A hoes before bros situation

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    Jul 15, 2015 8:39 PM GMT
    An acquaintance of mine, H, recently introduced me and another frd S to his new frd B, whom H wants to date. S then started chatting with B on jackd, then started a Facebook group chat to organize something for B's bday. H is grumbling about this on another group chat but doesn't have the balls to say something to S, reasoning that he rather have S hang out with B with him there than some other time when he's not around. Thing is S is a whole league up in looks and charm so B has zero chance. As S's frd I feel like I need to tell him to give B a chance to reject H first, so to not be such a dick while doing this dick move...it seems so uncharacteristic of him. H isn't such a great guy himself and will likely do the same thing if he was good looking enough, but I'm so disappointed in S and want him to do right. Thoughts?
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    Jul 15, 2015 8:48 PM GMT
    That was hard to read
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    Jul 15, 2015 8:52 PM GMT
    I think B, S, and H should hookup with T, I, L, L, and U to form a big family.

    They can call themselves the BULLSHITs.
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    Jul 15, 2015 8:53 PM GMT
    MrFuscle saidThat was hard to read
    True, but it was easy to make fun of. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 15, 2015 9:11 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidTL;DR....
    That should be added to the gay alphabet soup, like this: LGBTQITLDR
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    Jul 15, 2015 9:21 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidAnd above all, ho's NEVER come before bros.

    Actually it doesn't really matter who comes first, as long as I get to come on the bros, and vice versa. icon_wink.gif
  • whytehot

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    Jul 16, 2015 3:11 AM GMT
    Where are RJ's sluts to chastise OP for "judging" his friend's "consensual" "life choices" icon_lol.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Jul 16, 2015 3:18 AM GMT
    And what are you, chopped liver? I say, fuck S, fuck H, and take B for yourself. Otherwise you'll just get stuck with H.
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    Jul 16, 2015 3:18 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidI think B, S, and H should hookup with T, I, L, L, and U to form a big family.

    They can call themselves the BULLSHITs.
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  • being_human

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    Jul 16, 2015 6:24 AM GMT
    Damn. That was some reading. I don't understand why you couldn't hv just given them fake names in the story. S came off as slut, H as a hoe, B as the bitch. That was the only way I was able to finish reading.
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    Jul 16, 2015 6:38 AM GMT
    being_human saidDamn. That was some reading. I don't understand why you couldn't hv just given them fake names in the story. S came off as slut, H as a hoe, B as the bitch. That was the only way I was able to finish reading.
    I thought S was Super, H was Horny, and B was that winged insect thingy that stings you when you disturb its nest. icon_razz.gif
  • Marko89

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    Jul 16, 2015 7:22 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidI think B, S, and H should hookup with T, I, L, L, and U to form a big family.

    They can call themselves the BULLSHITs.


    Hahahaha! icon_lol.gif
  • inmidair

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    Jul 17, 2015 2:22 AM GMT
    Okay. I was able to decode the story with this handy translation guide:

    H - Howard Stern, an acquaintance
    S - Seth Rogen, a friend
    B - Justin Bieber, "the Beebs", some guy you all just met


    Howard Stern has a huge crush on the Beebs, but he's too shy to say anything. Howard Stern is getting all uppity and wants to cockblock anyone else from getting close to the Beebs. Seth Rogen, the only person in this story you call your "friend," has started flirting with the Beebs, despite Howard Stern's interest. You're disappointed in your friend, Seth Rogen. A lot of this happens on the internet.


    Okay. Here's the deal:

    You are 27 years old, and you are not involved in this nonsense, except possibly as an observer. Howard Stern has no authority to claim the Beebs as his territory, especially if he's not going to do anything. The Beebs can choose whoever he wants to date, and I secretly suspect it's "none of the above."

    You're an observer here, and maybe your opinion of Seth Rogen has changed because of his behavior. You get to choose your friends and you get to choose how much time you spend with them, but you don't get to control their behavior. Something about this situation has really affected you emotionally, and you're upset to the point where you're asking for help on the internet.

    My honest recommendation is that you take a couple months off from Howard Stern and Seth Rogen while this all blows over, and try instead to spend time with other more mature, less drama-prone friends.
  • mybud

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    Jul 17, 2015 2:25 AM GMT
    M 2 duh Y 2 duh B 2 duh U 2 duh D.
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    Jul 17, 2015 4:10 AM GMT
    In any event, FIRST WORLD PROBLEM !!!
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    Jul 17, 2015 5:08 AM GMT
    pazkilimanjaro saidWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LSAT TYPE OF SHIT? SPEAK ENGLISH.


    Now you know how we feel when you talk in Ebonics you little thug!!!icon_lol.gif