don't you ever get old

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    Aug 21, 2015 9:35 PM GMT
    I've heard this expression directed at me twice this week, which makes me think, do we really have a choice? It's either getting old or suicide, so not really much choice is there icon_confused.gif

    how is it getting old by the way? icon_lol.gificon_confused.gif
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    Aug 21, 2015 9:45 PM GMT
    Growing old is unavoidable
    Growing up - optional

    Forget all that crap about being over-the-hill at 30, 40 etc. nothing to worry about.

    However, what really, really sucks about getting older is that your parents are really old now and I have started to worry about them. It sucks when you know things are not getting better and the only way is downhill for them.
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    Aug 21, 2015 9:50 PM GMT
    bhp91126 saidGrowing old is unavoidable
    Growing up - optional

    Forget all that crap about being over-the-hill at 30, 40 etc. nothing to worry about.

    However, what really, really sucks about getting older is that your parents are really old now and I have started to worry about them. It sucks when you know things are not getting better and the only way is downhill for them.


    yeah, that is sad, I don't want to face that day when that day will come and it will..... that's depressing also makes me think about what will happen when I will be old....

    I think I rather die somewhere in the forest surrounded by nature looking at the sky than in hospital
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    Aug 21, 2015 10:06 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidOnce you hit thirty no one will want tap that ass of yours again.

    Here's to the future!

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    I am not really worried of lack of ass tapping icon_rolleyes.gif
    But what's so special about the number 30? it's jus a number
  • HottJoe

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    Aug 21, 2015 10:47 PM GMT
    The secret to being in your thirties is to look ten years younger.

    Keep fighting the good fight, boys.

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    Aug 21, 2015 10:51 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidThe secret to being in your thirties is to look ten years younger.

    Keep fighting the good fight, boys.

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    Time for another bong hit Joeicon_lol.gif
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    Aug 21, 2015 10:53 PM GMT
    bhp91126 saidGrowing old is unavoidable
    Growing up - optional

    Forget all that crap about being over-the-hill at 30, 40 etc. nothing to worry about.
    Bullshit. It really is downhill after 40. That's the age I got into downhill mountain biking. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 22, 2015 12:25 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    bhp91126 saidGrowing old is unavoidable
    Growing up - optional

    Forget all that crap about being over-the-hill at 30, 40 etc. nothing to worry about.
    Bullshit. It really is downhill after 40. That's the age I got into downhill mountain biking. icon_wink.gif

    you're old.
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    Aug 22, 2015 1:32 AM GMT
    Two ages no one can escape (assuming one makes them):

    55 - you can no longer pass for your 20s

    90 - no matter how lean, postural and athletic you were in your 80s this is when you unavoidably start to shrink, stoop and wither
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    Aug 22, 2015 2:01 AM GMT
    Import said
    paulflexes said
    bhp91126 saidGrowing old is unavoidable
    Growing up - optional

    Forget all that crap about being over-the-hill at 30, 40 etc. nothing to worry about.
    Bullshit. It really is downhill after 40. That's the age I got into downhill mountain biking. icon_wink.gif

    you're old.
    I know right? And it's really fun! You should try it someday.
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    Aug 22, 2015 2:02 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidTwo ages no one can escape (assuming one makes them):

    55 - you can no longer pass for your 20s

    90 - no matter how lean, postural and athletic you were in your 80s this is when you unavoidably start to shrink, stoop and wither drink, snoop, and slither
    Fixed. icon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 22, 2015 5:03 AM GMT
    Suicide is for losers
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    Aug 22, 2015 6:28 AM GMT
    I kind of like it. I always preferred older guys so getting old doesn't bother me. What shocks me is how many older dudes refuse to date anyone there age icon_confused.gif
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    Aug 22, 2015 2:47 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    bhp91126 saidGrowing old is unavoidable
    Growing up - optional

    Forget all that crap about being over-the-hill at 30, 40 etc. nothing to worry about.
    Bullshit. It really is downhill after 40. That's the age I got into downhill mountain biking. icon_wink.gif

    Because you can't get up the hill any longer? Or is that 'too much work'?
  • leanandclean

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    Aug 23, 2015 1:02 AM GMT
    I am fine with getting older I just wish the hot guys would stop getting younger.
  • bobbobbob

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    Aug 23, 2015 2:39 AM GMT

    I'm about to be 67.

    I've lived long enough to know people age one of two ways. They either become bitter and withdrawn or even hostile about being deprived of youth and good looks or they morph into roles not even they could have ever imagined they'd play. I know because I still wake up feeling 30 and see an old man in the mirror when I get to piss at 3am.

    I hope all of you live as long or longer than I have and are able to step back from the flashing light urgent immediacy of current events to be able to see them in context of a lifetime and be able to say, "Oh, this shit again... I remember the last time this happened..."

    At my age romance is irrelevant. I'm so old and wrinkled I wouldn't even date myself. Most happy hours at my favorite bar, I get a big laugh out of younger guys with part time jobs in the mall or fast food who try to act like they are attracted to me. Then.. between 8pm and 9... a tall 22 year old bronze curly headed stud comes in the bar, speaks to a few people then sits down beside me and says something like, "are you ready to go home or are we staying awhile, Papa?"

    And with that.... the entire world makes perfect sense and falls into perfect order. Nothing in gay life or straight life prepared me for having a beautiful gay grandson... who depends on my approval before he marries a USN Lieutenant. The only reason he doesn't have it is I want to them to sweat it long enough to bolt and commit without my approval.

    Yes, becoming old is far more rewarding than pretending you aren't.

    Read this now or on my grave, "deos fui familiarissime otio. Illorum tamen paenituit, quidni futurum, germen at dii." I have fucked (and been fucked by) the gods of my era. The future belongs to those who come after me both mortals and gods."... From the drama Epicharmus by Quintus Ennius, 150 b.c.
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    Aug 23, 2015 3:38 AM GMT
    114-Year-Old Says He's Never Been Sick A Day In His Life

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  • oldfart

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    Aug 23, 2015 3:39 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    bhp91126 said
    Forget all that crap about being over-the-hill at 30, 40 etc. nothing to worry about.
    Bullshit. It really is downhill after 40. That's the age I got into downhill mountain biking. icon_wink.gif

    Downhill? Try skydiving at 58...for my partner's 67th birthday.
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    Aug 23, 2015 3:40 AM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    paulflexes said
    bhp91126 saidGrowing old is unavoidable
    Growing up - optional

    Forget all that crap about being over-the-hill at 30, 40 etc. nothing to worry about.
    Bullshit. It really is downhill after 40. That's the age I got into downhill mountain biking. icon_wink.gif

    Because you can't get up the hill any longer? Or is that 'too much work'?
    It's too much work. That's what chair lifts are for. icon_cool.gif
  • oldfart

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    Aug 23, 2015 3:50 AM GMT
    leanandclean saidI am fine with getting older I just wish the hot guys would stop getting younger.

    I hate it when they do that.
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    Aug 23, 2015 3:52 AM GMT
    oldfart said
    leanandclean saidI am fine with getting older I just wish the hot guys would stop getting younger.

    I hate it when they do that.
    Get hotter as you get older and that won't be an issue. icon_cool.gif
  • oldfart

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    Aug 23, 2015 3:59 AM GMT
    Get back in your chair lift.
  • Eli_jah

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    Aug 23, 2015 4:10 AM GMT
    I don't know, I feel like 35 to 45 is the prime of manhood. And isn't it?
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    Aug 23, 2015 4:32 AM GMT
    One of the advantages of radically (age 17) prematurely grey hair is that one doesn't age! Everyone remembers how one looked 30 years earlier which was old then and notes one hasn't changed! It is quite an advantage, I've found!
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    Aug 23, 2015 4:42 AM GMT
    Sulla saidOne of the advantages of radically (age 17) prematurely grey hair is that one doesn't age! Everyone remembers how one looked 30 years earlier which was old then and notes one hasn't changed! It is quite an advantage, I've found!


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