Share Your Boyfriend Starter Kit

  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 21, 2015 1:51 PM GMT
    I figured we might as well.

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    Start with a racer tank on an even back. These inevitably lead to open cleavage, accidentally-on-purpose nipple slips, and a full range of movement.

    Tiny Adidas shorts. You get plenty of leg, and the triple stripe is a great way to say "I'm not poor" without being as tryhard as North Face or Lululemon. Under Armour usually looks dumb.

    Add Nike running shoes in an eye-catching color. Keep them clean. Don't wear the same brand from top to bottom because you'll look silly.

    Snapback. The bad hair day's best friend. You can wear this forward or backward, as long as your hair doesn't protrude through the snap gap like an episode of Recess.

    A barbell. Just carry it with you wherever you go. Treat it like your purse.

    Finally, that tiny gold chain that straight men like to wear that "totally isn't a necklace". I'm probably going to break it at some point by tugging on it.
  • mybud

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    Aug 22, 2015 4:31 AM GMT
    Nix the Jewelry...Gold chains are turn offs...
  • metta

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    Aug 22, 2015 5:35 AM GMT
    Can you get rid of the neon as well? I was really hoping that the 80's fad would have died off permanently
  • whytehot

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    Aug 22, 2015 6:37 AM GMT
    Snapbacks... the flatter the brim the lower the IQ
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    Aug 22, 2015 7:03 AM GMT
    That's cool, it's sad how most of them aren't fan of these. icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 23, 2015 10:39 PM GMT
    Tiny shorts are fun to suck him off while still on pulling his cock through the leg hole.
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    Aug 23, 2015 10:59 PM GMT
    I'm not sure what these items pictured are. Stuff to buy a new BF? Good gawd, no!

    The stuff I always bought was for my bedroom, bath, and beyond. (Hope that wasn't a trademark infringement). Mainly for his sleepovers, or other drop-ins.

    In the bathroom his brand of toothpaste, a new toothbrush, his bath soap (or bodywash), shampoo, whatever more he needed. Likewise his bedside needs. In the kitchen & bar his favorite food & drink items, especially for breakfast. I wanted him to feel comfortable and at home.

    At Christmas, Valentines, his birthday, things would get more personal. Now if he graduated to LTR status, then yeah, the stakes were upped considerably.
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    Aug 23, 2015 11:13 PM GMT
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    Aug 23, 2015 11:20 PM GMT
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    I presume your home mad-money stash? I had a BF actually kept money at home like this, but in multiple brown paper bags in his closet. I almost died the first time he showed it to me.

    I thought it was crazy. And he'd tell me to reach in anytime and take out what I wanted. I never did, not how I was raised. Nor did I want to give my assent to being a kept man, if that's what he was after.
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    Aug 23, 2015 11:23 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
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    I presume your home mad-money stash? I had a BF actually kept money at home like this, but in multiple brown paper bags in his closet. I almost died the first time he showed it to me.

    I thought it was crazy. And he'd tell me to reach in anytime and take out what I wanted. I never did, not how I was raised. Nor did I want to give my assent to being a kept man, if that's what he was after.


    PM me that guys name and number please.
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    Aug 23, 2015 11:57 PM GMT
    Wyndahoi said
    Art_Deco said
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    I presume your home mad-money stash? I had a BF actually kept money at home like this, but in multiple brown paper bags in his closet. I almost died the first time he showed it to me.

    I thought it was crazy. And he'd tell me to reach in anytime and take out what I wanted. I never did, not how I was raised. Nor did I want to give my assent to being a kept man, if that's what he was after.

    PM me that guys name and number please.

    He lived in Seattle when I knew him. He'd be as old as me now, 60s. And I'm sure he's moved. Had a lovely 3-story getaway home on Whidbey Island not too far away, overlooking the northern end of Puget Sound, just where it becomes the Straight of Juan de Fuca (pronounced few-kah, before any of you try to make a joke). Custom designed & built by an architect for him, though a bit eccentric for my tastes.

    We'd spend weekends there. I'd fly kites on the beach, good wind often there, and I taught him how to do it, too. Kinda surprised he never had before. I'd drive up to Whidbey Island Naval Air Station (NAS) which had a base exchange back then (NEX), get stuff for my weekend stays. We'd also visit some small vineyards on Whidbey, that had tasting rooms and public sales. Always a lovely time, and very little of the rain you'd think.

    Sorry to digress, but brought back happy memories. icon_biggrin.gif
  • AttisXVI

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    Aug 24, 2015 4:30 AM GMT
    Fine we can do without the chain.

    @Art. Nah this is a meme. Its kind of putting together what makes up a stereotype physically.

    My stereotypical dude i check out wears tiny shorts, douchey shirts, snapbacks, and neon shoes. Its just what they all seem to be wearing when I notice them. Makes me want to jump them.
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    Aug 24, 2015 5:16 AM GMT
    My major turn on is daddies. Not men my father's age but men +/- my age with young children. A man with nice arms holding a baby? Melted heart and massive hard on!
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    Aug 24, 2015 7:37 AM GMT
    What a weird 'Forum Post'. Either the guy who posted this, plays alot of SIM's games or played too many VR related games. A Boyfriend Starter Kit - would be fun though if one could enter these criteria into a VR Computer Program...'Poof!' out pop's 'Mr Perfect'. Perfect charm, perfect body, perfect everything, only attracted to you cause you created him. Sort of like 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'.