swamp ass: HOW do you tell him without hurting his feelings?

  • rnch

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    Jan 31, 2009 7:36 PM GMT
    i've been with him a couple of times getting hot 'n heavy on the sofa....awesome kisser, thick, well trimmed beard, hairy pecs and abs, trimmed bush, shaved balls...

    sound perfect, hey? icon_cool.gif

    as soon as i get close to his taint, his Ass Aroma knocks me back 3 or 4 inches!

    what's the most polite, tactfull way i can tell him he needs to doosh the brown knot area with some handy wipes before i get any closer to it?

    he's a sweet, polite, sexy guy and i do NOT want to embarrass him or loose him... icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 31, 2009 7:46 PM GMT
    "hey, I really enjoy getting together with you and the sex is SO much fun. I absolutely love eating your ass. But I love squeaky clean ass. Would you mind if I ate your ass in the shower? There is just something about freshly laundered ass that turns me on."

    Unless he has a nasty ass fetish and love to degrade you by making you eat stale crack, he has a little hygiene problem. But by talking to him and making it about your freaky ass sexual needs the embarrassment and pressure is off him. I don't know the guy though and what your situation is. Does that sound like a reasonable possibility given the circumstances?
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    Jan 31, 2009 8:12 PM GMT
    That sounds like a very reasonable solution to me.