potential life-partner over

    and

    If your date happens to go to the bathroom be sure to follow him. Why not? You're both men right? Show him that you yearn to be near him everywhere he goes

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    May 28, 2015 8:41 PM GMT
    rickyrickyricky said
    meninlove said
    paulflexes said
    cheezykid saidHOW TO GET GUYS TO LIKE YOU
    Just be hot. That's all it takes. icon_biggrin.gif


    Paul! You need to read the whole post; it's hilarious instructions.


    he read on bike so probably he skipped some lines though.
    If the clouds are too low to fly tomorrow (like they've been every day lately) I'll probably take the BART to SF for a while. Wanna chill? icon_wink.gif
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    May 28, 2015 9:38 PM GMT
    Looks like it was copied from a magazine for women.

    Doing a google search on the first paragraph brought up this:

    http://lybio.net/tag/jenna-marbles-how-to-get-boys-to-like-you-quotes/
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    May 28, 2015 9:40 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidLooks like it was copied from a magazine for women.

    Doing a google search on the first paragraph brought up this:

    http://lybio.net/tag/jenna-marbles-how-to-get-boys-to-like-you-quotes/


    Guess this was not such an original satire. icon_lol.gif
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    May 28, 2015 9:44 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidLooks like it was copied from a magazine for women.

    Doing a google search on the first paragraph brought up this:

    http://lybio.net/tag/jenna-marbles-how-to-get-boys-to-like-you-quotes/
    I guess that's why it said "butthole and vagina." Hmmm...busted! icon_lol.gif
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    May 28, 2015 11:20 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidLooks like it was copied from a magazine for women.

    Doing a google search on the first paragraph brought up this:

    http://lybio.net/tag/jenna-marbles-how-to-get-boys-to-like-you-quotes/


    Wow.


    Cheezy, I've deleted all my posts. I'm a writer and the plagarizing you did here is A TURN-OFF.

    *COMPLETELY UNIMPRESSED*



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    May 28, 2015 11:25 PM GMT
    meninlove said
    Lumpyoatmeal saidLooks like it was copied from a magazine for women.

    Doing a google search on the first paragraph brought up this:

    http://lybio.net/tag/jenna-marbles-how-to-get-boys-to-like-you-quotes/


    Wow.


    Cheezy, I've deleted all my posts. I'm a writer and the plagarizing you did here is A TURN-OFF.

    *COMPLETELY UNIMPRESSED*





    Now that's hilarious! For women too......lol
  • mybud

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    May 29, 2015 4:53 AM GMT
    If you tell a gay guy you're str8, they'll have undying love for ya...To the grave and beyond.
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    May 29, 2015 7:10 AM GMT
    mybud saidIf you tell a gay guy you're str8, they'll have undying love for ya...To the grave and beyond.
    So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong! I keep telling str8 guys I'm gay. That works too, though, so now I'm torn.
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    Jun 04, 2015 11:27 PM GMT
    You didn't believe you were going to get a straight answer to this question did you?