Massage A Celeb

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    Jul 16, 2015 6:20 AM GMT
    If you could massage anyone famous (dead or alive), who would it be?
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    Jul 16, 2015 6:41 AM GMT
    Whoever would benefit the most from my work or had connections to other well paying local clients. I'm not impressed by celebrity. I certainly wouldn't use the session to pick their brain. That usually leads to poor sessions.
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    Jul 16, 2015 6:58 AM GMT
    MrFuscle saidWhoever would benefit the most from my work or had connections to other well paying local clients. I'm not impressed by celebrity. I certainly wouldn't use the session to pick their brain. That usually leads to poor sessions.
    You totally missed the parody part of this thread. icon_lol.gif
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4082329
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    Jul 16, 2015 7:16 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    MrFuscle saidWhoever would benefit the most from my work or had connections to other well paying local clients. I'm not impressed by celebrity. I certainly wouldn't use the session to pick their brain. That usually leads to poor sessions.
    You totally missed the parody part of this thread. icon_lol.gif
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4082329


    No I got it. Someone also did one to my strippers thread. Apparently they are equally enthusiastic about slippers.

    To play along I'd massage Adam Sandler and then accidentally sever his spine icon_eek.gif Oops did I put too much pressure on your cervical spine while working on you in the prone position, my bad icon_twisted.gif
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    Jul 16, 2015 12:42 PM GMT
    Danile Radcliffe. I don't know proper massage, but I'm sure I could figure it out. icon_wink.gif
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    Jul 16, 2015 12:50 PM GMT
    TOM HARDY
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    Jul 16, 2015 12:58 PM GMT
    Scott Eastwood!
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    Jul 16, 2015 4:22 PM GMT
    Seriously, nobody wants to massage dead people? Think about all the jewelry they're buried with!
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    Jul 16, 2015 4:51 PM GMT
    Stephen Amellicon_cool.gif
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    Jul 16, 2015 5:00 PM GMT
    musclesbuilder saidStephen Amellicon_cool.gif

    Stephen can watch While i work over his costar Colton Haynes....
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    Jul 16, 2015 5:17 PM GMT
    JonSpringon said
    musclesbuilder saidStephen Amellicon_cool.gif

    Stephen can watch While i work over his costar Colton Haynes....



    Maybe Stephen and I can watch you people too having some dirty Thai massage.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jul 16, 2015 6:20 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidSeriously, nobody wants to massage dead people? Think about all the jewelry they're buried with!


    Lol, that's definitely a way to look at things ! icon_lol.gif Like the practical way you think !

    I'd put my hands all over Alessandro CALZA anytime btw, not really sure what real massage I could perform though icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jul 16, 2015 6:48 PM GMT
    Lil Wayne you're the ugliest thing
    I've ever seen.

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    Jul 16, 2015 7:39 PM GMT
    mymind89 saidLil Wayne you're the ugliest thing
    I've ever seen.

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    I am happy he has so much confidence in himself. He is the definition of ugly but he didn't let that hold him back.
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    Jul 17, 2015 12:28 AM GMT
    Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes. Then I'd ask for the location of his royal vault as payment icon_lol.gif


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  • mybud

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    Jul 17, 2015 12:41 AM GMT
    I want paulflexes to massage my massive pythons, using his stick-like arms, bet I don't even feel it.
  • bro4bro

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    Jul 17, 2015 1:21 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidIf you could massage anyone famous (dead or alive), who would it be?


    That's easy - I'll massage the live one!
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    Jul 17, 2015 5:08 AM GMT
    I'd massage bro4bro 'til the day he dies! icon_cool.gif
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    Jul 17, 2015 8:28 AM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidSeriously, nobody wants to massage dead people? Think about all the jewelry they're buried with!


    I just blew coffee all over my computer!!!icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 17, 2015 3:39 PM GMT
    bro4bro said
    paulflexes saidIf you could massage anyone famous (dead or alive), who would it be?


    That's easy - I'll massage the live one!

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  • madsexy

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    Jul 17, 2015 3:41 PM GMT
    CoolBlackDude619 saidI'd massage bro4bro 'til the day he dies! icon_cool.gif

    You definitely have a great idea there. And when I'm done with him I'll do
    - Daniel Craig
    - Chris Evans
    - Chris Hemsworth
    . . . icon_twisted.gif
  • bro4bro

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    Jul 17, 2015 4:22 PM GMT
    Wow, thanks guys! Looks like I'm in pretty good company!

    ...can I watch while you do the other three? icon_biggrin.gif