Right under my stinkin' nose

  • bro4bro

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    Jul 11, 2015 6:31 PM GMT
    I'm usually not a fan of those "look at this hot guy" threads but this time I couldn't help myself.

    The beach town where I live consists of 17,000 people squeezed into less than two square miles. It's the kind of place where everybody knows everybody, at least by sight. There are a ton of hot athletic guys here, but I thought I knew all the top-shelf blue chip studs.

    And then, the other day, the local paper did a story on an apparent neighbor of mine who owns a small gym and is training for a cross-fit competition. Here's 37-year-old Dan Wells:
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    Holy crap! How did I miss this one? Where the fuck has he been hiding? (in the gym, apparently...)

    The bad news... the article says he's married. To a chick. icon_confused.gif
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    Jul 11, 2015 6:39 PM GMT
    Ewwww...icon_neutral.gif
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    Jul 11, 2015 6:39 PM GMT
    Look on the bright side. At least he's within easy stalking range.
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    Jul 11, 2015 6:40 PM GMT
    bro4bro saidI'm usually not a fan of those "look at this hot guy" threads but this time I couldn't help myself.

    The beach town where I live consists of 17,000 people squeezed into less than two square miles. It's the kind of place where everybody knows everybody, at least by sight. There are a ton of hot athletic guys here, but I thought I knew all the top-shelf blue chip studs.

    And then, the other day, the local paper did a story on an apparent neighbor of mine who owns a small gym and is training for a cross-fit competition. Here's 37-year-old Dan Wells:
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    Holy crap! How did I miss this one? Where the fuck has he been hiding? (in the gym, apparently...)

    The bad news... the article says he's married. To a chick. icon_confused.gif

    He's probably on Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat. Plenty of material for you to jack off to. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 11, 2015 6:48 PM GMT
    As far as I can recollect, roofies and duct tape aren't really that expensive...

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    Jul 11, 2015 6:56 PM GMT
    Crossfit is causing all the straight guys to be built like gay guys.
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    Jul 11, 2015 7:49 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd saidCrossfit is causing all the straight guys to be built like gay guys.


    This really make sense. And crossfit gyms are mushrooming. icon_razz.gif
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    Jul 11, 2015 8:37 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd saidCrossfit is causing all the straight guys to be built like gay guys.


    I am totally ok with that. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 11, 2015 9:46 PM GMT
    More gyms and less fatties!! Will it work?

    I know they are exploding here big time and in So cal
  • roadbikeRob

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    Jul 11, 2015 10:07 PM GMT
    PatrickRyan said
    DefensiveEnd saidCrossfit is causing all the straight guys to be built like gay guys.


    I am totally ok with that. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 11, 2015 11:54 PM GMT
    Wow! Very impressive.
  • bro4bro

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    Jul 12, 2015 2:04 AM GMT
    Yeah, right?

    Oh, and I misread the article. He's not 37, he's 41. he started crossfit at 37 - 4 years ago. Before that, by his own description, he was "a skinny yoga guy."

    Which means I've probably seen him around town plenty of times, but not in the past 4 years. Who pays attention to a skinny yoga guy?

  • Jul 12, 2015 2:44 AM GMT
    Wow, he is impressive! Wish I had neighbors like that. I'm rooting for you bro4bro! icon_biggrin.gif
  • RSnSD

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    Jul 12, 2015 6:30 AM GMT
    Wondered why this guy looked so familiar. 12 years ago he was on that reality show "Boy Meets Boy" where a single gay guy interviewed and "dated" a panel of gay guys and straight guys pretending to be gay (kept secret until they were eliminated) in search of the ideal boyfriend. If I remember correctly, he was one of the finalists as he did a convincing job that he was perfect match. icon_lol.gif

    Quite a transformation he has made!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368474/
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    Jul 12, 2015 1:53 PM GMT
    He was on an episode of Will & Grace in a tank top.
    http://www.justjared.com/2006/04/22/will-grace-partners-n-crime/
  • jeepguySD

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    Jul 12, 2015 2:23 PM GMT
    Wow! I wish I had the genes to achieve that! Or the ability to attract a man like him!
  • baileydog1980

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    Jul 12, 2015 4:17 PM GMT
    bro4bro said

    The bad news... the article says he's married. To a chick. icon_confused.gif


    His wife probably wouldn't agree that this is bad news.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jul 12, 2015 5:30 PM GMT
    Sounds like a good "in" for an interview for my fitness show...I've always been into overcoming barriers...

    At least when it comes to business. It would be fun to hear about his efforts!

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    Jul 12, 2015 5:32 PM GMT
    Will you stalk him?
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    Jul 12, 2015 6:26 PM GMT
    bro straight tank top mushrooming


    This thread needs more hot buzzwords... /falls over
  • bro4bro

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    Jul 12, 2015 6:42 PM GMT
    RSnSD saidWondered why this guy looked so familiar. 12 years ago he was on that reality show "Boy Meets Boy" where a single gay guy interviewed and "dated" a panel of gay guys and straight guys pretending to be gay (kept secret until they were eliminated) in search of the ideal boyfriend. If I remember correctly, he was one of the finalists as he did a convincing job that he was perfect match.


    grofte saidHe was on an episode of Will & Grace in a tank top.


    Yep that makes sense. Nearly all the second-tier reality shows have at least one representative from the South Bay - it's the part of L A County where the All-American-looking Midwestern jockboys live.

    And it's heartwarming to know that this one is at least good at pretending to be gay!
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    Jul 12, 2015 9:31 PM GMT
    bro4bro saidYeah, right?

    Oh, and I misread the article. He's not 37, he's 41. he started crossfit at 37 - 4 years ago. Before that, by his own description, he was "a skinny yoga guy."

    Which means I've probably seen him around town plenty of times, but not in the past 4 years. Who pays attention to a skinny yoga guy?


    I'd pay attention to a skinny yoga guy (more than to a big muscular guy)
  • bro4bro

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    Jul 13, 2015 2:37 AM GMT
    darius30 saidWill you stalk him?


    Well seeing that he's a neighbor and all I don't see the harm in finding out exactly where he lives... um, and what he wears to bed at night... icon_twisted.gif
  • mystery905

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    Jul 13, 2015 4:45 AM GMT
    He's straight....leave him alone ! icon_redface.gif
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    Jul 13, 2015 5:02 AM GMT
    bro4bro said...

    The bad news... the article says he's married. To a chick. icon_confused.gif
    We were all in the closet at one point, or at least most of us were.

    No guy who looks like that at his age is straight. It's just not possible.

    Maybe you can bring him pie and pineapples, and eventually help him "rearrange his closet." icon_wink.gif