Have you seen an add about yourself on craigslist

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    Aug 03, 2015 8:19 AM GMT
    I like reading the craigslist missed connection section from time to time for entertainment. Many of the post are too vague to accurately get the attention of the targeted reader. "Hot white guy at krogers, on Tuesday night," for example. However some are very detailed and I wonder if anyone on here has recognized them self in the missed encounters section. I did see an add for an old coworker of mine a while back. it was funny.
  • jeep334

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    Aug 03, 2015 10:40 AM GMT
    I saw one a few months ago trying to get a friend of mine to contact him. My friend is straight and I would have thought he would have been upset about it but when I pointed it out to him he just blew it off. He runs his own business and gets hit on all the time. He considers it just part of dealing with the general public. icon_cool.gif
  • monet

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    Aug 03, 2015 3:18 PM GMT
    Yes, it happened to me once. Here is the ad:

    Naked dumpster diver - m4m

    It was a magical experience if ever I've had one.

    Walking up and down the back alleys looking for something, anything, to make me feel alive and I noticed some old thrown out adult DVD covers in the dumpster of a local store.

    I couldn't believe my luck but knew that with the clothes on my back being my only possessions in the world that I couldn't risk soiling them.

    I removed my garments and jumped into the metal bin to begin digging for treasures of a masturbatory nature.

    That's when I stood up and saw you there holding your trash bags. It was obvious that you weren't expecting me as you took out the daily trash from your work.

    You were standing there looking perplexed yet intrigued and there I was wearing nothing but sneakers, standing in your dumpster while holding placards of all the dirtiest new adult DVD releases.

    You grabbed a condom out of your pocket, took off your clothes and jumped in the dumpster with me. We had hot sex right there in the dumpster. I am sure you felt the same intense passion I did.

    You were the porn store employee and I was, of course, the naked 30 something with a few good teeth.

    If you're interested in hooking up again please respond ASAP as my data on my obamaphone expires in two days.


    I did not respond because the first time was not that great and I wasn't interested in a repeat performance
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    Aug 04, 2015 4:36 AM GMT
    No... I once read an "Ann Landers." Well, OK, maybe twice in 50 years I read that trash. But by random chance, one of them was clearly something that my Mom wrote involving me.
  • Chastize

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    Aug 04, 2015 3:37 PM GMT
    I haven't seen one, but apparently earlier this year I was selling or renting an apartment out (I don't even have an apartment as I live at school) and people were calling me and texting me daily about it.

    I was able to ask one guy where he got my number from and he said craigslist, which I never use. To this day I still think it was my ex's new boyfriend that pulled this stunt...

    On a side note it was a really nice place though.
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    Aug 04, 2015 3:52 PM GMT
    Or maybe someone just misswrote his number, that was really close to yours ? It's the main reason we get false calls nowadays, so...
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 04, 2015 3:57 PM GMT
    I was inspired to check. Nothing.
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    Aug 04, 2015 10:58 PM GMT
    You mean like this one:



    This is to the beautiful man next to me in the corner of the sauna around 11:30. You were amazingly excited the whole time we messed around, and while you were getting attention from other guys too. I hung around and played with you more after I came and really wanted to get you off too but after a little bit more I could no longer take the heat. I'd love to have you over some time and give you all the attention you want.

    OR this:

    Saw you shopping at Safeway Sunday afternoon, you were clearly cruising and freeballing....you massive black bodybuilder, huge arms, turqoise tshirt and gray sweats....you kept reaching in ur pocket and getting that huge dick harder and harder. Me handsome white dude light blue polo kept staring at you and flexing my ass...I want you bro, wanna worship and serve that body and that huge cock. Hit me up VERY discreet here. Any other hot hung black muscle dudes in the area, also please hit me up...VERY into freaking on the DL with straight dudes....masc aggr verbal bttm freak here and a huge dick expert...