5 weird things that happen after you die

  • metta

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    Oct 11, 2015 11:59 PM GMT
    5 weird things that happen after you die

    The grave, gross facts about how your body decomposes.

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    Oct 12, 2015 9:53 PM GMT
    Where you bin boi?
    Every 4 year old in America knows what happens:

    You feel alright for a week or so
    and then your body starts to go.
    The worms crawl in; the worms crawl out.
    The worms play pinochle on your snout.
    Your stomach turns a slimy green
    and pus squirts out like whipping cream.
    Your chest caves in, your eyes pop out;
    and your brain, it turns to sauerkraut.
    And your dick falls off and your teeth decay
    and THAT you call a pretty good day.