Yes, it happened to me once. Here is the ad:
Naked dumpster diver - m4m
It was a magical experience if ever I've had one.
Walking up and down the back alleys looking for something, anything, to make me feel alive and I noticed some old thrown out adult DVD covers in the dumpster of a local store.
I couldn't believe my luck but knew that with the clothes on my back being my only possessions in the world that I couldn't risk soiling them.
I removed my garments and jumped into the metal bin to begin digging for treasures of a masturbatory nature.
That's when I stood up and saw you there holding your trash bags. It was obvious that you weren't expecting me as you took out the daily trash from your work.
You were standing there looking perplexed yet intrigued and there I was wearing nothing but sneakers, standing in your dumpster while holding placards of all the dirtiest new adult DVD releases.
You grabbed a condom out of your pocket, took off your clothes and jumped in the dumpster with me. We had hot sex right there in the dumpster. I am sure you felt the same intense passion I did.
You were the porn store employee and I was, of course, the naked 30 something with a few good teeth.
If you're interested in hooking up again please respond ASAP as my data on my obamaphone expires in two days.
I did not respond because the first time was not that great and I wasn't interested in a repeat performance