New to Douching, Advice, Precautions Sought

  • 6packabs

    Posts: 216

    Aug 09, 2015 11:35 PM GMT
    I'm going to get a little autobiographical for a bit here. (Maybe the NSA and Bill of Rights hating thugs at the Department of Homeland security will pop boners as they read).

    My first ever sex with a man was 7 years ago, consisting in two hotties sucking me off at a nude beach.

    I didn't have sex then for another year nearly, then got on the bandwagon again. Had multiple guys suck me off. I was curious to experiment and then get it out of my system (sex drive toward men) then shape up and seek that elusive straight lifestyle again).

    In my experimentation mode, having decided I was already going to hell after I had bumped into some men at a cruise spot by accident at Laguna beach one night, and a hottie there brought me to blow my load, I was ready to really go after fantasies and then be done with them.

    I was house sitting and spent all day trying to post an ad to craigslist on my phone with a pic, as I didn't have internet access. I finally got one posted, then for three days had a few guys invited over who willingly sucked my shaft. I loved seeing my hard manhood worked and appreciated by another male and admired by him. Surprising, soon though, I thought of how much I would be down for actually fuxking a woman, given her anatomy, after a somewhat disappointing time at frottaging with a guy, which I had imagined would have been better. (And I know how to make it amazing, if need be, with a little bit of practice under my belt an use of coconut oil).

    I had a college kid over, he sucked me hard on the bed then laid on his back, threw some condoms and lube at me And wanted to be penetrated. Horror of horrors. Anything and all things anal to that point had been revolting to me. (The uncleanliness of decal matter totally disgusted me, not to mention the extremely distasteful sentiment ingrained within me in our dominant straight culture that constantly makes sodomy to appear the most horrid thing to be done nearly, aside from pedophelia or bestiality). I didn't want to disappoint though, and so I was able to navigate rolling a condom onto my fainting cock. Then using some lube and then trying to milk myself a bit stuff again. I felt embarrassed for him and myself. I was not turned on, but tried to please the guy, hating to disappoint him. He let me try a while, but penetration can't happen with a flaccid cock. So, oh well.

    He laughed. "You're such a bottom!"

    Bottom? What was that. I had seen bottom and top referred to in the Craigslist ads, but otherwise was not totally solid if I'd gathered the full meaning.

    He explained. I didn't agree, but didn't argue the point. I wanted to tell him I was just utterly repulsed by anal sex.

    Fast forward 2-3 months, and at the nude beach, a track and field star of 20 years old sought me out after my having conversed with his older buddies from Santa Monica. (One was Italian, handsome, with a large, gorgeous, hung, and intact cock whose foreskin held me spellbound.)

    He hung out with me a day at the beach and then later afternoon way back by cliffs I gave him a massage on a large sheet we put over the sand. If you know me, few things harden me more than my hands working over beautiful male physique and muscle. I was super aroused massaging this beauty. Then at one point, he reached back and started fingering his arse. I was somewhat surprised. It seemed he gained pleasure from that and it also seemed like it was a non verbal and blatant cue that he wanted penetration. Well, There I was, arched over his beautiful physique hard as I've ever been and I verbally asked for confirmation of what I was sure he wanted. "Yup," I was right. I didn't hesitate. I repositioned myself closer and up further toward his head and pointed my shaft toward his magnificently formed ass crack and pushed gently my mushroom head therein. Slowly, I pushed. Terr was resistance. But my glans was now in. Then, I remember a barrier of resistence passed and in I slid, balls deep. Wow. Such euphoria. He liked it. I was connected at the hip and anchored. I then had my first taste of rhythmic fucking and movement, a full body experience. It was heavenly. It was way beyond my wildest expectation and fantasy. It converted me. In the moment, I had done all this without a comdom. I knew better. It had me nervous until I had been tested.

    I was surprised at the cleanliness of my shaft after I had blown my laid in him. He was clean up there. What a relief.

    Next I fucked a petite muscle bound hottie in the Navy. He had me in his big ass bed and we put a condom on me, and I laid upon him, stomach to stomach. He had wanted us to be quiet. He had two female roommates, one doenstairs, one up a floor from us.

    As we began to fuck, he began to moan---loudly.

    "Oh yeah, fuck me with that huge cock" and all sorts of impassioned and loud verbal statements did he repeatedly make like that, lauding my virility, my masculinity, and really making me feel like an amazing Lover. The harder if fuck him the more we'd bounce in that huge bed. The harder we bounced, the louder he became. The louder he got, the more I wanted to live up to his verbal painting of what kind of a man he was expressing me to be. Soon we were bounding hard and my chin was over his forehead. I was sweating intensely and working out like a banchee. I loved feeling his petite and masculine body under me and his ankles over my shoulders. I was amped up so jntensely, that I couldn't slow down to inhibit ejaculation. I felt the release and the most intense and fastest, pulsating pumping of my male reproductive system ever experience til then. I didn't stop. I keep pounding hard and heavy. Intense sweat ran off of my all over him. We were super slippery against each other, then went out his cry of orgasmic euphoria. "No hands" he kept saying. I wa relieved to have had him satisfied after I'd been pumping hard after my own ejaculation. They almost were simultaneous, within 30 seconds of each other, I would bet.

    "No hands?" I thought? He was rejoicing at ejaculating and experiencing orgasm without any hand stimulation to his phallus, but merely by and through the means of my fucking him hard and passionately with my cock up his ass. Wow. There was so much I'd not know about sex. Who knew men could be pleasured by being fucked? I hadn't, certainly not to the point of orgasm and ejaculation. I was awestruck with wonderment at sexuality and male sexuality. I was learning. I was now a full convert to fucking men up the ass (it they were willing and wanting it).

    Fast forward. I've been a top, and have bottomed a few times. Perhaps about a dozen now. I've been fascinated at the pleasure my men get at me fucking them, and at certain points really masculine men entice me to want to ride them. This has been rare. But I've never been prepared to be ready for them as many of my bottoms so dutifully have been for me, by being clean and douching.

    I'm intrigued now to move into more versatility. I've not wanted to douche or bother with that process or have any equipment around for doing so. But I'm changing. I want to give and receive.

    I see douche kits, some with buckets with tubes, this allows for doing coffee enemas and other healthy Colon cleanses. Then there are those that fit to the plumbing in showers. Then little rubber squeeze things at the bottom level of the market.

    Ive also had a few guys speak of the fact that once you start enemas, the body ceases to do for itself what it now may expect you to do with a tube, and I'm not sure about all of that, nor am I putting it into words as good as I've heard it expressed.

    So, advice from you masterful and health concious bottoms out there who enjoy good Colon and rectum health, give me tips and pointers, if you would. I'm unschooled in this topic as my narration has illustrated I've been with sex and sexuality generally for much of my adult life.

    I'm anxious to read responses. Thanks i
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    Aug 10, 2015 2:27 AM GMT
    Everybody likes to get fucked. Even those who won't admit it. Even if you are heading out to "top," it is good form to clean yourself out, just in case the occasion arises. Who knows? Someone might be inspired to give you a rim job, somewhere in the festivities.icon_razz.gif

    Really, You just need to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon or three with your apparatus, learning your way around the feelings in your colon. It's hard to convey that in text.

    The most important thing is that there are two kinds douche/enemas. The "quick rinse" flushes turds-on-deck out of your rectum and takes one minute. The "high colonic" cleans out your colon for the weekend, but takes an hour or two. Anything in between leads to a nasty mud-wallow, as illustrated perfectly in a scene from "Another Gay Movie."

    You can buy all sorts of neat shower toys from the internet. But you can get the basics for less than a dollar at your local Homo Depot. One 1/2" schedule 80 pvc nipple in the length of your choice.
    pvc-one-inch-standard-nipple.jpg

    One 1/2" threaded PVC cap

    cap-pvc_4.jpg

    One 1/8" drill bit

    DB1-8-01.jpg

    One piece of 80-grid sand paper
    34916-1009-3ww-l.jpg

    Drill five or six holes into the end cap, in a pleasing pattern. Screw the two fittings together and rub them down with the sand paper to remove any sharp ridges or imperfections. Unscrew your shower head from its hose and replace it with your creation.

    Make five of them, because you will be giving them away to clueless boys who show up with one in the chute.

    Actually, it is safer to incorporate an air break, rather than just screwing this into your shower head. There is the potential to contaminate your plumbing with ass bacteria. This adds a couple of bucks to the cost. Buy a plastic funnel, some PVC tubing, and a piece of wire or a coat hanger. Connect your douche to the funnel with the tubing. Hang it under your regular shower head with the wire.
  • Webster666

    Posts: 9217

    Aug 10, 2015 5:01 AM GMT
    mindgarden saidEverybody likes to get fucked. Even those who won't admit it. Even if you are heading out to "top," it is good form to clean yourself out, just in case the occasion arises. Who knows? Someone might be inspired to give you a rim job, somewhere in the festivities.icon_razz.gif

    Really, You just need to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon or three with your apparatus, learning your way around the feelings in your colon. It's hard to convey that in text.

    The most important thing is that there are two kinds douche/enemas. The "quick rinse" flushes turds-on-deck out of your rectum and takes one minute. The "high colonic" cleans out your colon for the weekend, but takes an hour or two. Anything in between leads to a nasty mud-wallow, as illustrated perfectly in a scene from "Another Gay Movie."

    You can buy all sorts of neat shower toys from the internet. But you can get the basics for less than a dollar at your local Homo Depot. One 1/2" schedule 80 pvc nipple in the length of your choice.
    pvc-one-inch-standard-nipple.jpg

    One 1/2" threaded PVC cap

    cap-pvc_4.jpg

    One 1/8" drill bit

    DB1-8-01.jpg

    One piece of 80-grid sand paper
    34916-1009-3ww-l.jpg

    Drill five or six holes into the end cap, in a pleasing pattern. Screw the two fittings together and rub them down with the sand paper to remove any sharp ridges or imperfections. Unscrew your shower head from its hose and replace it with your creation.

    Make five of them, because you will be giving them away to clueless boys who show up with one in the chute.

    Actually, it is safer to incorporate an air break, rather than just screwing this into your shower head. There is the potential to contaminate your plumbing with ass bacteria. This adds a couple of bucks to the cost. Buy a plastic funnel, some PVC tubing, and a piece of wire or a coat hanger. Connect your douche to the funnel with the tubing. Hang it under your regular shower head with the wire.

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    1) Not everybody likes to get fucked.
    2) Your "Handy Andy" douche apparatus would likely work great, EXCEPT how many of us are that handy ?
    3) I'd recommend spending the bucks for the best quality douche hose that you can find. After all, this is your butt (and inside your butt) we're talking about.

  • 6packabs

    Posts: 216

    Aug 11, 2015 8:53 PM GMT
    Awesome feedback. I like being handy and making things. Cool. I appreciate the time you put into sharing how to make that.

    And what do you guys opine regarding the solution one puts up in the colon? Chlorine is a fantastic thing for delivery of water, but plenty of science is behind the fact that it is not good on living tissues. Any thoughts there? What might be ideal solutions? Maybe I should consult a colonics person who gives these for a living. (I've heard they are amazing and so healthy).