theantijock saidAss is gross.Ass
is grass has gas, and neither are free.
I post this ever time: Tushies can be cute. That's why they call them tushies. But ass is gross. That's why they call it ass. They put it all the way in the back so you don't have to look at it. If it was pretty like penis they'd have put it up front and center where you could show it off without looking like your trying to get your head up your ass.
You might have noticed farts come out of your ass. They designed it like that on purpose. That's so you can walk away from your farts. Otherwise you'd walk into them. Eww. And nothing that smells like fart can be good for you. A fart is a warning. Beware of Ass. It's like outdated milk. Here, does this smell bad? eww.