Dec 18, 2015 9:40 PM GMT
I took a piss under my boss's desk last week and he fired me. So now I'm suing him for discrimination. You see I've decided I'm a puppy now and I don't feel comfortable using human restrooms. He also wrote me up for sleeping on the job but hello.....I'm a fucking puppy and I need lots of sleep and playtime. This discrimination is killing me inside!