Just ordered my first dildo!

  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    May 29, 2015 2:59 AM GMT
    So I finally decided to satisfy my thirst and get a dildo.

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005T8TM6G

    "Dreaming of a long, thick, veiny penis? Victor is ready to satisfy your every need. This detailed dildo features a realistic veined shaft, cock head, and textured balls. The ultra-realistic SexFlesh material provides Victor with his firm core, but adds a soft, squeezable surface layer for a true-to-life feel. A sturdy suction cup at his base allows you to explore even more positions for penetration when you mount him to the smooth, flat surface of your choice. Measurements: 8.5" overall length, 6" insertable length, 2.07" max insertable shaft."

    Can't wait!
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    May 29, 2015 3:41 AM GMT
    rickyrickyricky saidThats so huge xD sure you can handle it?
    I hope so.
  • smegnificient

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    May 29, 2015 3:58 AM GMT
    In no time you'll be using Peter Griffin's marital aid

  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    May 29, 2015 4:03 AM GMT
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    May 29, 2015 1:12 PM GMT
    That GIF.
    The pain.
    THE PAIN!!!
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    May 31, 2015 12:29 AM GMT
    God that felt soooooo goood.
  • theonewhoknoc...

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    May 31, 2015 1:53 AM GMT
    Damn, I need to draw a comic with the "marital aid"
  • ThatSwimmerGu...

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    May 31, 2015 2:10 AM GMT
    rickyrickyricky saidlol kinda huge, how was it?
    Mind blowing! "Veiny Victor" really made me cum like crazy.
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    May 31, 2015 5:10 AM GMT
    Lol hot, enjoy !! icon_lol.gificon_redface.gif
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    Jun 06, 2015 7:23 AM GMT
    Henry, I guess you won't be looking for men any more . . .
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    Jun 07, 2015 4:13 PM GMT
    I have pretty much the same icon_smile.gif)
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    Jun 07, 2015 4:42 PM GMT
    Day+34+they+still+think+i+m+a+huge+_cdff
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    Jun 07, 2015 7:02 PM GMT
    ThatSwimmerGuy93 said
    rickyrickyricky saidlol kinda huge, how was it?
    Mind blowing! "Veiny Victor" really made me cum like crazy.

    I can see why ThatSwimmerGuy93 didn't complain about the big dick pictures in the "does size matter" thread.
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    Jun 08, 2015 4:21 AM GMT
    HikerSkier saidHenry, I guess you won't be looking for men any more . . .
    Oh please. lol
  • Svnw688

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    Jun 12, 2015 5:02 PM GMT
    I have this, and it's great! It's also fun to wear it inside for 30 mins or an hour right before sex, provided the guy likes it loose icon_cool.gif

    You'll be ready for the real guy to slide in and hammer away. It's an amazing feeling already being opened and then getting pounded. Enjoy!
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    Jun 18, 2015 8:11 PM GMT
    HEHEHEHE I love how when you click on that link...what it says in the heading!!icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    LMFAO!!!icon_cool.gif