What's the most stereotypically Gay thing about you?

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    Oct 22, 2015 8:37 AM GMT
    I think even the most masculine of all of us have that 1 thing..that is just gay as fuck lol

    Mines are..I've seen Clueless over 50 times and know every line in the movie

    I'm also obsessed with Madonna from the 80s-90s

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  • HPgeek934

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    Oct 22, 2015 11:04 AM GMT
    I love things that sparkle! When it's Christmas and everything is glittered out I basically have a sensory ocerload lol. But because I know how gay that is I don't tell many people. I
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    Oct 22, 2015 11:08 AM GMT
    You mean BESIDES getting someone else's penis inside of me? icon_lol.gif

    Well... ::stands up::... Hi, my name is Jon, and I like Broadway Musicals.
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    Oct 22, 2015 11:21 AM GMT
    I'm obsessed with female pop stars.

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  • Trauts

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    Oct 22, 2015 11:22 AM GMT
    I'm an Asian btm icon_confused.gif
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    Oct 22, 2015 11:30 AM GMT
    I wear vans with no socks.
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    Oct 22, 2015 12:23 PM GMT
    Since I was a kid I have been interested in transportation, specifically ocean liners and passenger aviation, and when I started going to related events as an adult, it was wall-to-wall queens.
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    Oct 22, 2015 12:24 PM GMT
    Boaxy saidI wear vans with no socks.


    That's "gay"? I had no idea.
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    Oct 22, 2015 1:03 PM GMT
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    I've pretty much had my own place since I was 18, but, outside of summer camp and college, I'd always lived within 20 minutes to mom. She was a regular at the Gateway Theater in Lauderdale for gay movies. How many watch Trick "It's big, it's beautiful, and you're gonna love it" while sitting right next to your mom? Okay, that part did feel a little weird at the time, but she liked the movies and I got used to it. Mostly all the guys seemed to like having mom around.

    She enjoyed taking my gay friends out to dinner and my parents enjoyed hosting my friends on their boat. So I guess on the one hand, not so usual by having parents so accepting of gay life, especially pre-youtube, but pretty stereotypically gay by having never left home which I still carry with me close to my gay heart.

    So I guess this could also be stereotypically Jewish or stereotypically Italian, but I love you mommy and I miss you.

    Outside of "gay sex", I term I do not like, I can't think of much else. I'm a terrible dresser; I don't give a rat's ass for fashion. Having left the north 40 plus years ago, just yesterday I was accused of still having my Joisey accent (how butch!). I don't know actors' names. I like some musicals but I'm not gay fanatic about it. When you gay people discuss theater I mostly just shut up. I'm definitely not an Asian bottom (very funny post above). I don't enjoy bickering; instead, I just tell people to fuck off (you might have noticed) and as far as I'm concerned, I'm done with it. Never felt like I fit any of the gay subcategories (bear, jock, twink, geek, no thank you). Hate shopping! Gay? Hell, I'm not even metrosexual.

    So ya'all can take your gay stereotypes and shove it up your ass. There, was that gay enough for ya?
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    Oct 22, 2015 1:29 PM GMT
    i came out later in life thus i missed out on a lot of the gay junk culture. Thank gods.

    my confession:
    i am definitely NOT into any type of sport, someone drag me to a baseball or football game and I am saved; pull up the wiki.com (football) site on my cell phone. Sorta out of place at a Britney concert;
    what am i doing here?
    when is this over?
    soon?
    damm, how much were the tickets?
    better behave


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  • giodude

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    Oct 22, 2015 1:33 PM GMT
    I'm highly critical and observant of everything around me. For instance, I will notice if my friends (even male friends) wash their hair, or wear a different shade of the same colour lipstick. I will notice if someone who sits in a corner of a cafe at a certain time is not there, and I will also notice minor changes in the positioning of ornaments/set pieces in a room.

    I get along with girls really well. All of my best friends are girls
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    Oct 22, 2015 1:40 PM GMT
    Trauts saidI'm an Asian btm icon_confused.gif

    Speak the truth sister.
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    Oct 22, 2015 1:44 PM GMT
    Probably my taste in music, the majority of other things about me are not stereotypical at all, unless you count the love of dick and man-butt.
  • Joboesanchez

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    Oct 22, 2015 1:46 PM GMT
    Love reality tv!icon_redface.gif
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    Oct 22, 2015 2:09 PM GMT
    Nothing much outwardly gay. Except when I reveal having an extensive knowledge of old movies, can quote whole passages of dialogue, and know the lyrics to most older Broadway musicals. The newer musicals are best left unremembered.
  • bishop65

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    Oct 22, 2015 2:15 PM GMT
    I'm a clothes horse. I love watching the Golden Girls and Sex and the City. I love quoting campy movies.
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    Oct 22, 2015 2:25 PM GMT
    I suck at sports and I love Broadway musicals.

    In fact I am going to see The Sound of Music tonight. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Oct 22, 2015 2:33 PM GMT
    I guess having Lady GaGa records (joined by Britney's and Madonna's older stuff) icon_confused.gif

    I can't think of anything else. I also suck at sports as well, at least nowadays (I used to be really good at basketball > perks of having a basketball coach dad icon_biggrin.gif)
  • Svnw688

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    Oct 22, 2015 2:33 PM GMT
    I'm a classically trained ballet* dancer (10+yrs). I only take ballet recreationally now, but still hold season tickets to two ballet companies.

    *Surprisingly, even my elementary school friends did not tease me about taking ballet and thought it was cool. But it's still such a gay stereotype it's laughable.
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    Oct 22, 2015 2:39 PM GMT
    giodude saidI'm highly critical and observant of everything around me. For instance, I will notice if my friends (even male friends) wash their hair, or wear a different shade of the same colour lipstick. I will notice if someone who sits in a corner of a cafe at a certain time is not there, and I will also notice minor changes in the positioning of ornaments/set pieces in a room.

    I get along with girls really well. All of my best friends are girls


    Also, I don't think a straight guy has ever said "set pieces"

    *runs*

    (with my luck this is also a football term)
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    Oct 22, 2015 2:55 PM GMT
    Svnw688 saidI'm a classically trained ballet* dancer (10+yrs). I only take ballet recreationally now, but still hold season tickets to two ballet companies.

    *Surprisingly, even my elementary school friends did not tease me about taking ballet and thought it was cool. But it's still such a gay stereotype it's laughable.


    I've a gay cousin trained in ballet at Juilliard and danced many years with a well-known company.

    I've been to not just see his performance but also sat in at their rehearsal studio so I very much know the hard work put into that.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Oct 22, 2015 2:56 PM GMT
    I had an older gay friend say to me last year,

    "I (meaning him) am kind of unusual in the gay community, but you (meaning me).. you are really different. You must be the straightest gay guy I've ever met".

    But there are exceptions, I do the fall decoration thing at my home with fall decorations outdoors and a bow with the garlands on my yard light on my property... even some of the women have asked me about my decorating scene...
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    Oct 22, 2015 3:20 PM GMT
    ShiftyJK08 saidSince I was a kid I have been interested in transportation, specifically ocean liners and passenger aviation, and when I started going to related events as an adult, it was wall-to-wall queens.


    Huh???? I'm a bit surprised at that.
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    Oct 22, 2015 3:24 PM GMT
    I suppose something else might be my degrees in Theatre, and in Television and Radio Broadcasting, and work in both those fields. I guess I should have seen it coming. Even as a kid of 9, at boys summer camp, I was chosen to write & direct our group's weekly theatricals. Do you think anyone had a clue even then? icon_wink.gif

    My husband, BTW, took 3 years of ballet, and was a ballroom performance dancer who partnered with his sister. They both still sometimes sing in public together. He also attended an art institute where he learned interior design, which became his career for many years.

    But unlike myself, who was in denial for my first 45 years (NOT in the closet), he was out by his teens. A gutsy thing to do in the 1950s, only going closeted for the few years he served in the US Army. Back then being dishonorably discharged was the least you could suffer for being gay; get caught doing something and you were looking at jail time in Leavenworth.
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    Oct 22, 2015 3:26 PM GMT
    That Im good at the arts