Cookie dough can explodes in woman's vagina at walmart during shoplifting incident... news story...

  • joeisawesome1

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    Dec 17, 2015 8:14 AM GMT
    I found this on facebook. A news story about a woman who tried stealing a can of cookie dough from walmart by shoving it in her vagina. then she was tackled by a security guard and it exploded inside of her...

    Link to the news story...
    http://butthatsnoneofmybusiness.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/?fb_comment_id=942085319206340_942373395844199&comment_id=942203635861175&reply_comment_id=942373395844199#f27e62665

    and here's my reaction to it...



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    I feel like a complete asshole for typing this but this was honestly the most funniest news story i read in my whole life. That's what she gets though!
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    Dec 17, 2015 8:53 AM GMT
    I hope she is doing fine
  • joeisawesome1

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    Dec 17, 2015 9:00 AM GMT
    bonaparts saidI hope she is doing fine


    ehh, she's most likely fine. i cant imagine that she suffered from any life threatening injuries, especially if they where able to make her stand up for a mugshot photo.

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    Dec 17, 2015 9:30 AM GMT
    Sorry to ruin it for you, but...

    http://www.snopes.com/cookie-dough-explodes-shoplifting-incident/

    I'll admit, I fell for it too at first, despite a few clues.
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    Dec 17, 2015 3:26 PM GMT
    anotherphil saidSorry to ruin it for you, but...

    http://www.snopes.com/cookie-dough-explodes-shoplifting-incident/

    I'll admit, I fell for it too at first, despite a few clues.


    "Boo! Hiss!" icon_lol.gif "You're no fun!" icon_wink.gif

    I do feel sorry for the lady in the "mugshot." She didn't need this added fake publicity.

    sNOPEsNothing about this article was remotely true: It was simply another clickbait story published by Now8News a fake news designed to resemble a local television news outlet.

    And the story itself wasn't even original but rather a rip-off of a long-circulating urban legend about a female shopper who mistakenly believes she has been shot after a can of biscuits explodes inside her hot car.

    The image of the alleged shoplifter used to accompany the fake Now8News article posted on the Internet
    as early as April 2010
    and is clearly not a mugshot taken following a December 2015 crime.

    Previous (clickbait) hoaxes published by Now8News included claims a man was found having sex with a pig in the bathroom of a Walmart; aborted fetuses were used to make Chicken McNuggets; Walmart bananas were infested with deadly parasitic worms; a woman was arrested after engaging in a sex act with a breakfast sausage; a separate woman was arrested for "trying on" feminine hygiene products at Walmart; a man fed the remains of his unfaithful fiancee to her parents; a man was discovered cannibalizing a teen inside a haunted house attraction; and a lottery winner died after gold plating his genitalia.


    I guess ANY story sounds believable... as long as you say "it happened at Walmart." icon_cool.gif
  • rnch

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    Dec 17, 2015 3:34 PM GMT
    Just "another day at the office" for my #FirstResponder friends.

    What with all the bizarre, weird stuff they see everyday at work; small wonder they are all a bit "odd".



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    Dec 17, 2015 6:58 PM GMT
    What tipped me off that the story was fake was the follow up story nine months later that claimed she gave birth to a dozen gingerbread men.

    Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.
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    Dec 17, 2015 10:33 PM GMT
    ^
    Oh shut up. G-bread men with Chlamydia...icon_mad.gif
  • joeisawesome1

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    Dec 17, 2015 10:51 PM GMT
    anotherphil saidSorry to ruin it for you, but...

    http://www.snopes.com/cookie-dough-explodes-shoplifting-incident/

    I'll admit, I fell for it too at first, despite a few clues.


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    Dec 17, 2015 11:42 PM GMT
    "Cookie dough can explodes in woman's vagina at walmart during shoplifting incident."

    That'd be a queef like no one ever heard before
  • joeisawesome1

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    Dec 18, 2015 2:56 AM GMT
    freedomisntfree said"Cookie dough can explodes in woman's vagina at walmart during shoplifting incident."

    That'd be a queef like no one ever heard before


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    Dec 18, 2015 3:07 AM GMT
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  • joeisawesome1

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    Dec 20, 2015 11:57 AM GMT
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    lol wtf??? that's creepy dude icon_razz.gif hahaha
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    Dec 21, 2015 3:11 AM GMT
    Likely fake but if not, she should definitely be ashamed of the extreme temperatures between her legs...get that shit together sis.
  • joeisawesome1

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    Dec 22, 2015 7:40 AM GMT
    BlackCat saidLikely fake but if not, she should definitely be ashamed of the extreme temperatures between her legs...get that shit together sis.


    LMAO! XD
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    Dec 22, 2015 5:00 PM GMT
    BlackCat saidLikely fake but if not, she should definitely be ashamed of the extreme temperatures between her legs...get that shit together sis.


    Those cherry chocolate chip cookies could have been done and ready to eat in 15 minutes. Who wants to get down there and eat her cookies?