USjock9 saidAs a young boy growing up I remember seeing Time magazine with Anita Branyt saying pray for our son's. The insert photo was of two obviously gay men kissing. This was during her campaign against gay rights in Florida in the mid 70's. Maybe that was impactful to me because even now seeing to gay men together looks strange, two women also. Also, the couples they show on the news etc..... are not attractive. Always over weight and ugly. Definitely all types in the world huh? For me I don't care. Never say never though. If I met a old rich man who was near death and he wanted to marry I would probably do that. I like being single and one of the things I have enjoyed most about being gay is not being bond down to w=same standard of marriage as my straight brother with having kids etc..... Not all people are cut out for that type of thing. My experience has been gay men have a hard time dating the same man for any length of time. The conservative moment should look at the reality of this and that most of these unions with same sex couple will end badly and lawyers will be busier then ever. It will also help the economy with these gays spending $$$ on weddings that won't last. Ultimately they will be miserable, going to court etc.....
Okay then, well, thanx for the warning.
So 40 years later and you credit Anita for your self hate? I'm gonna guess you skipped a day or two of therapy between then and now.
Someone should throw a banana cream pie at you. In fact you should throw one at yourself. Seriously. You should make yourself a lovely banana cream pie, sit it down in front of you and then just plop your face into it.
In fact, get two hot guys to sit naked next to you. Hold onto their dicks while you plop your face down into the banana cream pie. I'm pretty sure that will break the spell.
And then you need to kiss on them with pie on your face.
I've looked through my magic bag of tricks but can't think of anything else that might cure you of your Anita Syndrome. Only here's the thing: it only works by the end of the weekend where we ever might finally gain rights to marriage.
Oh look, you're in luck. Better hurry.
I found a spell online for you. I've modified it a tad. You need to repeat this right before you plop your face into the banana cream pie:
If Anita threaten in this place,
Fight Water by Water and Fire by Fire,
And Pie by Pie
Banish Bryant into the crust of her own ass,
and remove her vagina smell until the last trace.
Let that evil bitch flee,
Through time and space.
Try that. See if it works for you. Get back to us when you decide to like being gay.