Asking another guy if he's gay.

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    Jun 25, 2015 6:27 PM GMT
    So there's this guy that hangs out at the pub. library like I do. When I first saw him, I thought he was gay but I didn't know for sure. So I started observing him from a safe distance..........

    It's been about two weeks now... Here comes the tough part of asking him. So, how can I ask him without offending him?

    Any suggestions?
  • HottJoe

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    Jun 25, 2015 6:33 PM GMT
    Slap him in the face with your dick and see how he reacts.
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    Jun 25, 2015 8:22 PM GMT
    Ask him if he likes flowers.
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    Jun 25, 2015 11:55 PM GMT
    Don't ask directly. Strike up a casual conversation, and see what you can gather from him.

    Or ask him if he has a girlfriend. If he says yes, there's a high chance he's not gay.
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    Jun 26, 2015 5:39 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidSlap him in the face with your dick and see how he reacts.


    paulflexes saidAsk him if he likes flowers.


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    You can start with becoming friends with that guy.
  • Apparition

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    Jun 26, 2015 6:16 AM GMT
    I should publish a book for people like you.

    the title would be

    "I wish the guy beside me would just tell me I can suck his cock if I want to, since Im too shy to ask"


    Then you can just casually set it on the table.
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    Jun 26, 2015 6:36 AM GMT
    Apparition saidI should publish a book for people like you.

    the title would be

    "I wish the guy beside me would just tell me I can suck his cock if I want to, since Im too shy to ask"


    Then you can just casually set it on the table.
    I <3 your idea. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 26, 2015 8:10 PM GMT
    Apparition saidI should publish a book for people like you.

    the title would be

    "I wish the guy beside me would just tell me I can suck his cock if I want to, since Im too shy to ask"


    Then you can just casually set it on the table.


    That would great. Don't know why I'm so shy to talk to him.... Feel really stupid,icon_redface.gif I'm not the shy type.
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    Jun 26, 2015 8:13 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidAsk him if he likes flowers.



    I found out today that yes, he does like flowers... He was looking at flower garden books beside me at the library.
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    Jun 26, 2015 8:26 PM GMT

    I can't even be bothered reading this dribble... if YOU have to ask someone... you should turn in your gay badge. WTF do you think we have GAYDAR for???
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    Jun 26, 2015 8:33 PM GMT
    FriendsOnly said
    I can't even be bothered reading this dribble... if YOU have to ask someone... you should turn in your gay badge. WTF do you think we have GAYDAR for???


    True.... But here in small town Midwest, we don't got any gay bars. WTF... I should just open my own gay bar here in town!
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    Jun 26, 2015 11:57 PM GMT
    Jas0nSawy3r said
    paulflexes saidAsk him if he likes flowers.



    I found out today that yes, he does like flowers... He was looking at flower garden books beside me at the library.
    Yep, he's gay. Next step: Suck his cock. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 27, 2015 1:17 AM GMT
    If it turns out that he is gay, that's great. But it doesn't mean he'll be attracted to you or want to be your friend. It just means that he's gay. That's all. Nothing more. Nothing less.
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    Jun 28, 2015 5:05 AM GMT
    sportyred saidIf it turns out that he is gay, that's great. But it doesn't mean he'll be attracted to you or want to be your friend. It just means that he's gay. That's all. Nothing more. Nothing less.
    That's why closeted guys are so much easier to get. They'll do anything that moves as long as you don't tell their friends. icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 28, 2015 10:40 PM GMT
    You do not ask people if they are gay. You tell them you are gay and find out whether they care, and if so why.
  • 1AlanZSky

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    Aug 02, 2015 12:17 AM GMT
    Outcome?

    Any giggling? Hysterical laughter?
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    Aug 02, 2015 3:02 AM GMT
    Most of you are not gay , You are queer , just look in a mirror and the way you talk . Gay men do not act or talk queer.
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    Aug 02, 2015 6:26 AM GMT
    GYPSYHOMESTEADER saidMost of you are not gay , You are queer , just look in a mirror and the way you talk . Gay men do not act or talk queer.
    Look at the #2a definition of "queer" in the Merriam dictionary.
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/queer
    2 a : differing in some odd way from what is usual or normal

    Your beard is "queer" when compared with social norms for facial hair.
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 02, 2015 6:28 AM GMT
    GYPSYHOMESTEADER saidMost of you are not gay , You are queer , just look in a mirror and the way you talk . Gay men do not act or talk queer.


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    Aug 19, 2015 11:25 AM GMT
    Sometimes you don't have to ask, it can be implied.

    But maybe if he's a mid to older gentleman, ask if he has children, or if he's married.

    Ask about a stereotypical gay thing, like Game of Thrones or something.
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    Aug 19, 2015 11:32 AM GMT
    Just ask him what he likes for breakfast in bed...after you kiss him good morning.icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 19, 2015 11:55 AM GMT
    LOL@ all of these sneaky ways to find out if he is gay reminds me of this:

    A guy moved into a new neighborhood and was talking to one of the guys on his street.
    Guy: What do you do for a living?
    Newbie: "I teach Deductive Thinking at the University."
    Guy: What's that?
    Newbie: "I'll show you. I see from your yard that you have a dog house. From that I deduce that you have children."
    Guy: Yes. 3.
    Newbie: "Since you have a dog house and children, I deduce that you are married."
    Guy: Yep. 10 years now.
    Newbie: "Since you have a dog house children and are married, I deduce that you are heterosexual."
    Guy: Damn right I am...Oh, I see! That's interesting!


    Guy goes over to another neighbor and chats.
    Guy: Did you meet our new neighbor?
    2nd Guy: No, what does he do for a living?
    Guy: He teaches Deduction Thinking at the local school.
    2nd Guy: What the hell is that?
    Guy: I'll show you.....I see that you have a dog hou--wait, ain't you got no dog?
    2nd Guy: No.
    Guy: Faggot!
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 19, 2015 1:48 PM GMT
    The three-second rule is pretty accurate.

    Make eye contact accidentally. Eye contact lingers for three seconds, signifying physical attraction.

    Eye contact that lingers for more than 3 seconds signifies the possibility of Autism.
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    Aug 19, 2015 1:51 PM GMT
    AttisXVI saidThe three-second rule is pretty accurate.

    Make eye contact accidentally. Eye contact lingers for three seconds, signifying physical attraction.

    Eye contact that lingers for more than 3 seconds signifies the possibility of Autism.
    Your eyes in your profile pic have been looking at me for way longer than 3 seconds. icon_eek.gif
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 19, 2015 1:56 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    AttisXVI saidThe three-second rule is pretty accurate.

    Make eye contact accidentally. Eye contact lingers for three seconds, signifying physical attraction.

    Eye contact that lingers for more than 3 seconds signifies the possibility of Autism.
    Your eyes in your profile pic have been looking at me for way longer than 3 seconds. icon_eek.gif


    Eye contact for longer than indefinitely signifies the possibility of being inanimate.