The most horrible thing you have smelt...that makes you Gag!

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    Oct 05, 2015 2:16 PM GMT
    What is the most horrible thing you have smelt? I once found a dead Cat alongside the road, bloated and already decomposed. That smelled pretty awful. But the most horrible thing for me is a rotten egg, it has a distinct Sulphur smell and immediately seems to catch you in the back of your throat. Rotting fish, I can handle, Baby poo I can handle to an extent...But a rotten egg, no! no! no!
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    Oct 05, 2015 2:48 PM GMT
    Fine_Young_Cannibal saidWhat is the most horrible thing you have smelt? I once found a dead Cat alongside the road, bloated and already decomposed. That smelled pretty awful. But the most horrible thing for me is a rotten egg, it has a distinct Sulphur smell and immediately seems to catch you in the back of your throat. Rotting fish, I can handle, Baby poo I can handle to an extent...But a rotten egg, no! no! no!


    My dad once let all the water boil away when he was cooking eggs... they exploded and embedded themselves in the air conditioning and everyplace else... it took forever to get that stink out of the house.

    You do like talking about smelly stuff, don't you? I'm noticing a trend.
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    Oct 05, 2015 5:17 PM GMT
    If you have ever worked in the service industry and been there when they cleaned out the grease traps you will have potty for the men who do that for a living. It smell like Satan had taco bell and then took a shit inside a rotting corpse.
  • Apparition

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    Oct 15, 2015 3:11 AM GMT
    pot or roof tar, i cant be near either without an immediate headache.
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:38 AM GMT
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:38 AM GMT
    The weird thing about smells is that you can get used to anything.

    I once had a job around huge vats of sulfur dioxide solution. It makes you gag, makes your eyes and nose run like tear gas, and arrests your breathing, so you basically fall down and think that you're dying. I always had my respirator with me, but still got caught a couple of times. EVEN THAT, you can get acclimated to. But, your body reacts that way for a reason. Once you start breathing it in, it slowly wrecks your lungs. One part of my job was cleaning and distributing respirators to everyone, and most of the people who had been there long enough to acclimate refused to wear them. Until they went on disability, because their lungs deteriorated too much. icon_rolleyes.gif

    There is something that my dogs find in the woods this time of year, and roll in. I have never figured out what it is, but it is extremely nasty. Some extremely concentrated combination of rancid fat, rotten honey, and shit. They love it. But they go straight in the bath when they show up like that, because it rubs off on the furniture...

    One of the first things I had to do in Grad Skool was collect and process rumen fluid from the stomachs of fistulated cows. (Look it up.) I'd have to reach into the cow, pull out big wads of... contents... then filter, centrifuge, boil, and freeze it. When I boiled that stuff, the whole lab would clear out. Actually, I kinda got to enjoy it. Sort of like swiss cheese, but concentrated 1,000,000 times. Peace and quiet in the lab...

    One odor that knocked me down the first few times it hit me was the smell of the 100 year-old basement locker room in the men's gym at college. It was just unbelievable. Extreme concentrated boy-funk. Those old all-wood buildings could never really be sanitized. Plus, nobody had their own gear back then. You would check out your gear from "the cage," and it would all be heavy cotton stuff. After it was all sweaty and gross, you would throw it into huge hampers. This one had a ton of dirty jocks. That one had a ton of dirty socks. Ew... is that liquid dripping out of the singlet hamper? Or some guys would just hang it up in their lockers and let it ferment overnight... icon_eek.gif
  • buddycat

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    Oct 15, 2015 9:32 AM GMT
    Toss up between this one guy always on a tread mill at the gym or a dead baby raccoon on the side of the road. The racoon is sad, the guy on the treadmill truly nauseating. He is just walking all the time too.
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    Oct 15, 2015 10:09 AM GMT
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    There is something that my dogs find in the woods this time of year, and roll in. I have never figured out what it is, but it is extremely nasty. Some extremely concentrated combination of rancid fat, rotten honey, and shit. They love it. But they go straight in the bath when they show up like that, because it rubs off on the furniture...


    I think you'll find that's fox shit. Dogs absolutely love it for some unknown reason. It's a truly disgusting smell - it has that sickly sweet undertone to it but it definitely makes me gag if my dog ever rolls in it. One time he managed to get it all up inside his collar, it was nauseating.

    Worst smell I can recall though also involves my dog. He has a fetish for eating cat shit. He ate too much of it once in the garden and puked up everywhere, then ate the puke before I could clear it up and then puked it up again in his bed. It was literally making me retch.
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    Oct 15, 2015 11:31 AM GMT
    There were some other horrible smells, I had pondered about: My sister once had a fungal infection on her feet, it smelt terrible; Then the back street corners of buildings or allyway's where guys stop for a piss, eventually the putrid smell of urine is so overwhelming; Lastly, a freshly pooped baby diaper nasty stuff.
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    Oct 15, 2015 12:43 PM GMT
    Decaying human remains. Don't ask me how during my military career I encountered those. It's kinda difficult for me now to go there.

    But regarding some of the other things mentioned here, a stinky diaper is nasty, but something a father just handles. I'm sure my own father did it with me, as I did with my own sons.

    I never considered that "women's work" I could refuse but a shared responsibility as parents. What do you think these gay couples who adopt babies do?

    Another very foul smell was Army field latrines, in my era built like big communal wooden outhouses, before the advent of the prefab individual porta johns. You really wanted to put a clothes pin on your nose before you entered one.
  • mybud

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    Nov 01, 2015 5:18 AM GMT
    I left a mixed protein drink in my gym sip bottle on my desk at the office all week-end. I regret giving it the smell test.
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    Nov 01, 2015 5:22 AM GMT
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    A women's restroom. They leave their used tampons in the trash and if they're not emptied daily it starts to smell like rotting flesh in there. One of the many reasons I don't want gender neutral restrooms!
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    Nov 01, 2015 11:58 AM GMT
    Durian

    the wiki:
    "people regard the durian as having a pleasantly sweet fragrance others find the aroma revolting. The smell evokes reactions from appreciation to disgust, and has been described variously as rotten onions, turpentine, and raw sewage. The persistence of its odour, may linger for several days..."

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  • venue35

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    Dec 24, 2015 12:01 AM GMT
    I've stumbled on some asses that smelled nasty i had to wash my hand 5 times once
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    Dec 26, 2015 4:43 PM GMT
    Definitely used tampons or pads, smells like a fish market where the business is bad and everything is rotting away icon_sad.gif
  • Purrimalion

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    Dec 26, 2015 5:57 PM GMT
    My dog's fart..

    The bastard is cute, but he let out the most deadly gas... ever..
  • roadbikeRob

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    Feb 12, 2016 10:50 PM GMT
    Both paper mills and tanneries stink to high heavens.