Embarrassing Moment(s)?

  • Just_Corey

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    Oct 05, 2007 6:30 PM GMT
    Let's start the weekend off on a good note by sharing some laughter (at each other's misfortune, haha).

    So the other night at work I packed a store-bought salad for lunch. When it came time to eat, the stupid container that it came in was too small to properly "mix" the salad around...frustrated and confused, I stared down at my salad and said out loud,"Goddamnit, I need my salad tossed!"

    >_<

    Needless to say, the whole breakroom broke out in CHILDISH laughter...hmph. Now people at work keep on asking me if I've had my salad tossed yet.

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    Oct 05, 2007 9:23 PM GMT
    At lunch today, I tripped over one of my pint-sized dogs and inadvertently kicked the other real hard in the ribs as I staggered. Both dogs squealed and whimpered with pain as I cursed out loud. Meanwhile, passers-by gave me that "look": Animal-abuser!
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Oct 05, 2007 9:41 PM GMT
    Did something frighten you?icon_smile.gif
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    Oct 05, 2007 9:44 PM GMT
    No. I tripped on an old woman's cane.
  • phunkie

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    Oct 05, 2007 9:48 PM GMT
    aero, did you just make that up to trash chucky...
    anyways... LOL
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Oct 05, 2007 9:50 PM GMT
    LOL
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    Oct 05, 2007 10:11 PM GMT
    Phunkieaero, did you just make that up to trash chucky...

    Huh? I don't see the connection between dogs, a park and Chucky. :-s
    Besides, I really see no need to trash anybody, especially when they do such a capital job of it themselves.
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    Oct 05, 2007 10:18 PM GMT
    I'd been given tickets to a Stones show one day at work and wouldn't have time after work to go home and change and there was no way I was going to a Stones show in a suit. I went to Canal Jeans just above Chinatown in NYC to get a pair of jeans during my lunch break (long lunches were common in the 80s). I grabbed several pairs of jeans and headed to the back of the store to go to a dressing room to try them on. I notice a guy walking towards me and I think "hmm, that guy looks familiar". I smile at him and he almost reads my mind and smiles at me at the same time, even tilts his head a little to the side, just as I do. As we get near each other, I go to step around him and we start doing that dance where two people are trying to walk around each other but keep going in the same direction. This goes for 4 or 5 attempts and finally I laughed out loud and said "ok, I'm just going to walk straight ahead" and boom, I walked into the mirror.

    A few people witnessed what happened and had no problem laughing very loudly.
  • phunkie

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    Oct 05, 2007 10:23 PM GMT
    i know aero...my mind wandered.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Oct 05, 2007 10:43 PM GMT
    McGay,

    Your priceless.
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    Oct 05, 2007 10:57 PM GMT
    Oh, MikePhil, I have my price, trust me. icon_razz.gif
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    Oct 05, 2007 11:59 PM GMT
    AsianCorey, that was cute!

    McGay's story reminds me: I have the habit of walking into walls when I turn corners in the hallways at work. At home I tend to walk into the door frame when entering a room also. My man laughs at me all the time about this. On the street or in the subway I walk into people frequently, they can't understand it wasn't intentional. Once in a dance club I tripped and fell in front of a cute guy which caught his interest. It was totally unintentional, but it lead to a nice hookup.

  • DrStorm

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    Oct 06, 2007 1:51 AM GMT
    So, I was 22 at the time....working out with a good friend...picture this:

    Two hot 22year olds working out, spotting each other, others checking us out...

    So, it's my turn to do my last set of barbell curls...
    rep 1...



    2...


    3...


    4...


    5...


    6...


    7...


    8...


    9...

    FART REALLY LOUD

    My good buddy then shouts out loud and pointing to me says "IT WAS HIM"

    Needless to say, I wanted to simply NOT BE THERE INSTANTLY.

    I never did get to do 10 reps that day....I did, however, go back to that gym....my friend never has let me forget that day, not in 19 years! F**ker!

    PEACE

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    Oct 06, 2007 2:22 AM GMT
    New Year's party, a couple of years ago. I went into the kitchen to open another bottle of inexpensive sparking wine. I guess that I couldn't get the leverage that I needed on the cork, and the counters were full of food. Without thinking, I braced my elbows on my thighs and forced out the cork.

    SHRIEKS of laughter from my sister-in-law, who had the video cam going. On replay (over and over) she showed me stepping behind the bar, hands going below the waist, look of concentration, shoulders exerting some force, and the champaigne cork comes flying out at a 45 degree trajectory....
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    Oct 06, 2007 2:22 AM GMT
    Aero's experience reminds me of this YouTube classic:

  • DrStorm

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    Oct 06, 2007 3:26 AM GMT
    Paradox....that was TOTALLY HILARIOUSLY DISGUSTINGLY FUNNY!

    PEACE

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    Oct 06, 2007 5:49 AM GMT
    omg paradox that was so gross but funny lmao
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    Oct 07, 2007 12:36 AM GMT
    Dr. Storm,

    Same thing happeded to me but in a church service on a Saturday evening when I was about nine or ten. My mother and grandmother wouldn't sit with me in church cause I was stinking up the car on the way. During the service I was knealing with my ass against the seat trying squeeze my little ass so that I wouldn't fart. Well. It happened big time when all was very queit. Rip agianst the oak "pew". The priest raised his head and thank God there wasn't more than 20 people there that night. After that my mother gave me the choice to attend mass or not.

    I never laughed so much in all my life on the way out.
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    Oct 07, 2007 1:58 AM GMT
    paradoxAero's experience reminds me of this YouTube classic:

    Huh? I don't see the connection between dogs, a park and shitting in a jacuzzi. :-s
    Paradox, that clip is twisted! And much too short! What happens? What happens?!...
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    Oct 07, 2007 2:24 AM GMT
    Btw, that clip so reminds me of something gross that happened this summer but that's for another thread. '-)

    Oh come on Aero just dump it on us.
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    Oct 07, 2007 2:37 AM GMT
    Eeyew! Mind your manners, wrerick, and be careful what you wish for.

    Talk about embarrassing moments *cringing and feeling your pain*
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    Oct 07, 2007 2:57 AM GMT
    Moi pain? Hardly, besides lost the manners somewhere along he way years ago, and there's little that'll gross me out.
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    Oct 07, 2007 3:03 AM GMT
    Hey, I like you an' all, an' I don't bother no buddy for being into alternative scenes -- just don't hang your shit on me!

    It might embarrass me. *blush*
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    Oct 07, 2007 3:13 AM GMT
    Okay, you win Aero as I don't want to know what'd make you blush, but I'm not the one who shit in the Jacuzzi.
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    Oct 07, 2007 12:43 PM GMT
    Is it wrong that watching a porn actress poo in a jacuzzi made me laugh so much that coffee came out of my nose?


    Yes, yes it is.