Your most humiliating experiences that make you wanna kill yourself

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    Sep 11, 2015 12:09 PM GMT

    1. You make a business call to make an appointment, when the receptionist answer your phone, he greets you and then say, "Just one minute, mam. May I know who I'm speaking to?" then you give him your name. "Oh, I'm sorry, sir!"...."I didn't realize..." "uhm, just one minute, sir!"

    2. You're walking home with your boyfriend from weekly shopping. You just had an argument with him, feel really piss off. So you walk ahead of him with two bags of groceries, on an empty street and dark, with him trailing you behind silently.
    A young man walking toward you, and say, "evening, mam, do you need any help". and when he come close he realized the one he offered help is not a "mam". "Oh, I'm sorry I thought..."
    You're so stunned, you couldn't talk, and you wonder why because you wear a baggy dark green t-shirt and baggy black jeans, and then you thought maybe because your hair is so big like a broccoli and you vow to get a haircut the next morning. You couldn't look back to see your boyfriend behind, because you can clearly hear his muffled laughter, so you just walked faster away from the bastard.


    what about you. anything to share.
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    Sep 11, 2015 1:49 PM GMT
    Any kind of embarrassment? Well, one time I was attending a wedding & reception. The reception was huge, with a gushing Master of Ceremonies on a microphone. Each one of the wedding party was elaborately introduced at the top of a stairs, preceding the bride & groom's appearance, really kinda overdone & hokey I thought. The rest of us were seated at banquet tables.

    A good friend of mine was a groomsman, an extremely handsome guy, and paired up with a bridesmaid who was an absolute whale. When they appeared, were introduced and proceeded down the stairs together, I made a snarky remark to another friend seated next to me that: "She isn't exactly Tom's type, is she?" in a mocking voice.

    "No, she's not," a man directly across the table from me icily replied. "She's my wife."

    I wanted to run away. And I had to endure the entire banquet looking right at this guy across from me, all our seats assigned.
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    Sep 11, 2015 2:00 PM GMT
    Ronar2 said...
    2. You're walking home with your boyfriend from weekly shopping. You just had an argument with him...


    cant speak for item one but on the second:
    you missed an opportunity to instantly make up with the boy friend and have better than expected sex.

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    Sep 11, 2015 2:13 PM GMT
    pellaz said
    Ronar2 said...
    2. You're walking home with your boyfriend from weekly shopping. You just had an argument with him...


    cant speak for item one but on the second:
    you missed an opportunity to instantly make up with the boy friend and have better than expected sex.


    yeah I guess.
    But believe me, sex was the last thing that I had in my mind that night.
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    Sep 11, 2015 3:34 PM GMT
    In the early days of cell phones when they were big and called car phones a salesman was coming, from the other side of the bay, to give a presentation.

    Parking where I worked was horrible at best.

    About 10 minutes before the meeting the salesman calls and asks where to park and I exclaim, "It's only 10 minutes until the meeting, aren't you going to be late?!"

    Voice dripping with that "what an idiot" tone, he informs me he's on his car phone.
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    Sep 11, 2015 3:41 PM GMT
    When i started flying for Qantas , we had special requirements for pregnant women ..
    This lady boarded the airplane and then sat in her assigned seat . Later on while going up and down the aisle , i stopped by her seat and told her " Excuse me miss , we have special seat assignment reserved for mothers expecting , if you want to follow me , i will relocate you to a new seat with more space . then added , " i will put a note by your name on our passenger's manifest , so you can get the same convenience on your flight back to Sydney "
    She stared angrily back at me , and said very unfriendly , "i am not pregnant , i am just fat !!"
    I walked away from her seat , my tail between my leg ...
  • HottJoe

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    Sep 11, 2015 3:47 PM GMT
    Don't kill yourself!!! Androgyny is cool. Just take really good care of yourself and you'll probably age better than most and have the last laugh.icon_wink.gif
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    Sep 11, 2015 4:37 PM GMT
    I'm at a gay dinner party. One of the hosts mentions that several years before he was in the original cast of the Broadway musical "Crazy For You." I said I loved the show, must've seen him perform in it, and asked which character he played. His reply? "The BLACK one."
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    Sep 11, 2015 4:56 PM GMT
    This just happened to me last week....

    I was watching a friend of mine's shop while he was out of town. A man in his 20's walked in and was looking around. As usual, I tried to make conversation. He was wearing a sleeveless shirt and he had an enormous tattoo that covered his arm. I immediately noticed it looked like the Bride of Frankenstein. The eyes were whited out and the hair was black with white streaks on the sides. I asked him "is that the Bride of Frankenstein on your arm?" He didn't answer me so I assumed he didn't hear me, so I repeated myself louder. He turned to me and said "no, it's supposed to be a portrait of my mom" and pointed to her standing in the doorway. I was literally speechless. icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 11, 2015 6:14 PM GMT
    Laughing at Cancer patients can make you evaluate you value on the planet.


    --but seriously you waited till it was the size of gulf ball before you sought medical attention? I have an ingrown hair on my nut sac and freak out.
  • HottJoe

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    Sep 11, 2015 6:18 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidI'm at a gay dinner party. One of the hosts mentions that several years before he was in the original cast of the Broadway musical "Crazy For You." I said I loved the show, must've seen him perform in it, and asked which character he played. His reply? "The BLACK one."

    THAT humiliated you to the point of wanting to "kill yourself"? I don't understand.icon_confused.gif
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    Sep 11, 2015 9:56 PM GMT
    At Party and someone mentions a Restaurant ..I say I hate that place.. the owner is standing by me.
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    Sep 11, 2015 11:09 PM GMT
    Being caught by a customs officer at the airport while entering the country with gay porn DVDs 10 years ago. It was one time I really wanted a major earthquake to happen.
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    Sep 12, 2015 1:06 AM GMT
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    eagermuscle saidI'm at a gay dinner party. One of the hosts mentions that several years before he was in the original cast of the Broadway musical "Crazy For You." I said I loved the show, must've seen him perform in it, and asked which character he played. His reply? "The BLACK one."

    THAT humiliated you to the point of wanting to "kill yourself"? I don't understand.icon_confused.gif

    It made me a gay pariah on Manhattan's A-List.

    Seriously, no, but this is no less serious than most of the other thread replies.
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    Sep 12, 2015 2:02 AM GMT

    I was recently looking at a post on RJ about men in lace and I popped a boner.

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    Sep 12, 2015 5:44 AM GMT
    High school sophomore year. I found a way to access gay porn on the school computers by changing the url and using a foreign search engine. Was almost caught by a friend who seemed suspicious, but he believed me when I told him it was a project I had to finish, so he left.

    However; I needed to jerk it off after watching porn, so I went to the bathroom stall and started to jerk it. Few seconds later and the school security guy called me out. I lied to him saying that I had diarrhea, but I knew that I wasn't fooling him. He took me to the security office and questioned me. I lied by saying some kid manipulated me to be exposed to the porn (which was on camera since all school computers are monitored from their office).

    They needed to investigate more, so they let me off. Questioning ALL of my friends. I was so embarrassed and thought that if they found out I was gay then my whole life would be ruined. I called in for questioning the next few days where the head security teacher (whom I thought was smoking hot at the time) questioned me in a private room in his office with all the windows closed. I felt like this was some kind of set up for a porn video, and I so wanted to have that teacher's dick.

    But I was smart and kept telling him I wasn't gay even though he kept asking me the question over and over again and that it was a mistake of my horny teenage mind. He soon let me off and I was suspended from computer usage for half a year at school. Nobody found out (at least that I know of) and the rest of my school days went smoothly.

    tl;dr I was caught watching gay porn at school and almost found out by the entire school, but luckily the security let me go and further investigation was halted...or was it? icon_eek.gif
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    Sep 12, 2015 6:07 AM GMT
    why would I tell you my most humiliating experiences if I feel like they are humiliating to me icon_lol.gif seriously

    I still haven't got over them icon_lol.gif


    Anyway, there was a time when I loved someone and turned out to be the biggest nightmare of my life which almost destroyed me combined with complete chaos, lack of independence, money, many responsibilities, that is probably not humiliating , maybe it is ..., but at that time was worth killing myself although I din't do it
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    Sep 12, 2015 9:55 AM GMT
    Too many to list.

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    Sep 12, 2015 9:59 AM GMT
    tictactoe saidToo many to list.


    Well, you can give us one.

    HottJoe saidDon't kill yourself!!! Androgyny is cool. Just take really good care of yourself and you'll probably age better than most and have the last laugh.icon_wink.gif

    Thanks, man! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Sep 12, 2015 10:01 AM GMT
    Ronar2 said
    tictactoe saidToo many to list.


    Well, you can give us one.



    Fine. Tried to crack a "joke" in front of a bunch of lawyers once...nobody laughed. Never do what I did.
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    Sep 12, 2015 8:05 PM GMT
    When I was designing wine cellars for a small company, my boss's computer tower was making a whirring noise whenever she did any major stuff in the CAD drafting software. She got so annoyed with it that she had the tech guys deliver her a new fan. They couldn't install it immediately, so she came to me.
    "Hey, you're good with computers, right?" This is moderately true, I've built my own computer before with some help. Though relative to her, I was an expert. "Will you install this fan for me?"

    I warned her that I was uncomfortable with making hardware changes just in case something went horribly wrong since I'm not really qualified I didn't want to be held responsible. She continued to complain and try to coax me into it, so I eventually agreed against my better judgment.

    I discovered that it was the wrong type of fan, so it wouldn't work with her computer. When I put the old fan back in, one of the cords slipped out of sight, and I didn't notice that I forgot to plug it back in. Tried booting the computer. It whirred to life for about half a second before it shut down. When I looked inside the box, I saw a small puff of smoke. I had fried the motherboard. It was such a simple and basic mistake. I was so embarrassed that I didn't tell my boss about the puff of smoke, quickly plugged the errant cord back in, and pretended that I knew nothing as the tech guy finally got around to fidgeting with the computer and was perplexed as to why the motherboard had been damaged.

    TL;DNR: Be patient. Let the tech guys do their job especially with hardware problems. If you mess up, you could fry a motherboard.
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    Sep 12, 2015 8:36 PM GMT
    Mrthunderthighs saidBeing caught by a customs officer at the airport while entering the country with gay porn DVDs 10 years ago. It was one time I really wanted a major earthquake to happen.

    When downloading videos for some reason my browser would start playing some of them instead of saving it to disk like I told it to. My video player was set to loop and play constantly and the sound was turned down.

    The cable guy came over to check my internet connection and we went to my computer to check its connection and when I moved the mouse to unblank the screen there was a video playing of two guys fucking that I'd started downloading earlier that I'd forgotten about.
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    Sep 12, 2015 8:48 PM GMT
    bonaparts saidwhy would I tell you my most humiliating experiences if I feel like they are humiliating to me icon_lol.gif seriously

    I still haven't got over them icon_lol.gif


    Anyway, there was a time when I loved someone and turned out to be the biggest nightmare of my life which almost destroyed me combined with complete chaos, lack of independence, money, many responsibilities, that is probably not humiliating , maybe it is ..., but at that time was worth killing myself although I din't do it



    Thanks for letting us know you didn't do it, otherwise we'd never know. icon_confused.gif
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    Sep 12, 2015 9:02 PM GMT
    Everyone here is still alive. So it must not have been that embarrassing. icon_lol.gif
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    Sep 12, 2015 10:29 PM GMT
    Radd said
    bonaparts saidwhy would I tell you my most humiliating experiences if I feel like they are humiliating to me icon_lol.gif seriously

    I still haven't got over them icon_lol.gif


    Anyway, there was a time when I loved someone and turned out to be the biggest nightmare of my life which almost destroyed me combined with complete chaos, lack of independence, money, many responsibilities, that is probably not humiliating , maybe it is ..., but at that time was worth killing myself although I din't do it



    Thanks for letting us know you didn't do it, otherwise we'd never know. icon_confused.gif


    what I meant is that I did not attempt doing it, gosh you are so thick