Monkey Waiters

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    Oct 15, 2015 4:39 PM GMT
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    Oct 15, 2015 4:54 PM GMT
    Monkeys tend to be violent and have very bad attitudes when dealing with the public. I'd prefer a Panda waiter. But everybody knows it's always best to hire a polar bear.
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:25 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd saidMonkeys tend to be violent and have very bad attitudes when dealing with the public. I'd prefer a Panda waiter. But everybody knows it's always best to hire a polar bear.


    But the polar bear would eat his own customers instead! icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:27 PM GMT
    monkeys will be the new illegal aliens and demand voting rights and healthcare icon_lol.gif

    but who can blame them?
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:34 PM GMT
    tj85016 saidmonkeys will be the new illegal aliens and demand voting rights and healthcare icon_lol.gif

    but who can blame them?

    There's a busload of South American monkeys crossing the border now willing to work for less than the American monkeys. Then when the highly educated, overachieving Indian and Asian monkeys all come here for a better life, poof, homeless American monkeys everywhere.
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:36 PM GMT
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:38 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd said
    tj85016 saidmonkeys will be the new illegal aliens and demand voting rights and healthcare icon_lol.gif

    but who can blame them?

    There's a busload of South American monkeys crossing the border now willing to work for less than the American monkeys. Then when the highly educated, overachieving Indian and Asian monkeys all come here for a better life, poof, homeless American monkeys everywhere.

    You clearly have no true understanding of American monkey culture; a culture of generational entitlement...
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:40 PM GMT
    VanillaIce said
    DefensiveEnd saidMonkeys tend to be violent and have very bad attitudes when dealing with the public. I'd prefer a Panda waiter. But everybody knows it's always best to hire a polar bear.


    But the polar bear would eat his own customers instead! icon_lol.gif

    Stop generalizing about the white animals. That's racist! Or beastiality. Or something.
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:43 PM GMT
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    DefensiveEnd said
    tj85016 saidmonkeys will be the new illegal aliens and demand voting rights and healthcare icon_lol.gif

    but who can blame them?

    There's a busload of South American monkeys crossing the border now willing to work for less than the American monkeys. Then when the highly educated, overachieving Indian and Asian monkeys all come here for a better life, poof, homeless American monkeys everywhere.

    You clearly have no true understanding of American monkey culture; a culture of generational entitlement...

    Are you saying a monkey's status is determined by a monkey's uncle?
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    Oct 15, 2015 5:44 PM GMT
    #monkeylivesmatter
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    Oct 15, 2015 6:00 PM GMT
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    While waiting on my sushi, all I could think about was this. icon_neutral.gif
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    Oct 15, 2015 8:14 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd said
    VanillaIce said
    DefensiveEnd saidMonkeys tend to be violent and have very bad attitudes when dealing with the public. I'd prefer a Panda waiter. But everybody knows it's always best to hire a polar bear.


    But the polar bear would eat his own customers instead! icon_lol.gif

    Stop generalizing about the white animals. That's racist! Or beastiality. Or something.

    sorry sorry sorry icon_sad.gif

    how about the gorilla? icon_razz.gif