Jul 16, 2015 6:20 AM GMT
If you could massage anyone famous (dead or alive), who would it be?
Massage A Celeb
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Jul 16, 2015 6:41 AM GMTWhoever would benefit the most from my work or had connections to other well paying local clients. I'm not impressed by celebrity. I certainly wouldn't use the session to pick their brain. That usually leads to poor sessions. -
Jul 16, 2015 6:58 AM GMTMrFuscle saidWhoever would benefit the most from my work or had connections to other well paying local clients. I'm not impressed by celebrity. I certainly wouldn't use the session to pick their brain. That usually leads to poor sessions.
You totally missed the parody part of this thread.
http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4082329 -
Jul 16, 2015 7:16 AM GMTpaulflexes said
MrFuscle saidWhoever would benefit the most from my work or had connections to other well paying local clients. I'm not impressed by celebrity. I certainly wouldn't use the session to pick their brain. That usually leads to poor sessions.
You totally missed the parody part of this thread.
http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/4082329
No I got it. Someone also did one to my strippers thread. Apparently they are equally enthusiastic about slippers.
To play along I'd massage Adam Sandler and then accidentally sever his spine
Oops did I put too much pressure on your cervical spine while working on you in the prone position, my bad 
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Jul 16, 2015 12:42 PM GMTDanile Radcliffe. I don't know proper massage, but I'm sure I could figure it out.
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Jul 16, 2015 12:50 PM GMTTOM HARDY -
Jul 16, 2015 12:58 PM GMTScott Eastwood! -
Jul 16, 2015 4:22 PM GMTSeriously, nobody wants to massage dead people? Think about all the jewelry they're buried with! -
Jul 16, 2015 4:51 PM GMTStephen Amell
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Jul 16, 2015 5:00 PM GMTmusclesbuilder saidStephen Amell
Stephen can watch While i work over his costar Colton Haynes.... -
Jul 16, 2015 5:17 PM GMTJonSpringon said
musclesbuilder saidStephen Amell
Stephen can watch While i work over his costar Colton Haynes....
Maybe Stephen and I can watch you people too having some dirty Thai massage.
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Jul 16, 2015 6:20 PM GMTmickeytopogigio saidSeriously, nobody wants to massage dead people? Think about all the jewelry they're buried with!
Lol, that's definitely a way to look at things ! Like the practical way you think !
I'd put my hands all over Alessandro CALZA anytime btw, not really sure what real massage I could perform though
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Jul 16, 2015 6:48 PM GMTLil Wayne you're the ugliest thing
I've ever seen.
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Jul 16, 2015 7:39 PM GMTmymind89 saidLil Wayne you're the ugliest thing
I've ever seen.
I am happy he has so much confidence in himself. He is the definition of ugly but he didn't let that hold him back. -
Jul 17, 2015 12:28 AM GMTGilgamesh, the King of Heroes. Then I'd ask for the location of his royal vault as payment
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Jul 17, 2015 12:41 AM GMTI want paulflexes to massage my massive pythons, using his stick-like arms, bet I don't even feel it. -
Jul 17, 2015 1:21 AM GMTpaulflexes saidIf you could massage anyone famous (dead or alive), who would it be?
That's easy - I'll massage the live one! -
Jul 17, 2015 5:08 AM GMTI'd massage bro4bro 'til the day he dies! -
Jul 17, 2015 8:28 AM GMTmickeytopogigio saidSeriously, nobody wants to massage dead people? Think about all the jewelry they're buried with!
I just blew coffee all over my computer!!! -
Jul 17, 2015 3:39 PM GMTbro4bro said
paulflexes saidIf you could massage anyone famous (dead or alive), who would it be?
That's easy - I'll massage the live one! -
Jul 17, 2015 3:41 PM GMTCoolBlackDude619 saidI'd massage bro4bro 'til the day he dies!
You definitely have a great idea there. And when I'm done with him I'll do
- Daniel Craig
- Chris Evans
- Chris Hemsworth
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Jul 17, 2015 4:22 PM GMTWow, thanks guys! Looks like I'm in pretty good company!
...can I watch while you do the other three?
