I Just Embarassed Myself in Front of the Hottest Guy

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    Feb 01, 2009 5:59 PM GMT
    I woke up and went to the food place downstairs, still foggy from sleep and thinking about my dream. They have this waffle bar, where they give you a cup of batter and you make yourself a waffle with the waffle iron. I sprayed it and did everything I was told to, but still messed it up icon_redface.gif I had to scrape the stuck on pieces off with a fork. They gave me more batter once I had cleaned it and I ended up doing the same thing icon_redface.gif I was scraping as hard as I could, sweating while a line formed behind me (their choice to get waffles would go unfulfilled today)

    Then my previous RA came up from behind me, I amost bumped into him, and saw the huge mess I made. The waffle iron is out of commission, they had to take it to the back to clean it/fix it. He is so hot, everytime I see him my chest compresses, and now he probably thinks I'm an idiot....he was probably straight anyway or wouldn't have been into me but still...I have no waffle to eat and feel dumb. icon_neutral.gif
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    Feb 01, 2009 6:07 PM GMT
    So much worse could've happened, just dismiss this as another one of life's "lesser-moments:". :-)

    Waffles, mmmm
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    Feb 01, 2009 6:24 PM GMT
    That's usually me doing that.. however yesterday I was in Abercrombie & Fitch and got the Hottest fuc*in stud helping me find sizes and fits of jeans.

    He said he liked his jeans more fitted icon_razz.gif I did too icon_wink.gif

    I bought way more than I intended too.. but when you got man candy to keep in a job in these tough times it seemed ok.

    In the words of Rachel Ray he was YUM-O! And I didn't blush. Go me.
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    Feb 01, 2009 6:26 PM GMT
    One of my favorite quotes is (I'm paraphrasing): "I've been through a lot of drama in my life. Some of which actually happened." icon_smile.gif

    It was much worse to you then everyone else. I've had dozens of similar embarassing moments, some in front of guys I found attractive. It sucks at the time and like you, had anxiety about it during & afterwards. But if you really stop & think about it, it's a pretty funny story. Those waffle things can be a disaster waiting to happen, and of course everyone wants a waffle at the moment when you're having challenges with the dang thing. Laugh about it man. If that guy can't see the humor in that situation, he's not worth a second thought.
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    Feb 01, 2009 6:34 PM GMT
    I grew up with a stutter.

    One day years and years ago I saw a very hot man in the club I was at and thought I'm going to go over there and talk to him. So I did that. And I started stuttering on every word I uttered. I stopped and said clearly "forget it" and walked away.

    It happens.
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    Feb 01, 2009 7:16 PM GMT
    damn I wanna be that guy! The one that make people do things like these because I'm so hot! lol.
  • atdj01

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    Feb 01, 2009 7:32 PM GMT
    That's what Federer said today when he lost the fifth set to Nadal.

    You'll get another shot!
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    Feb 01, 2009 8:51 PM GMT
    OMG Your all dorks!!!
    Sean what was this fellas name? I'd like to hunt him down and brutalise him! So I can find him to buy jeans too... umm yeah jeans icon_smile.gif

    Worst moment in history, this hot guy walked up to me, started chatting and I didn't know what to say, I was new meat and I just blurted stuff out (I wont say what) and he got up and walked away...

    From that moment on, I forced my self to be cool and collect about it all and have never been like that around hot guys ever again..
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    Feb 01, 2009 8:58 PM GMT
    That hot guy's not so into people who are good at making waffles. He prefers to be the waffle king. You've probably just made a friend for life.
  • carew28

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    Feb 01, 2009 9:31 PM GMT
    Even hot guys have their own embarassing moments. I used to watch this group of guys playing basketball in the gym during my lunch-hour. Mainly I was watching because one of them was really good-looking, and he played really well, too. He was popular with the other players, handled the ball well & got lots of baskets, and I enjoyed watching him play. One day, though, during the game, he started throwing up, and had to sit down and watch the rest of the game from the bench. I heard him say to one of the other players "I ate way too much for lunch". He was fine by the next day, though.
  • Rightguard

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    Feb 01, 2009 10:06 PM GMT
    LMAO, I love how there is an advertisement for Waffle Makers on this post!

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    Feb 01, 2009 10:29 PM GMT
    "Could be worse; could be raining." -Igor
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    Feb 01, 2009 10:56 PM GMT
    icon_sad.gif stuff like that happens to everyone... waffle makers suck
  • boilerup_82

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    Feb 01, 2009 11:10 PM GMT
    I've experienced to many situations like yours but later I learned the guys were all straight. Actually, I became good friends with some of the guys, they always bring it up and make fun of me..=(

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    Feb 01, 2009 11:56 PM GMT
    huh???????????????
  • gumbosolo

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    Feb 02, 2009 2:25 AM GMT
    Thanks to that ad, you can buy your own waffle maker, show up at the food place downstairs with your own, immaculate waffles, and amaze everyone.

    Embarrassing yourself in front of people is the backbone of a good story. One day you'll tell this story to an incredibly hot guy, he'll give you a beautiful laugh and tell you an embarrassing story of his own, and something great will begin.
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    Feb 02, 2009 11:54 AM GMT
    Haha, that's nothing brother.

    I was fooling around at my local bar, showing off some of my balance and mid strength in front of my huge crush by holding myself up on my stool with my arms in between my legs (I have no idea how to describe this properly...) when my jeans ripped from crotch to the top of my arse.

    Not wearing underwear and having to walk down to the nearest clothing store to buy jeans (4 blocks away), was not cool.
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    Feb 02, 2009 12:24 PM GMT
    Miasma saidThey gave me more batter once I had cleaned it and I ended up doing the same thing. I was scraping as hard as I could, sweating while a line formed behind me (their choice to get waffles would go unfulfilled today)

    Then my previous RA came up from behind me, I amost bumped into him, and saw the huge mess I made. The waffle iron is out of commission, they had to take it to the back to clean it/fix it. He is so hot, everytime I see him my chest compresses, and now he probably thinks I'm an idiot....


    Mmghhh... is anyone else picturing waffle batter on someone's pecs?

    Yummy - what did you put in the batter?
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    Feb 02, 2009 2:47 PM GMT



    If this helps ease the sting, Miasma.....

    I was in San Francisco back in the seventies at a bar called the I Beam.

    Standing below a plate rail (about head high wall trim wide enough for glasses etc.) I noticed a really, I mean really handsome man smiling blatantly at me, a few of his friends slightly behind him. He looked me up and down, then slooooooowwwlllly back up til we had eye contact. I smiled, self-concious, then broke the eye contact and looked down. Shoelace undone. So I put the bottle of beer on the rail above me and bent down. Out of the corner of my eye I could see him staring to walk over. God I was excited. As I stood up, said bottle of beer finished wobbling and tipped over off the rail and down onto my head, thoroughly soaking me with beer. The bottle followed, smacking me on the head with a loud hollow BONK! Blinking through the beer, I could see the guy had stopped and was turning back to his friends, all of them doubled up laughing.

    Coward me, I left in a hurry..shoulda stayed...


    -Doug
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    Feb 02, 2009 2:51 PM GMT
    Miasma, it's not the end of the world.
    Laugh about it... it's really the best medicine for how you feel. And there's something very attractive about a guy who can laugh good-naturedly at his foibles and still move on.
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    Feb 02, 2009 3:02 PM GMT
    All those examples above are funny. We have to be able to confidently laugh at ourselves when we muck something up! It is very attractive seeing a guy laugh at himself after a mishap. It would make me want to go up and talk to him - maybe help him out - buy him another beer - help him with the waffle iron - it would be an ice breaker.
  • GQjock

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    Feb 02, 2009 6:03 PM GMT
    Don't dwell on it ....

    Just Remember that sometimes doing something that you think is stupid is actually endearing in someone else's mind
    If I think a guy is cute or hot?
    If he messes up or does something silly? I always think that's Soooo Cute icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 03, 2009 1:52 AM GMT
    Here's another to make you feel better...

    So I'm out on a first date with the cutest RJer ever last summer. We decide to meet up for a game of tennis. I haven't played much but I'm game. He's a personal trainer in great shape, plays regularly, so I'm a bit nervous. The place is packed and we end up in the middle court with games going on all around us. I'm trying my best to play it cool. He gets ready to serve. I shuffle back quickly to be ready for him but immediately get tangled up in my own feet and go arse over teakettle into a near full back-flip in front of everybody there. I think I nearly managed a headstand but ended up in a heap in the middle of the court instead. icon_redface.gif

    Anyway it wasn't so bad, he was up for a second date. icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 03, 2009 2:23 AM GMT
    blunt_ saidHaha, that's nothing brother.

    I was fooling around at my local bar, showing off some of my balance and mid strength in front of my huge crush by holding myself up on my stool with my arms in between my legs (I have no idea how to describe this properly...) when my jeans ripped from crotch to the top of my arse.

    Not wearing underwear and having to walk down to the nearest clothing store to buy jeans (4 blocks away), was not cool.

    HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOMG
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA*GASPS FOR AIR* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OMG I've seen that happen to another guy, except, his was sad, not funny..
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    Feb 03, 2009 2:56 AM GMT
    You know what the really bad thing is lilTanker?

    That's not a sole incident for me. I also did the EXACT same thing at work a few weeks ago, luckily I was wearing underwear and there was a Ben Sherman shop directly across the road. -_-