What Straight Guys Can Learn From Gay Guys

  • bkaotic

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    Aug 02, 2015 2:23 PM GMT
    Hey guys, I made this funny video comparing straight guys to gay guys when it comes to what to wear. I'd love to hear your comments on it.

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    Aug 03, 2015 1:05 AM GMT
    bkaotic saidWhat Straight Guys Can Learn From Gay Guys
    - How awesome gay sex is.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends cook.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends look.
    - How their wives/girlfriends try to make them fat so no other girls (or guys) will want them.
    - How awesome their lives will be once they denounce heteroness and come out as gay.
    - How important abs really are.
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 03, 2015 3:06 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidWhat Straight Guys Can Learn From Gay Guys
    - How awesome gay sex is.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends cook.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends look.
    - How their wives/girlfriends try to make them fat so no other girls (or guys) will want them.
    - How awesome their lives will be once they denounce heteroness and come out as gay.
    - How important abs really are.

    - How important paul's abs really are.
    - How important back dimples really are.
    - How slutty underwear can make up for a small dick.
    - The importance of a healthy colon.
    - How to put avocado on everything.
    - The mysterious wonder of poppers.
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    Aug 03, 2015 3:14 AM GMT
    AttisXVI said
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidWhat Straight Guys Can Learn From Gay Guys
    - How awesome gay sex is.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends cook.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends look.
    - How their wives/girlfriends try to make them fat so no other girls (or guys) will want them.
    - How awesome their lives will be once they denounce heteroness and come out as gay.
    - How important abs really are.

    - How important paul's abs really are.
    - How important back dimples really are.
    - How slutty underwear can make up for a small dick.
    - The importance of a healthy colon.
    - How to put avocado on everything.
    - The mysterious wonder of poppers.
    - The awesomeness of abs.
    - The taste of licking abs.
    - The feel of touching abs.
    - The importance of biceps.
    - The fact that education is even more importanter.
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    Aug 03, 2015 9:28 AM GMT
    Gays can't even learn anything from other gays without bitchiness or judgement let alone a straight guy trying to learn something from a gay guy.

    If anything how not to be.
    Aside from the cattiness, flakiness, straight acting front, self obsession, I'm sure there are some gay guys who are actually nice people for real.
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 03, 2015 12:28 PM GMT
    DryMoan saidGays can't even learn anything from other gays without bitchiness or judgement let alone a straight guy trying to learn something from a gay guy.

    If anything how not to be.
    Aside from the cattiness, flakiness, straight acting front, self obsession, I'm sure there are some gay guys who are actually nice people for real.


    - How to wear concealer like a man
    - How to flex your anus like you're trying to poop when you're about to take a big dick
    - How to keep your fingernails clean
    - The difference between a yellow hanky and a red hanky
    - Where to get a free HIV test
    - When to go to Fire Island to meet men under 40
    - Which Divas to be inspired by
    - How to suppress the gag reflex
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    Aug 03, 2015 2:50 PM GMT
    AttisXVI said
    DryMoan saidGays can't even learn anything from other gays without bitchiness or judgement let alone a straight guy trying to learn something from a gay guy.

    If anything how not to be.
    Aside from the cattiness, flakiness, straight acting front, self obsession, I'm sure there are some gay guys who are actually nice people for real.


    - How to wear concealer like a man
    - How to flex your anus like you're trying to poop when you're about to take a big dick
    - How to keep your fingernails clean
    - The difference between a yellow hanky and a red hanky
    - Where to get a free HIV test
    - When to go to Fire Island to meet men under 40
    - Which Divas to be inspired by
    - How to suppress the gag reflex


    " trying to poop when you're about to take a big dick"

    What if you do both????
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    Aug 03, 2015 2:54 PM GMT
    AttisXVI said
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidWhat Straight Guys Can Learn From Gay Guys
    - How awesome gay sex is.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends cook.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends look.
    - How their wives/girlfriends try to make them fat so no other girls (or guys) will want them.
    - How awesome their lives will be once they denounce heteroness and come out as gay.
    - How important abs really are.

    - How important paul's abs really are.
    - How important back dimples really are.
    - How slutty underwear can make up for a small dick.
    - The importance of a healthy colon.
    - How to put avocado on everything.
    - The mysterious wonder of poppers.


    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Aug 03, 2015 3:20 PM GMT
    AttisXVI said
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidWhat Straight Guys Can Learn From Gay Guys
    - How awesome gay sex is.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends cook.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends look.
    - How their wives/girlfriends try to make them fat so no other girls (or guys) will want them.
    - How awesome their lives will be once they denounce heteroness and come out as gay.
    - How important abs really are.

    - How important paul's abs really are.
    - How important back dimples really are.
    - How slutty underwear can make up for a small dick.
    - The importance of a healthy colon.
    - How to put avocado on everything.
    - The mysterious wonder of poppers.


    Gawd, It's been since the B-52s Rock Lobster days since I've heard of those. Poppers are still available? I thoughts they were banned 30-35 years ago or so.
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 03, 2015 3:21 PM GMT
    freedomisntfree said
    AttisXVI said
    DryMoan saidGays can't even learn anything from other gays without bitchiness or judgement let alone a straight guy trying to learn something from a gay guy.

    If anything how not to be.
    Aside from the cattiness, flakiness, straight acting front, self obsession, I'm sure there are some gay guys who are actually nice people for real.


    - How to wear concealer like a man
    - How to flex your anus like you're trying to poop when you're about to take a big dick
    - How to keep your fingernails clean
    - The difference between a yellow hanky and a red hanky
    - Where to get a free HIV test
    - When to go to Fire Island to meet men under 40
    - Which Divas to be inspired by
    - How to suppress the gag reflex


    " trying to poop when you're about to take a big dick"

    What if you do both????


    Then you have truffle butter.
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    Aug 03, 2015 3:34 PM GMT
    AttisXVI said
    DryMoan saidGays can't even learn anything from other gays without bitchiness or judgement let alone a straight guy trying to learn something from a gay guy.

    If anything how not to be.
    Aside from the cattiness, flakiness, straight acting front, self obsession, I'm sure there are some gay guys who are actually nice people for real.


    - How to wear concealer like a man
    - How to flex your anus like you're trying to poop when you're about to take a big dick
    - How to keep your fingernails clean
    - The difference between a yellow hanky and a red hanky
    - Where to get a free HIV test
    - When to go to Fire Island to meet men under 40
    - Which Divas to be inspired by
    - How to suppress the gag reflex


    Keeping one's nails clean has nothing to do with gays.
    Any person of at least average hygiene should know this.

    Aside from all that I erroneously thought the topic was in reference to learning things of real substance, worth and character.
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 03, 2015 3:46 PM GMT
    Poppers is a real substance.
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    Aug 03, 2015 3:54 PM GMT
    Banning poppers is working every bit as well as banning cocaine, marijuana, etc.
    You rectum should be cleaned out before taking a dick, big or otherwise. So flexing it in preparation should be no problem.
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    Aug 03, 2015 4:00 PM GMT
    AttisXVI saidPoppers is a real substance.


    Some thought it was sustenance back then.
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 03, 2015 4:01 PM GMT
    freedomisntfree said
    AttisXVI saidPoppers is a real substance.


    Some thought it was sustenance back then.


    But Professer Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: amyl nitrate...and thus Fire Island was born!
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    Aug 03, 2015 4:10 PM GMT
    AttisXVI said
    freedomisntfree said
    AttisXVI saidPoppers is a real substance.


    Some thought it was sustenance back then.


    But Professer Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: amyl nitrate...and thus Fire Island was born!


    It made the "down down ... down' part of Rock Lobster much more of a thrill.

  • bkaotic

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    Aug 03, 2015 10:47 PM GMT
    LOL I love these.
  • bkaotic

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    Aug 04, 2015 12:44 PM GMT
    AttisXVI said
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidWhat Straight Guys Can Learn From Gay Guys
    - How awesome gay sex is.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends cook.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends look.
    - How their wives/girlfriends try to make them fat so no other girls (or guys) will want them.
    - How awesome their lives will be once they denounce heteroness and come out as gay.
    - How important abs really are.

    - How important paul's abs really are.
    - How important back dimples really are.
    - How slutty underwear can make up for a small dick.
    - The importance of a healthy colon.
    - How to put avocado on everything.
    - The mysterious wonder of poppers.


    LOL
  • LostSailor

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    Aug 04, 2015 4:10 PM GMT
    Back dimples are sooo fucking hot
  • bkaotic

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    Aug 04, 2015 7:44 PM GMT
    freedomisntfree said
    AttisXVI said
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidWhat Straight Guys Can Learn From Gay Guys
    - How awesome gay sex is.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends cook.
    - How bad their wives/girlfriends look.
    - How their wives/girlfriends try to make them fat so no other girls (or guys) will want them.
    - How awesome their lives will be once they denounce heteroness and come out as gay.
    - How important abs really are.

    - How important paul's abs really are.
    - How important back dimples really are.
    - How slutty underwear can make up for a small dick.
    - The importance of a healthy colon.
    - How to put avocado on everything.
    - The mysterious wonder of poppers.


    Gawd, It's been since the B-52s Rock Lobster days since I've heard of those. Poppers are still available? I thoughts they were banned 30-35 years ago or so.


    They were only banned a few years ago in Canada
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 04, 2015 7:53 PM GMT
    The type they sold at the time are banned. Sex shops now sell a new type of them.
  • bkaotic

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    Aug 04, 2015 9:06 PM GMT
    AttisXVI saidThe type they sold at the time are banned. Sex shops now sell a new type of them.

    Oh didn't know that!
  • bkaotic

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    Aug 08, 2015 3:03 AM GMT
    freedomisntfree said
    AttisXVI said
    freedomisntfree said
    AttisXVI saidPoppers is a real substance.


    Some thought it was sustenance back then.


    But Professer Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: amyl nitrate...and thus Fire Island was born!


    It made the "down down ... down' part of Rock Lobster much more of a thrill.



    how did this even turn into a talk about poppers lol
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    Aug 08, 2015 3:29 PM GMT
    bkaotic said
    freedomisntfree said
    AttisXVI said
    freedomisntfree said
    AttisXVI saidPoppers is a real substance.


    Some thought it was sustenance back then.


    But Professer Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: amyl nitrate...and thus Fire Island was born!


    It made the "down down ... down' part of Rock Lobster much more of a thrill.



    how did this even turn into a talk about poppers lol


    Hell, I don't know. It morphed from poopers to poppers.
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    Aug 08, 2015 3:47 PM GMT
    what straight guys can learn:

    The below will NOT encourage a lady to become pregnant with your child:
    you have dysfunctional communication skills
    you dress odd, smell bad
    you best comfortable working/playing in dirt



    in other words; its a gay world