What is the strangest question a straight person has asked you about being gay?

  • metta

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    Nov 09, 2015 5:08 AM GMT
    Straight Guys Answer Gay Questions


  • metta

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    Nov 09, 2015 5:10 AM GMT
    I have never been asked any of those questions.

    The strangest question I have been asked about being gay by a straight person is: Is gay sex considered real sex?
  • FitBlackCuddl...

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    Nov 09, 2015 3:16 PM GMT
    metta said The strangest question I have been asked about being gay by a straight person is: Is gay sex considered real sex?


    A VALID question since sex is a creative act ultimately to make more bodies. "Gays" don't pragmatically create with their "sexual exploits".
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    Nov 09, 2015 4:33 PM GMT
    Not really 'strange' but the question I've been asked (during my undergrad years) by teammates and a few buddies was something like this: "Dude, women like you so much, so wtf? Why, man? Why are you into dudes all of a sudden?"

    I think the prevailing thought among many straight friends and fraternity brothers was that guys were gay because they couldn't find a girlfriend.
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    Nov 09, 2015 4:46 PM GMT
    I love how the one guy is asked about a "bro with benefits" situation (around the 3:02 marker) and he thinks a second too long to say, "No." icon_evil.gif
  • Gayroy65

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    Nov 09, 2015 6:16 PM GMT
    The strangest question I've been asked;

    "because you have a cock and you like cock, do you get turned on when you see your own cock?"
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    Nov 09, 2015 8:43 PM GMT
    * does a guy's asshole feel like a vagina??

    ** Who's the husband/wife?

    ** Have you ever cum inside a dude??

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    Nov 10, 2015 3:27 AM GMT
    At a recent dinner party, a friend's husband got drunk and yelled out, "Are you a top or bottom?" Pretty classless. I tried to politely tell him it wasn't any of his business, but he was persistent. Sometimes I hate stupid straight people.
  • Grubberboy

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    Nov 10, 2015 3:32 AM GMT
    huhwhat saidAt a recent dinner party, a friend's husband got drunk and yelled out, "Are you a top or bottom?" Pretty classless. I tried to politely tell him it wasn't any of his business, but he was persistent. Sometimes I hate stupid straight people.


    Not entirely sure he was all that straight...
  • blkdevil66

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    Nov 10, 2015 3:56 AM GMT
    Ha I just watched that video because I follow davey on igoogle.
    I always hated which one of you is the girl or is the man. also, you guys hook up with a ton of guys, right? (I could...>;-} )
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    Nov 10, 2015 4:54 AM GMT
    i just tell people the bottom is the girl and the top is the man. y'all know it's mostly true.

    people are either geniunely curious or meaning to offend. i've found that answering honestly seems to work best for both informing and dismissing.particularly for those you want to dismiss, they usually don't know what to do or say when you just answer and don't appear to be bothered in any way.
  • MuscleMilk90

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    Nov 10, 2015 3:07 PM GMT
    "Do you feel pleasure when you take a shit? Does it feel like a dick sliding out or is it too soft?"
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    Nov 10, 2015 3:12 PM GMT
    huhwhat saidAt a recent dinner party, a friend's husband got drunk and yelled out, "Are you a top or bottom?" Pretty classless. I tried to politely tell him it wasn't any of his business, but he was persistent. Sometimes I hate stupid straight people.


    Response: Would you like to find out first hand?
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    Nov 10, 2015 3:20 PM GMT
    CODY4U saidi just tell people the bottom is the girl and the top is the man. y'all know it's mostly true.


    Honestly can't tell if you're serious, if you are then that's shit.

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    Nov 10, 2015 5:06 PM GMT
    ^^totally serious. mind you, i'm just going off what i've seen and experienced and never claimed anything more (so please don't passive-aggressively ask me for any Pew Research polls). tops are usually "the man" and bottoms usually take on more passive feminine roles/traits. i see bottoms online looking for "MASC total tops only" all the time. when i see a surge in bottoms looking to have their backs climbed by other fems, i'll sing a different tune.

    btw, i don't see anything wrong with it, and i also don't see anything wrong with acknowledging it's a pretty common dynamic.
  • Apparition

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    Nov 27, 2015 3:01 AM GMT
    I had to explain top and bottom to some 20-ish straight boys i was working with. They were "bros". At some point in the conversation it was implied that they were a couple and I said to the more masculine one "you look like you would be the bottom anyway." and he adamantly said, "no way, I would totally be the the top" and the other guy burned him with "I totally knew you wanted to fuck me! (but that is alright i would want to fuck me too...look at me!"
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    Nov 27, 2015 4:47 AM GMT
    First of all tatted guy can get it. Ugh, got me fanning myself over here. Secondly I have been asked:

    Who's the man and who's the woman?
    So you like taking it up the butt?
    Doesn't it hurt?
    Dick is so nasty wouldn't you prefer a vagina? (mainly from women)