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    Jun 23, 2015 2:33 PM GMT

    SAY 'I LOVE YOU' THIS VALENTINE'S DAY WITH THESE CHOCOLATE BUTTHOLES
    By Tommy Gimler Feb 11, 2015



    Or, if you don't have a lover this weekend, it's a fun way to tell somebody to eat your ass. Literally.

    According to Cosmopolitan, a UK company called Edible Anus is giving you the opportunity to purchase boxes of chocolate poop chutes for your loved ones this Valentine's Day.

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    you can buy chocolate buttholes
    For just a little more than $55, you can send your significant other five boxes of chocolate brown stars this holiday season that consist of "rings of succulent chocolate cast" that were "crafted from the posterior" of their "stunning butt model."

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    chocolate buttholes, anus molding
    Bad news, however, for chocolate butthole fans living in America. Due to the huge amount of love for the "Great British Anus," you won't be able to purchase one for your sweetheart for this Valentine's Day. But hey, Easter is right around the corner, guys.

    The rest of their chocolate balloon knots are going fast, but don't worry. If the company runs out of those, there are plenty of poo cards, T-shirts and even a $420 glass anus available, which actually sounds like a hell of gift to send to your nagging mother-in-law.




    http://www.mandatory.com/2015/02/11/say-i-love-you-this-valentines-day-with-these-chocolate-butth/
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    Jun 23, 2015 2:51 PM GMT
    Your profile headline is absolutely correct. icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 23, 2015 6:57 PM GMT
    everyone's a pink slit lover here.

    but the second you start talking about that people are all like ZOMG DID HE REALLY SAY...?! SHUT UP!

    I think the chocolate anus is cute.

    everyone rims the fuck out of their bfs.

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    Jun 23, 2015 6:58 PM GMT
    ok that pic of the real anus might be a bit too much.
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    Jun 23, 2015 6:58 PM GMT
    Jesus christ it's a part of your body.

    you have to love it and accept it.

    like you love and accept your cock.
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    Jun 23, 2015 7:57 PM GMT
    patito saidok that pic of the real anus might be a bit too much.

    Apparently Im not the only one that thinks some of MMTM's posts are completly unnecesary.
    His erratic behaviour showing assholes or sharing personal explicit sex stories out of the blue, clearly show the guy doesn't have a satisfactory or healthy sex life.
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    Jun 23, 2015 8:52 PM GMT
    David666k said
    patito saidok that pic of the real anus might be a bit too much.

    Apparently Im not the only one that thinks some of MMTM's posts are completly unnecesary.
    His erratic behaviour showing assholes or sharing personal explicit sex stories out of the blue, clearly show the guy doesn't have a satisfactory or healthy sex life.


    His comfort level is higher than yours. Maybe it should be moved to sex topics?....where you might expect something more explicit?

    I just laughed. But I can see where some people might be uncomfortable.
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    Jun 23, 2015 8:57 PM GMT
    This grotesque thread is nothing but blatant anti-chocolate, anti-rimming propaganda.icon_mad.gif
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    Jun 23, 2015 9:35 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidThis grotesque thread is nothing but blatant anti-chocolate, anti-rimming propaganda.icon_mad.gif

    Anti-rimming? Id say the original post in totally pro-rimming, who doesnt want to eat ass that tastes like chocolate?
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    Jun 23, 2015 9:38 PM GMT
    David666k said
    HottJoe saidThis grotesque thread is nothing but blatant anti-chocolate, anti-rimming propaganda.icon_mad.gif

    Anti-rimming? Id say the original post in totally pro-rimming, who doesnt want to eat ass that tastes like chocolate?

    Don't forget about strawberry or vanilla.... But avoid the rocky road.icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 24, 2015 12:59 AM GMT
    timmm55 said
    David666k said
    patito saidok that pic of the real anus might be a bit too much.

    Apparently Im not the only one that thinks some of MMTM's posts are completly unnecesary.
    His erratic behaviour showing assholes or sharing personal explicit sex stories out of the blue, clearly show the guy doesn't have a satisfactory or healthy sex life.

    I just laughed. But I can see where some people might be uncomfortable.

    Also let's not forget MMTM's embarrassing little incident yesterday: when TheGuyNextDoor said he saw a hot sales clerk that day, and somehow MMTM's mind translated that as if TheGuyNextDoor had sex with the seller and filmed it on video! And on top of everything MMTM requested a link to the video... (embarrassing and sad).
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    Jun 24, 2015 4:23 AM GMT
    This is probably an April fool advertisement, right? This can't be for real. icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 24, 2015 8:16 AM GMT
    polfsky saidThis is probably an April fool advertisement, right? This can't be for real. icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif


    That's what I thought at first too...but it seems legit. Go ahead and watch the video or visit their website, if you dare...icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 24, 2015 11:30 AM GMT
    Sweet!
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    Jun 24, 2015 7:03 PM GMT
    David666k said
    timmm55 said
    David666k said
    patito saidok that pic of the real anus might be a bit too much.

    Apparently Im not the only one that thinks some of MMTM's posts are completly unnecesary.
    His erratic behaviour showing assholes or sharing personal explicit sex stories out of the blue, clearly show the guy doesn't have a satisfactory or healthy sex life.

    I just laughed. But I can see where some people might be uncomfortable.

    Also let's not forget MMTM's embarrassing little incident yesterday: when TheGuyNextDoor said he saw a hot sales clerk that day, and somehow MMTM's mind translated that as if TheGuyNextDoor had sex with the seller and filmed it on video! And on top of everything MMTM requested a link to the video... (embarrassing and sad).
    How about the time david666 asked what kind of sports do Americans play inside sports bars????
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    Jun 24, 2015 7:28 PM GMT
    LOL

    I'll "stick" with these thank you!!

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    Jun 24, 2015 8:16 PM GMT
    venue35 said
    David666k said
    timmm55 said
    David666k said
    patito saidok that pic of the real anus might be a bit too much.

    Apparently Im not the only one that thinks some of MMTM's posts are completly unnecesary.
    His erratic behaviour showing assholes or sharing personal explicit sex stories out of the blue, clearly show the guy doesn't have a satisfactory or healthy sex life.

    I just laughed. But I can see where some people might be uncomfortable.

    Also let's not forget MMTM's embarrassing little incident yesterday: when TheGuyNextDoor said he saw a hot sales clerk that day, and somehow MMTM's mind translated that as if TheGuyNextDoor had sex with the seller and filmed it on video! And on top of everything MMTM requested a link to the video... (embarrassing and sad).
    How about the time david666 asked what kind of sports do Americans play inside sports bars????
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    Dude it was obvious I was referring to what they play on TV.
    > http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4063950#953117_4071614_name

    Even that wouldn't have been comparable to the things MMTM puts himself through. And you are not far behind, I remember when you were rejected and publicly dissed by Jsmus of all people. That should give you a hint about your status in here icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 24, 2015 8:49 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said^ Look at the pathetic mind games Gayvid plays with other members. Being all catty and recalling some of the pettiest crap on the site between members.

    I really fear for his unborn child. I honestly don't think he has what it takes to be a mature adult, much less a good father.


    Of course I will be a good dad and I've got all it takes. There are probably things I don't know yet but I will learn on the way. I've got determination to be a good father so I will be one.
    Now go back to your cave and keep searching for asshole pictures to masturbate on.
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    Jun 24, 2015 10:04 PM GMT
    ^ It's cool men love to see buttholes and dicks, what is repugnant is the way you share explicit porn material in threads that have no room for that. 2 people and Pazzy called you out on this already.

    By now it's clear you're disturbed and don't have a normal or healthy sex life. That's the reason you to act the way you do.

    If you can't behave normally in an internet forum I highly doubt you can control yourself in your daily life. I wouldn't be surprised if someday you're taken away for indecent exposure or something like that.

    If you wanna post porn or rant about your sexual fantasies the least you can do is go to the Sex forums, where that behaviour is expected and encouraged.


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    Jun 24, 2015 10:40 PM GMT
    pazkilimanjaro said
    David666k said^ It's cool men love to see buttholes and dicks, what is repugnant is the way you share explicit porn material in threads that have no room for that. 2 people and Pazzy called you out on this already.

    By now it's clear you're disturbed and don't have a normal or healthy sex life. That's the reason you to act the way you do.

    If you can't behave normally in an internet forum I highly doubt you can control yourself in your daily life. I wouldn't be surprised if someday you're taken away for indecent exposure or something like that.

    If you wanna post porn or rant about your sexual fantasies the least you can do is go to the Sex forums, where that behaviour is expected and encouraged.

    Look ho. Keep my name out your mouth in your stupid feuds, okay. Funny how you were calling me boring and argumentative but here you are derailing threads with mmtm over some shit that happened a year ago.


    Looks my subtle "2 people and Pazzy" flew right over your head icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 24, 2015 10:55 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    David666k said
    Looks my subtle "2 people and Pazzy" flew right over you icon_lol.gif


    Corrected version:

    Looks like my subtle "2 people and Pazzy" comment flew right over your head.

    If you're going to use idiomatic expressions in English you need to learn how to use them correctly. Otherwise it just makes you look incredibly foolish.


    rofl who cares? You're a sex psycho exposing yourself in an internet forum, will probably end up as a sex offender in real life, nobody cares what you say.

    Also my english is better than your spanish so you're not entitled to say a thing.
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    Jun 24, 2015 11:04 PM GMT
    You all need a butt hole KISS! lol


    It's a spoof! isn't it guys? This entire thing should be fun right? Just in time for a good butt fucking!! LOL

    Know what's really odd? I listen to my local rock station and they talked about fuccccccking chicks up the ASS (one morning).

    LOL

    I was in shock when the DJ. mentioned how he likes it better and found it to be much tighter. OMG. So lets give him the butt hole chocolates to give to his bitch as a prelude/hint to getting butt blasted......GAY!!!! LOL
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    Jun 25, 2015 12:40 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    David666k said
    rofl who cares? You're a sex psycho exposing yourself in an internet forum, will probably end up as a sex offender in real life, nobody cares what you say.

    Also my english is better than your spanish so you're not entitled to say a thing.


    I repeat. I'm not the one who can be accused of sending pics of his ugly smashed burrito to gay men while his unsuspecting impregnated skank at home has no clue.

    People who send out pics of their own genitals while in a committed relationship are evidently in a very unfulfilled relationship. That's the bottom line. Combing the net for stealth breeding bareback sites while asserting to the internet world "I'm gonna be a DAD" is a big red flag.

    I don't see a bright future for you or your family to be.


    For a sex psychopath like you that likes to advocate bareback sex, shows his asshole in public and tries to convince married men to have extra martital sex and film it on video, it's a good thing you're not gonna be a dad anytime soon eh?
  • venue35

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    Jun 25, 2015 1:10 AM GMT
    I think this is starting to get repetitive.
    David you were gone for months and now you come back starting shit with MMTM again.
    He has never advocated barebacking like you say.
    Why do you keep starting fights with him??
    This is just going to go on and on.
    What IS the problem ???
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    Jun 25, 2015 5:45 AM GMT
    you guys.

    i leave you alone for five minutes & you start throwing tantrums at each other.



    keep calm & TAME THE MAN-PUSS

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