A Gay James Bond? Wow, I could Direct That Movie

  • 6packabs

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    Aug 29, 2015 4:39 AM GMT
    I don't know how this headline popped up, but I clicked it. James Bond is notoriously a high energy, high libido guy always hot and heavy burning calories in bed with super hot women.

    I tell you, some things are beautiful, and to me, a very highly sexed man in masculine beauty being sensual and romantic with another very masculine man, is pure delight, off screen, and certainly it would be (for me) on screen.

    Yeah, people would get all tripped out over it, and there would be boycotts left and right and all sorts of people upset at a gay James Bond. But I would love to see some highly developed and awesome scripting of love affairs with a Bond who was into strong, muscular, flexing, passionate sex drive geared at other men.

    If Hollywood truly were wanting to advance a homosexual agenda, they would have already made this movie.


    https://myspace.com/article/2015/8/26/pierce-brosnan-would-like-to-see-a-gay-james-bond
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    Aug 29, 2015 5:30 AM GMT
    SPHINCTER
    uh oh 7
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    cumming soon
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    Aug 29, 2015 8:00 PM GMT
    robbaker saidNext up transbond starring bruce jenner


    How diabolical is that?
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    Aug 29, 2015 8:00 PM GMT
    If James Bond was gay, they would have to change the character "Pussy Galore" to a man named "Lotso' Penis"

    lol
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    Aug 29, 2015 8:04 PM GMT
    Awesomepossum saidIf James Bond was gay, they would have to change the character "Pussy Galore" to a man named "Lotso' Penis"

    lol


    Plenty. Plenty O'Toole.

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    Aug 29, 2015 8:07 PM GMT
    ^
    Fantastic! lmao
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    Aug 29, 2015 9:00 PM GMT
    Daniel Craig's Bond already implied he tried boys. I think it was his first one or maybe his second. The villain who used to work for Mi6 is feeling up his leg and Bond says "what makes you think this is my first time?"
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    Aug 29, 2015 9:12 PM GMT
    Wyndahoi saidDaniel Craig's Bond already implied he tried boys. I think it was his first one or maybe his second. The villain who used to work for Mi6 is feeling up his leg and Bond says "what makes you think this is my first time?"


    Cheeky innuendo. Same as saying, "At least buy me a drink first..."icon_wink.gificon_wink.gif
  • Oceans_of_Flo...

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    Aug 30, 2015 12:10 AM GMT

    A gay Bond would be just as erudite and sophisticated as a straight bond. When I first saw Transporter, I was hoping they'd go there. Statham's character seemed so focused on the task at hand, it seemed as thought the woman and the cliché romance was on the back burner, then of course he banged her. My heart fell. They could have just finished out the movie without him banging her and left the innuendo. Statham should play a gay before its all over, well. he's a dream boat for sure, but gay masculinity needs to be represented more and who better to do it. What a man he is. Sorry to digress. Of course, I'll be dreaming forever. I still think he'd make a great Bond, it could be very metta. Every time a man comes on to him on screen, he could look at the audience the way he looks at the end of this interview.

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  • Pyre85

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    Aug 30, 2015 4:02 AM GMT
    Nooo!
    Bond's Love interests almost always die. I feel bad enough for the ladies when they bite the bullet. Make it a gorgeous man and I'll cry icon_surprised.gif
  • Wendigo9

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    Aug 30, 2015 6:22 AM GMT
    A gay james bond would make an interesting series, maybe that's how him and "felix liter" met. . .
  • MadeinMich

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    Aug 30, 2015 6:24 AM GMT
    He would never save the world because he'd either be in the gym, at the bar, the tanning booth, or too busy fucking bottoms.
  • kuroshiro

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    Aug 30, 2015 4:41 PM GMT
    I think the whole point that people forget is that while Bond could be straight, I could see him dipping into the same-sex pond in order to get information and what not. That is, afterall, a qualification to being a sophisticated secret agent.
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    Aug 30, 2015 4:50 PM GMT
    kuroshiro saidI think the whole point that people forget is that while Bond could be straight, I could see him dipping into the same-sex pond in order to get information and what not. That is, afterall, a qualification to being a sophisticated secret agent.


    Oh, so that's what it means to pump a guy for information. I'd always thought for "information" and especially to get "what not" were euphemisms.