help me with revenge against my homophobic neighbour

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    Sep 10, 2015 3:54 AM GMT
    I don't want to describe what's been going on into details cuz it would take me too long. It's been 4 years since partner started building our new house and it has taken us that long due to our homophobic neighbour with friends in government. It has cost us several thousand pesos (and dollars) to pay for his damage. Today he ran his car against my partner's car, with his insurance it only cost him a dollar to do that. Anyway. I think it's time we stopped being as nice as we've been. We have done everything correctly and legally (using lots of lawyers).

    Can I get any ideas on how to get revenge (legally)?

    I already subscribed his to a few online gay magazines (he is very religious and homophobic).

    I plan on shipping him glitter too.

    And we are planning on having massive gay parties every weekend (I hate partying).

    let me know
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    Sep 10, 2015 4:01 AM GMT
    Yes something like Emily's revenge will do.


    I guess I really need to update my status. But yes I'm very NOT single
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    Sep 10, 2015 4:03 AM GMT
    actually I'm more in the mood for a revenge "pretty little liars" style
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    Sep 10, 2015 4:04 AM GMT
    Oh, this will end well, I can just sense it.

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    So you are saying your neighbor is politically connected and has used influence over town officials to slow down the process of building your house? Can you prove that, like, in court?


    How did he know you were gay, and can you tie the beginning of whatever he's doing to his finding out?

    If things are this bad and you're not even living there yet, I wonder if it would not be a good idea to complete this house and sell it, and start over someplace where you won't have to deal with this kind of thing.
  • Apparition

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    Sep 10, 2015 4:11 AM GMT
    "he is very religious.."


    have a nice chat with his priest.
    tell him what has happened.
    tell him why.

    revenge should not be necessary.

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    Sep 10, 2015 4:16 AM GMT
    Sounds like you're going to wind up getting yourself in trouble. It seems like you want to play games with him, which doesn't seem too bright if he's that connected (and you're not). You shouldn't deal with your neighbor directly if it's this hostile already. If he does something unlawful, call the police and let them deal with him.
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    Sep 10, 2015 4:19 AM GMT
    Kill him. It's perfectly legal if you don't get caught. icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 10, 2015 4:25 AM GMT
    We moved in 2 weeks ago.

    He is connected with town officials. But it's Mexico corruption is everywhere and yes we know who is helping him and can't prove it in court.

    We called the police today. He said it was an accident (he told us before they got in it wasn't)

    We are waiting for him to make a mistake and take him to court for good.

    In the mean time have fun with him. (legally)
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    Sep 10, 2015 4:34 AM GMT
    Take a shit on his front door step! That will wake him up!! lol
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    Sep 10, 2015 4:42 AM GMT
    2Bnaked saidTake a shit on his front door step! That will wake him up!! lol

    he has cameras al around. I bet that would be illegal.
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    Sep 10, 2015 4:49 AM GMT
    metropolitan said
    2Bnaked saidTake a shit on his front door step! That will wake him up!! lol

    he has cameras al around. I bet that would be illegal.


    I'm pretty sure it would be even if he didn't.
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    Sep 10, 2015 5:14 AM GMT
    Throw cemetery dirt on his lawn. He'll move. You don't have to tell him you're doing it. It works.

    It's voodoo.

    You don't need much. A handful will do.
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    Sep 10, 2015 5:17 AM GMT
    Is he married? Send perfumed love letters addressed to him. His wife will think he's cheating on her. His life will quickly become a living hell.
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    Sep 10, 2015 5:24 AM GMT
    ShiftyJK08 said
    metropolitan said
    2Bnaked saidTake a shit on his front door step! That will wake him up!! lol

    he has cameras al around. I bet that would be illegal.


    I'm pretty sure it would be even if he didn't.


    Look it up! I am sure there's no law on Mexico's books that say you can't take a shit.......porch or no porch....

    Why are you worried anyway? Your country has some of the highest corruption in the world. You even admitted it.

    Save up a big poop, dress in black and but a black ski hat on and go for the dump! He needs to learn a lesson!!

    He's a shit ass!!
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    Sep 10, 2015 5:31 AM GMT
    Revenge is best served cold. The best revenge is for you to confuse him, or to show him that you aren't afraid of him. He's gonna have to just accept that you live there.

    Leaving gay pornos at this door, and etc. is not revenge. It's just annoying and he's just gonna throw them away and he will get even more mad at you.

    I suggest you get yourself a Rottweiler or a st bernard or something like that like a guard dog to protect yourself, have self defense lessons. Just in case he starts shit again.

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    Sep 10, 2015 6:09 AM GMT
    Be careful, revenge can often to end up causing you the most trouble. If he dislikes you that much, he wouldn't hesitate to involve the authorities if it looks like you are harassing him. If you ignore him, he'll likely stop his antics eventually as without you engaging him, he won't get satisfaction. Those types hate to be ignored, so ignoring him would be great revenge.
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    Sep 10, 2015 6:11 AM GMT
    I still stand by my first reply in this thread. icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 11, 2015 12:44 AM GMT
    Where was your car and the neighbor's car when he ran up against you? Was he trespassing?

    I'd simply ignore him, invest in night vision security cameras aimed at your and HIS property running 24/7, and buy a guard dog (one that won't bark late nights so he could file a noise complaint against you). Security cameras and a guard dog are defensive moves which will send a subtle yet direct enough message. Violating noise ordinances hosting loud parties will only get you into trouble. (Fabulous midday gay outdoor brunches and barbecues, however, would likely be more your style, less in-your-face, harder to prosecute and less likely to provoke retaliation.)

    You're a medical student, so play the future-pillar-of-the-community card. Rise Above It.
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    Sep 11, 2015 12:52 AM GMT
    http://www.wikihow.com/Annoy-Your-Neighbor
  • roadbikeRob

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    Sep 11, 2015 1:02 AM GMT
    metropolitan saidI don't want to describe what's been going on into details cuz it would take me too long. It's been 4 years since partner started building our new house and it has taken us that long due to our homophobic neighbour with friends in government. It has cost us several thousand pesos (and dollars) to pay for his damage. Today he ran his car against my partner's car, with his insurance it only cost him a dollar to do that. Anyway. I think it's time we stopped being as nice as we've been. We have done everything correctly and legally (using lots of lawyers).

    Can I get any ideas on how to get revenge (legally)?

    I already subscribed his to a few online gay magazines (he is very religious and homophobic).

    I plan on shipping him glitter too.

    And we are planning on having massive gay parties every weekend (I hate partying).

    let me know
    Tell your neighbor to stop being a narrow minded bible thumping screwball.icon_evil.gif
  • meezo

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    Sep 11, 2015 1:06 AM GMT
    Put a sarcastic panel he could see and write on it:
    Look you fuckin anti-gay
    u can't pray the gay away.

    So he can understand no matter what he is doing,nothing will change.

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    Sep 11, 2015 1:17 AM GMT
    Doing anything outside the law endangers YOU, to his advantage. What do your Mexican attorneys say?
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    Sep 11, 2015 4:20 AM GMT
    Mexico is not know for its legal system. Expect no relief there.

    But you might try contacting someone from one of the local drug cartel , and let them know that he is selling coke/heroin/meth - (whatever the drug of the moment in your region). They might not appreciate his competition.
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    Sep 11, 2015 4:25 AM GMT
    UndercoverMan saidThrow cemetery dirt on his lawn. He'll move. You don't have to tell him you're doing it. It works.

    It's voodoo.

    You don't need much. A handful will do.


    This is deliciously evil… icon_twisted.gif
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    Sep 11, 2015 5:24 AM GMT
    Puppenjunge saidMexico is not know for its legal system. Expect no relief there.

    But you might try contacting someone from one of the local drug cartel , and let them know that he is selling coke/heroin/meth - (whatever the drug of the moment in your region). They might not appreciate his competition.


    That really is not wise at all. You don't play with the cartels for any reason, because they have short fuses. Besides, it's quite extreme to put anyone at risk of getting killed, even if they are being a nuisance.