Reminds me of an old joke: Man looses penis in a tragic accident but Dr. says not to worry because they're doing transplants now. Man goes to the lab to pick out his transplant. Tells the tech that he always felt sort of "cheated" down there and could he upsize as long as he is at it. So tech brings out a lab tray with a specimen but the patient says no, that's pretty much what he already had. Tech goes back for another specimen but the patient complains that it looks kind of scrawny. Tech shakes his head and goes back for a third specimen. Patient sees it and his eyes light up. "Oh yes, yes, yes, that's exactly what I had in mind!" But then the patient hesitates. . . "Let me ask you, though, do you have this available in white?"