First time you came -- was it a shock?

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    Feb 03, 2009 4:45 PM GMT
    A post to the thread "I knew I was gay when...." reminded me of the first time I ejaculated as a boy. It was a surprise & shock to me; was yours, too?

    I stumbled into having my first dry orgasm while shimmying up a tree in the woods, around age 11 I think. See, I told you guys I was always an outdoorsy kid! No wonder I still love trees! LOL!

    That orgasm was a surprise, too, but such a good one I began to make it a habit, and soon was wearing out the fronts of all my blue jeans (aka dungarees). Then I discovered I could get the same result by "humping" the carpets at home, often to erotic paintings reproduced in the books of our home encyclopedia.

    And those paintings always included some male nudes. My parents never caught me humping, but they were impressed with my scholarly interest in that encyclopedia! LOL!

    Then one day on the carpet, when I was maybe 12, I felt something different happen, followed by dampness in my underwear. In the bathroom I discovered this wet mess, and had no idea what had happened. I hadn't peed, and feared I might have broken something!

    But it didn't stop me from the pleasure of the thing, and soon I took the precaution of stuffing Kleenex down my Jockeys before humping. Not long afterwards I heard my boy friends talking about jerking off, and realized my own hand was the preferred method. I was so pleased the first time I tried it that way and it actually worked, amazed by witnessing the thick white goo shooting out. No more carpets for me! LOL!

    So what was the first time you actually shot a real load? Surprise you? Frighten you? Already expecting it?
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    Feb 03, 2009 5:01 PM GMT
    Surprisingly it was the first time I masturbated again after getting circumcised. It was a pitiful amount. But I remember thinking 'YEAH! I can come now!' LOL

    I have never had a wet dream in my life.
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    Feb 03, 2009 5:13 PM GMT
    Sedative saidI have never had a wet dream in my life.

    Nor have I. I think mainly because I've rarely gone a day without jerking off since I learned how, and wet dreams supposedly happen when you have an excess build-up. Plus I've never in my life had a straight sexual dream, nor any sexual dreams, until I came out. And then I began to have gay sex dreams, and still do. I find that rather telling.
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    Feb 03, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
    A pleasant shock. The best kind. icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 03, 2009 8:20 PM GMT
    about the encyclopedia thing,

    I remember I woke up early one morning to specifically look up curse words in the dictionary when I was real young, and my mom came downstairs looking very impressed saying..

    "Wow! Reading the dictionary! You're going to be a very smart kid when you grow up!"

    Little did she know I was a little shit looking up curse words.. (pun intended)
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    Feb 03, 2009 8:23 PM GMT
    I can remember that I almost blacked out the first time.
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    Feb 03, 2009 9:56 PM GMT

    You know , the first time you hold it but this feeling of losing control is just amazing ..

    first I felt so guilty....what is it ? is it normal? is it a sin ?

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    Feb 04, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa saidA post to the thread "I knew I was gay when...." reminded me of the first time I ejaculated as a boy. It was a surprise & shock to me; was yours, too?

    I stumbled into having my first dry orgasm while shimmying up a tree in the woods, around age 11 I think. See, I told you guys I was always an outdoorsy kid! No wonder I still love trees! LOL!

    So what was the first time you actually shot a real load? Surprise you? Frighten you? Already expecting it?


    dendrophile!!!

    my first orgasm was painful and my peepee hurt for 2 days. i thought i broke myself. hahah.. damn you mom & dad for leaving "The Joy of Sex" on the bookshelf in the living room!!
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    Feb 04, 2009 12:29 AM GMT
    when i came for the first time, i thought my pee was sick. i was so afraid to ask my parents about the white goo. so i kept my mouth shut. but later in my youth years, i found out what the white goo was, and i was like "OH~~~!!!" from that day on, i couldn't stop jack off. LOL icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 04, 2009 2:22 AM GMT
    rawr saiddendrophile!!!

    ???? Are you saying that I love nerve cell branches??? I've never heard this term before.
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    Feb 04, 2009 6:29 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    rawr saiddendrophile!!!

    ???? Are you saying that I love nerve cell branches??? I've never heard this term before.


    Dendrophile - 1 definition - A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees.

    re: I stumbled into having my first dry orgasm while shimmying up a tree in the woods, around age 11 I think. See, I told you guys I was always an outdoorsy kid! No wonder I still love trees! LOL!

    meh, i fail @ intarweb humor
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    Feb 04, 2009 4:34 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    I stumbled into having my first dry orgasm while shimmying up a tree in the woods...


    I hope you checked for squirrels..
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    Feb 05, 2009 2:23 AM GMT
    Buckwheet said
    Red_Vespa said
    I stumbled into having my first dry orgasm while shimmying up a tree in the woods...


    I hope you checked for squirrels..

    I think I scared any squirrels away. Plus my favorite trees were Birches, which had a nice irregular trunk, perfect for stimulation, while squirrels in that area preferred Maples & Oaks.
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    Feb 05, 2009 2:25 AM GMT
    rawr saidDendrophile - 1 definition - A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees.

    From what dictionary is that taken?
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    Feb 05, 2009 3:19 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    rawr saidDendrophile - 1 definition - A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees.

    From what dictionary is that taken?


    Dendro- from Greek dendron = 'Tree'

    The scientific term for the branched ends of nerve cells (neurons) is called Dendrite because of their resemblance to the branches of a tree (from Greek dendrites - of or pertaining to a tree). It is also used to describe crystals which branch out during formation. In fact 'dendrite' is an adjective used to describe treelike form (synonymous to 'arborescent', from the Latin arbor, 'tree').

    Neuron:

    Neuron-no_labels.png


    Manganese Dendrites in Limestone:

    180px-Dendrites01.jpg


    It might be more evident in other scientific terms: Dendrology (literally, the Tree Word/Study) - the study of trees, Dendrochronology (literally, the Tree Time Word/Study) - the method of dating by tree rings, Dendrogram, Dendroidal, Dendrochemistry, Dendroclimatology, Dendroarcheology etc.

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    Feb 06, 2009 12:11 PM GMT
    Sedative said
    Red_Vespa said
    rawr saidDendrophile - 1 definition - A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees.

    From what dictionary is that taken?


    Dendro- from Greek dendron = 'Tree'

    The scientific term for the branched ends of nerve cells (neurons) is called Dendrite because of their resemblance to the branches of a tree (from Greek dendrites - of or pertaining to a tree). It is also used to describe crystals which branch out during formation. In fact 'dendrite' is an adjective used to describe treelike form (synonymous to 'arborescent', from the Latin arbor, 'tree').

    Neuron:

    Neuron-no_labels.png


    Manganese Dendrites in Limestone:

    180px-Dendrites01.jpg


    It might be more evident in other scientific terms: Dendrology (literally, the Tree Word/Study) - the study of trees, Dendrochronology (literally, the Tree Time Word/Study) - the method of dating by tree rings, Dendrogram, Dendroidal, Dendrochemistry, Dendroclimatology, Dendroarcheology etc.

    This wonderful absolutely useless bit of knowledge was brought to you by Hamster Soup (Gruesomicius ravenousi philippinensis empirenensis)

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    Well sir. I think I like you. icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 06, 2009 12:17 PM GMT
    I was so happy that I finally came icon_biggrin.gif And yeah, maybe a little shocked but still happy icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 06, 2009 2:52 PM GMT
    Well I was sitting on an electric when it was turned on......so yeah I was shocked.
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    Feb 06, 2009 7:54 PM GMT
    Ghen saidWell I was sitting on an electric when it was turned on......so yeah I was shocked.

    WHAT electric? I can imagine all kinds of strange interpretations from that ambiguous statement. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 13, 2009 7:29 PM GMT
    Age 12...fooling around with one of my regular friends who I got naked with...all of a sudden..I couldn't stop moving and pumping against him (he was on top of me) and I grabbed his ass and saw stars..and felt cum for the first time........after that...I always wanted to do it with another guy...but would vow not to do it again after I had sex with a friend...I got over that fasticon_cool.gif