I'm not feeling so good

  • Timbales

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    Aug 22, 2015 12:49 AM GMT
    I need a doctor

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    Aug 22, 2015 12:54 AM GMT
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    Aug 22, 2015 12:59 AM GMT
    I don't trust doctors who look like models. Give me a regular looking or ugly doctor, because they really know what they are doing icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 22, 2015 1:04 AM GMT
    Judging from the scrubs I'd say #2 is a nurse. Not that "naughty nurse" isn't a fun fantasy too!
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    Aug 22, 2015 1:05 AM GMT
    One of the pulmonologists with whom I work has the face of #3 and the body of #1. I want his penis.
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    Aug 22, 2015 1:05 AM GMT
    Wyndahoi saidJudging from the scrubs I'd say #2 is a nurse. Not that "naughty nurse" isn't a fun fantasy too!


    Physicians wear scrubs often, especially those who do sterile procedures such as in a cath lab, same-day surgery center, or OR in a hospital.
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    Aug 22, 2015 1:07 AM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    James_Thunder_Early saidI don't trust doctors who look like models. Give me a regular looking or ugly doctor, because they really know what they are doing icon_lol.gif


    Because....

    Models can't be bright or smart? icon_question.gif


    And humor clearly goes over some people's heads. It was a joke, just a joke.
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    Aug 22, 2015 1:26 AM GMT
    There's "hot," and there's a phrase I think I coined, "doctor hot."

    Those doctors are just plain hot.
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    Aug 22, 2015 1:47 AM GMT
    Wyndahoi saidJudging from the scrubs I'd say #2 is a nurse. Not that "naughty nurse" isn't a fun fantasy too!


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    Aug 22, 2015 1:52 AM GMT
    James_Thunder_Early saidI don't trust doctors who look like models. Give me a regular looking or ugly doctor, because they really know what they are doing icon_lol.gif
    I don't trust regular looking or ugly doctors, cause they apparently don't know medicine well enough to keep themselves in shape, much less their patients. icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 22, 2015 2:05 AM GMT
    I remember when I was fighting my sexuality and I was attending daily mass at 6 AM everyday before going to work but it didn't help that a hot muscle doctor from the local hospital attended the same service. Ugh! The dirty thoughts that ran through my head.
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    Aug 22, 2015 3:05 AM GMT
    UndercoverMan saidI remember when I was fighting my sexuality and I was attending daily mass at 6 AM everyday before going to work but it didn't help that a hot muscle doctor from the local hospital attended the same service. Ugh! The dirty thoughts that ran through my head.

    Ever wondered WHY that hot muscle doctor was at mass every morning at 6 fucking am?
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    Aug 22, 2015 3:07 AM GMT
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    UndercoverMan saidI remember when I was fighting my sexuality and I was attending daily mass at 6 AM everyday before going to work but it didn't help that a hot muscle doctor from the local hospital attended the same service. Ugh! The dirty thoughts that ran through my head.

    Ever wondered WHY that hot muscle doctor was at mass every morning at 6 fucking am?
    He probably figured out that PreP and condoms are more effective than mass. icon_wink.gif
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    Aug 22, 2015 3:14 AM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    UndercoverMan saidI remember when I was fighting my sexuality and I was attending daily mass at 6 AM everyday before going to work but it didn't help that a hot muscle doctor from the local hospital attended the same service. Ugh! The dirty thoughts that ran through my head.

    Ever wondered WHY that hot muscle doctor was at mass every morning at 6 fucking am?


    Taunting me with his muscled buns of steel stretching the fabric of his scrubs. That's what!
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    Aug 22, 2015 12:22 PM GMT
    I'm trying to remember when the last time I saw a doctor was. Every time I go to the doctor's office I end up seeing a physician's assistant or a nurse practitioner. Of course the bill always has the doctor's name on it.
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    Aug 22, 2015 12:29 PM GMT
    ^
    What is this "doctor's bill" of which you speak?

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    Aug 22, 2015 12:34 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle said
    James_Thunder_Early saidI don't trust doctors who look like models. Give me a regular looking or ugly doctor, because they really know what they are doing icon_lol.gif


    Because....

    Models can't be bright or smart? icon_question.gif

    It's just not about good looking people aren't blessed with intelligence. It's also about how how much time, effort and focus is needed for being best at something. It has been proven how good looking people have somewhat easier life than those who aren't blessed with good looks. Where do you think the whole concept of how nerds or geeks look like come from? Those people are really passionate about what they do, like some bodybuilder or model would be about his body and looks. I know personal anecdote can't be a substitute for statistics, but from my time at university, I can say hardly any guys looked like what a normal model looks like. Guys at university had different priorities, and they weren't ugly. Some were also good at sports, had much talents in other field, but then not many of them aspired to be a buff muscled hunk. Their aspiration and dreams were altogether different. Even if there are built intelligent people who are really good in their field, they would be in minority among their peers.
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    Aug 22, 2015 1:35 PM GMT
    The first pic , the guy looks SO MUCH like my actual General Practice Doc, it's uncanny!....So I checked and found his tumbler site.....
    http://greatcanadians.tumblr.com/

    He is a Canadian Physical Therapist.....Duke Bradley...
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    Aug 22, 2015 3:46 PM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    UndercoverMan saidI remember when I was fighting my sexuality and I was attending daily mass at 6 AM everyday before going to work but it didn't help that a hot muscle doctor from the local hospital attended the same service. Ugh! The dirty thoughts that ran through my head.

    Ever wondered WHY that hot muscle doctor was at mass every morning at 6 fucking am?

    One hopes it wasn't to pray for all the souls he sent to Heaven due to medical mistakes. icon_eek.gif

    On the other hand, maybe he was praying for Divine inspiration in his daily practice.
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    Aug 22, 2015 3:56 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd saidI'm trying to remember when the last time I saw a doctor was. Every time I go to the doctor's office I end up seeing a physician's assistant or a nurse practitioner. Of course the bill always has the doctor's name on it.

    We had a lot of that in the US Army, and the VA. And some of the VA doctors should have BEEN PAs, and they might have been underqualified even for that skill, too.

    I came close to reporting one VA male PA for sexually molesting me, but I figured the system would protect him and I'd become the one under suspicion, even risk countercharges. A scuzzy character, too, not like any of these guys pictured here.
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    Aug 22, 2015 3:59 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd saidI'm trying to remember when the last time I saw a doctor was. Every time I go to the doctor's office I end up seeing a physician's assistant or a nurse practitioner. Of course the bill always has the doctor's name on it.



    Did I ever mention I'm a doctor? Step into my office and remove your clothes please. Now bend over and cough. icon_twisted.gif
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    Aug 22, 2015 4:04 PM GMT
    IsigVinter said
    Wyndahoi saidJudging from the scrubs I'd say #2 is a nurse. Not that "naughty nurse" isn't a fun fantasy too!


    Physicians wear scrubs often, especially those who do sterile procedures such as in a cath lab, same-day surgery center, or OR in a hospital.


    You mean scrubs like the ones I'm wearing in my profile picture?
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    Aug 22, 2015 4:07 PM GMT
    Radd said
    DefensiveEnd saidI'm trying to remember when the last time I saw a doctor was. Every time I go to the doctor's office I end up seeing a physician's assistant or a nurse practitioner. Of course the bill always has the doctor's name on it.

    Did I ever mention I'm a doctor? Step into my office and remove your clothes please. Now bend over and cough. icon_twisted.gif

    The "cough test" is given standing up, not bending over. And I believe going out of favor for hernia diagnostic purposes, anyway.

    You haven't lived until you have to stand in a circle facing 20 other naked guys, while a doctor goes around the circle and touches each pair of balls, with everyone else watching as each man coughs. Ah, US Army life in the good ole days.
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    Aug 22, 2015 4:10 PM GMT
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    Radd said
    DefensiveEnd saidI'm trying to remember when the last time I saw a doctor was. Every time I go to the doctor's office I end up seeing a physician's assistant or a nurse practitioner. Of course the bill always has the doctor's name on it.

    Did I ever mention I'm a doctor? Step into my office and remove your clothes please. Now bend over and cough. icon_twisted.gif

    The "cough test" is given standing up, not bending over. And I believe going out of favor for diagnostic purposes, anyway.

    You haven't lived until you have to stand in a circle facing 20 other naked guys, while a doctor goes around the circle and touches each pair of balls with everyone else watching as each man coughs. Ah, US Army life in the good ole days.


    The cough test is an essential part of checking for hernias. It's done standing up and sometimes repeated whole laying down. A positive cough impulse against the surgeons finger is how an inguinal hernia is diagnosed.
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    Aug 22, 2015 4:21 PM GMT
    Wyndahoi said
    The cough test is an essential part of checking for hernias. It's done standing up and sometimes repeated whole laying down. A positive cough impulse against the surgeons finger is how an inguinal hernia is diagnosed.

    I understand the test mechanism, that the light pressure of the hanging scrotum against the doctor's fingers changes during the cough if the patient has an inguinal hernia, which tightens the diaphragm. But some of my doctors have told me the test is going out of fashion. I haven't had one in a long time, I think approaching 10 years.

    Nevertheless I wouldn't object to having one, just maybe not in a room full of other naked guys again. Nudity doesn't bother me, but my paunchy belly does. icon_redface.gif