WHY do guys hate me for being so smart?! (Satire thread from a past year which someone ressurected, arg~!)

  • Delivis

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    Jan 29, 2009 6:34 AM GMT
    Sorry i need to vent too!

    I have a lot of confidence about my supremely superior intellect but whenever i am chatting with someone who has greatly reduced intellectual capacities they get all picky and hatefull when i point out their ignorance.

    Why do these cretins always think i am being condescending? Even though they are intially happy that someone like me would respond to mail from someone like them (which you should out of common courtesy, even if the mail is from someone beneath you) they eventually start hating on me just because i point out their ignorace on a wide variety of topics and all the logical fallacies in their arguments.

    It is really hurtful to me that they do not appreciate me for the smart and nice guy that i am. I am just trying to help out the intellectually disadvantaged and impoverished. Then they go talk behind my back and tell people i am a snob and an elitist jerk infatuated with my own genius! How dare they!

    I get this all the time online and offline. It cant be me. These people just SUCK, and not in the good way.I haven't done anything to anybody! Why all the hate towards me?? Can someone open my eyes for me?


    P.S. Nothing against Terra22, i dont even know the guy, but after the first parody, i couldn't help making a spin-off!
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    Jan 29, 2009 6:36 AM GMT



    ....people hate us cuz we're old.....
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    Jan 29, 2009 6:38 AM GMT
    HAHAHAHAHA but hunny.. mines bigger then yours....
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    Jan 29, 2009 6:39 AM GMT
    It's okay Delivis. People hate on me for being French all the time.

    Liberté, égalité, fraternité!
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    Jan 29, 2009 6:40 AM GMT
    Delivis saidSorry i need to vent too!

    I have a lot of confidence about my supremely superior intellect but whenever i am chatting with someone who has greatly reduced intellectual capacities they get all picky and hatefull when i point out their ignorance.

    Why do these cretins always think i am being condescending? Even though they are intially happy that someone like me would respond to mail from someone like them (which you should out of common courtesy, even if the mail is from someone beneath you) they eventually start hating on me just because i point out their ignorace on a wide variety of topics and all the logical fallacies in their arguments.

    It is really hurtful to me that they do not appreciate me for the smart and nice guy that i am. I am just trying to help out the intellectually disadvantaged and impoverished. Then they go talk behind my back and tell people i am a snob and an elitist jerk infatuated with my own genius! How dare they!

    I get this all the time online and offline. It cant be me. These people just SUCK, and not in the good way.I haven't done anything to anybody! Why all the hate towards me?? Can someone open my eyes for me?


    P.S. Nothing against Terra22, i dont even know the guy, but after the first parody, i couldn't help making a spin-off!


    Look, always the Canadians trying to steal the American's bit and pass it off as their own!

    LOL! You're using way too many big words, like "happy" and "just" in this parody! We Americans are too fat, lazy, and dumb to understand cretins, capacities, impoverished, and the like.
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    Jan 29, 2009 6:43 AM GMT
    hehehehe,do you guys know whats really funny? is that probably everyone will think he is kidding....hehehehe


    oh delivis...
  • Delivis

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    Jan 29, 2009 6:47 AM GMT
    TigerTim saidIt's okay Delivis. People hate on me for being French all the time.

    Liberté, égalité, fraternité!


    Maudit Anglais! Tabernac!
  • Delivis

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    Jan 29, 2009 6:47 AM GMT
    charlitos saidhehehehe,do you guys know whats really funny? is that probably everyone will think he is kidding....hehehehe


    oh delivis...


    look up "parody".
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    Jan 29, 2009 6:56 AM GMT
    Delivis said
    charlitos saidhehehehe,do you guys know whats really funny? is that probably everyone will think he is kidding....hehehehe


    oh delivis...


    look up "parody".


    done! this is what youtube gave me as the first result:

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    im so confused...what does this has to do with blankets....icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 29, 2009 6:58 AM GMT

    ZOMG... and here I was... all this time... reading your handle as Devilis...

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    That's all.
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    Jan 29, 2009 7:03 AM GMT
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  • EricPrado

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    Jan 29, 2009 7:11 AM GMT
    I read through like half of it until I got it. haha


    funny stuff.
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    Jan 29, 2009 10:29 AM GMT
    I read all of it and I still don't get it. wink.gif

    Is this the full extent of the human intellect? *shrugs and goes back to tinkering with the primary antibaryon generator and cleaning the Penning trap of his death ray cannon* beammeup.gif
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    Jan 29, 2009 11:03 AM GMT
    Try being a little more humble. You may be smart but you are coming across as being truly self-centered and arrogant.

    Just maybe that what people do not like. There is always someone else who is smarter than you sweetie and you should not look down on those who are not.

    You may have a superior intellect but you are not very WISE. There is a difference. You may learn that as you get older. I hope.
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    Jan 29, 2009 12:57 PM GMT
    Ducky44 saidTry being a little more humble. You may be smart but you are coming across as being truly self-centered and arrogant.


    Has reading comprehension become another one of the lost arts, like penmanship? This is a parody. That means the OP is making fun of a certain person, not competing with him.
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    Jan 29, 2009 1:25 PM GMT
    Are you lonely Delivis? No friends? No sex? If I was single and 23 I would gladly been enthralled by your superior intellect, as long as it came with some superior physical attributes as well. icon_wink.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jan 29, 2009 1:38 PM GMT
    I would say, "well thought and funny".... but if it was done at the expense of Terra, I think it was in really bad taste.

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    LOL......tht was funny delivisicon_lol.gificon_lol.gif.....but whatever it is....terra22 is damn adorableicon_biggrin.gif....
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    Jan 29, 2009 2:17 PM GMT
    xrichx said51918784vq2.jpg



    hahaha...
    hmm, are you single??
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    Jan 29, 2009 2:28 PM GMT
    Tex-

    Take your rant else where FACELESS!
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    Jan 29, 2009 2:42 PM GMT
    people hate me because i'm stupid, it doesn't really affect me because i very seldom understand what's going on anyway icon_smile.gif so i guess the same people will probably hate you for one reason or its contrary just for the sake of hating you...you're smart, be smug icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 29, 2009 3:05 PM GMT
    Wow Delivis. you went there and brought property icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 29, 2009 3:13 PM GMT
    HndsmKansan saidI would say, "well thought and funny".... but if it was done at the expense of Terra, I think it was in really bad taste.


    What Chris said, but you can insert any community member's name for 'Terra.'

    zd
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    Jan 29, 2009 3:25 PM GMT
    Well when a person has a knack of pointing out another persons ignorance simply because they claim to have a superior intellect they usually come off as being a prick and not the good kind either.

    LOL. This is funny. Well played D icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 29, 2009 4:27 PM GMT
    So we should all make fun of him because... he was honest? That's not a very nice way to entertain yourselves.