Guys I think you are all looking at this from the wrong angle. Rather than seeing this an another example of ridiculousness, think of it as potential business opportunity. The only fly in the holy ointment would be to find enough popular religious leaders to promote the idea. If we could manage that one key aspect then. Holy Headware Inc. could be born. Think of the marketing possibilities! This could be a global ecumenical company providing holy headwear, consecrated caps, yamakas of Yaweh, fezes of faith...the possibilities would be endless, not to mention the fortunes! The product could guarantee that any gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, and transgendered attempts to extract God from the brain through magnetic or any other means, not to mention any airport security systems that might be rigged to do the same thing would be blocked by a special protective consecrated lining. The delux editions could even prevent God from leaving voluntarily, The product line could include, casual, semi-formal, evening wear. Special designs for solemn liturgical events for all ages and genders.
This is a potential goldmine!