How to look like a gay god

  • bkaotic

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    Aug 07, 2015 2:01 AM GMT
    So I made this video of how to look like a gay god explained in 47 seconds. Would love to hear your comments on it icon_biggrin.gificon_cool.gificon_lol.gificon_razz.gif

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    Aug 07, 2015 3:52 AM GMT
    bkaotic saidHow to look like a gay god
    In one step: Swap bodies with me. icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 08, 2015 12:55 AM GMT
    I can't make it past step one.

    That being said, not that you're asking for reviews, but I don't find your vids terrible. They're short, snappy, catchy, you show humor, you're easy on the eye and you don't talk much. But I find them too simple and unoriginal with nothing really new to say. Ergo, you're poised for greatness.
  • MarvinMartian

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    Aug 08, 2015 12:56 AM GMT
    I can never be a gay god.
    1) I don't own a toga. I don't even know where to get one.
    2) I would get altitude sickness living on top of Mt. Olympus.
    3) I've eaten ambrosia, and trust me, once is plenty.
  • ChicagoSteve

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    Aug 08, 2015 1:33 AM GMT
    I think these steps are helpful, but basically, if you are over 40, you are not going to have that youthful face you had in your 20s. Does this advice apply to those of us who are over 40 also?icon_smile.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Aug 08, 2015 2:24 AM GMT
    ChicagoSteve saidI think these steps are helpful, but basically, if you are over 40, you are not going to have that youthful face you had in your 20s. Does this advice apply to those of us who are over 40 also?icon_smile.gif

    I think the moisturizing and sun screen would make a world of difference for anyone over forty who hasn't tried it. I'm 36 and just last week someone half my age said, damn, what do you jump into a fountain of youth every morning?

    Try anti aging serums, and moisturize with oils. The stuff the OP was using in the video is better than nothing, but actual age defying type products are what reverse the signs of age and can be applied frequently and generously.
  • bkaotic

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    Aug 08, 2015 2:59 AM GMT
    ChicagoSteve saidI think these steps are helpful, but basically, if you are over 40, you are not going to have that youthful face you had in your 20s. Does this advice apply to those of us who are over 40 also?icon_smile.gif


    FORE SURE bud! icon_biggrin.gif
  • bkaotic

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    Aug 08, 2015 3:00 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidHow to look like a gay god
    In one step: Swap bodies with me. icon_cool.gif


    Nah cause your perfectly fine icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 08, 2015 3:03 AM GMT
    bkaotic said
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidHow to look like a gay god
    In one step: Swap bodies with me. icon_cool.gif


    Nah cause your perfectly fine icon_wink.gif
    I wasn't referring to your body (but thanks for the compliment - you are too!).

    I was just saying that if someone wants to have a god-like body, they should trade with mine (or yours for that matter). icon_wink.gif
  • bkaotic

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    Aug 08, 2015 3:04 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic said
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidHow to look like a gay god
    In one step: Swap bodies with me. icon_cool.gif


    Nah cause your perfectly fine icon_wink.gif
    I wasn't referring to your body (but thanks for the compliment - you are too!).

    I was just saying that if someone wants to have a god-like body, they should trade with mine (or yours for that matter). icon_wink.gif


    ahhh now it makes sense icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 09, 2015 4:16 AM GMT
    ChicagoSteve saidI think these steps are helpful, but basically, if you are over 40, you are not going to have that youthful face you had in your 20s. Does this advice apply to those of us who are over 40 also?icon_smile.gif

    What, you never heard of Zeus?
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  • Oceans_of_Flo...

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    Aug 09, 2015 6:48 AM GMT
    Step 1: shaved it

    Step 2: I'm black, my skin moisturizes itself

    Step 3: I'm black, my skin sun blocks itself

    Step 4: I'm gay (no pex, no sex)

    Step 5: In order to look good, you have to eat well - anonymous.

    Step 6: No can do, modern gay style, won't fit me nor flatter me.

    Eureka! Kiss The Feet of The James.



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    Aug 09, 2015 6:54 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidHow to look like a gay god
    In one step: Swap bodies with me. icon_cool.gif



    no....someting is not right here!!
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    Aug 09, 2015 7:32 AM GMT
    2Bnaked said
    paulflexes said
    bkaotic saidHow to look like a gay god
    In one step: Swap bodies with me. icon_cool.gif



    no....someting is not right here!!
    Just because you're hotter than me does not mean you're hotter than me.

    Now go crawl back in your hole (and take me with you please). icon_biggrin.gif
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    Aug 09, 2015 7:34 AM GMT
    Oceans_of_Flowers saidStep 1: shaved it

    Step 2: I'm black, my skin moisturizes itself

    Step 3: I'm black, my skin sun blocks itself

    Step 4: I'm gay (no pex, no sex)

    Step 5: In order to look good, you have to eat well - anonymous.

    Step 6: No can do, modern gay style, won't fit me nor flatter me.

    Eureka! Kiss The Feet of The James.



    Meh...not bad for a Texican. icon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 11, 2015 2:16 AM GMT
    Steps only apply if you have a solid foundation. In other words, you can't polish a turd.
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    Aug 11, 2015 2:25 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidI can't make it past step one.

    That being said, not that you're asking for reviews, but I don't find your vids terrible. They're short, snappy, catchy, you show humor, you're easy on the eye and you don't talk much. But I find them too simple and unoriginal with nothing really new to say. Ergo, you're poised for greatness.



    You just described me!!!!icon_smile.gificon_smile.gificon_smile.gif
  • Noeton

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    Aug 11, 2015 4:21 AM GMT
    Awesome video!
  • craycraydoesd...

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    Aug 11, 2015 5:20 AM GMT
    I would left-swipe that bearded clone on tinder icon_lol.gif