Weird Things Gay Couples Do

  • metta

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    Nov 01, 2015 7:11 AM GMT
    Weird Things Gay Couples Do


  • Oceans_of_Flo...

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    Nov 02, 2015 7:24 PM GMT

    I have an FB I do most of this stuff with. Panicking.
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    Nov 03, 2015 2:03 AM GMT
    My ex and I were nothing like this fake youtube gay couple. We never farted on each other, didn't buy the exact same clothes, and were always super decisive about where we were going to eat. Also, it was kinda selfish how that one dude got the other a birthday gift just so he could use it later. I know. I'm reading too deep into this.
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    Nov 03, 2015 5:06 AM GMT
    huhwhat saidMy ex and I were nothing like this fake youtube gay couple. We never farted on each other, didn't buy the exact same clothes, and were always super decisive about where we were going to eat. Also, it was kinda selfish how that one dude got the other a birthday gift just so he could use it later. I know. I'm reading too deep into this.



    Yeah, I see no similarities either. Well except the being indecisive about where to eat. That's totally me sometimes. I may not know where I want to eat but I know where I don't want to eat. icon_redface.gif
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    Nov 03, 2015 9:07 AM GMT
    ^^ My friends and I constantly do have this issue about where to eat. In a partner, though, I honestly do get turned on by a decisive restaurant picker. Or at least someone who goes with my first choice if it's up to me.

    I know, I'm still getting over my ex. But I loved how he'd look me square in the eye and proudly say, "We are going to Olive Garden tonight!"
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    Nov 03, 2015 1:19 PM GMT
    he'd look me square in the eye and proudly say, "We are going to Olive Garden tonight!"

    That's when it's time to say goodbye.
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    Nov 03, 2015 8:24 PM GMT
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    I don't recall how farting in bed went with my first 2-year guy in my early 20s but with my next 10-year guy I had him toilet trained to bring his farts to the bathroom pretty quickly. I did suffer through his occasional bed wetting (I've mentioned he was raised as a physically abused child) because he didn't have control over that. So every so often in his sleep we had a little accident. But if he was awake, no, you take that fart where I don't have to breathe it.

    My second 10 year guy was untrainable. He farted at will. So I kept him cross country in California. Before his death--died of a fart, I believe--we were planning to sail the seas and I was never quite sure how I was gonna deal with that. Open the portholes and risk a wave, I suppose. As luck would have it, that last fart of his killed him so I never did have to deal with the confining aspect of it.