I Got Fired for Pissing on the Floor at Work - I'm Suing

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    Dec 18, 2015 9:40 PM GMT
    I took a piss under my boss's desk last week and he fired me. So now I'm suing him for discrimination. You see I've decided I'm a puppy now and I don't feel comfortable using human restrooms. He also wrote me up for sleeping on the job but hello.....I'm a fucking puppy and I need lots of sleep and playtime. This discrimination is killing me inside! icon_cry.gif
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    Dec 19, 2015 1:04 AM GMT
    Firing you was a bit harsh. Did he even try paper training? Would you have been willing to have your nose rubbed in your mess and wacked with a rolled up newspaper in an effort to train you? What about crating? You could have been taken out at various parts of the day to pee on the potted plants in the lobby.
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    Dec 19, 2015 2:25 AM GMT
    Radd saidI took a piss under my boss's desk last week and he fired me. So now I'm suing him for discrimination. You see I've decided I'm a puppy now and I don't feel comfortable using human restrooms. He also wrote me up for sleeping on the job but hello.....I'm a fucking puppy and I need lots of sleep and playtime. This discrimination is killing me inside! icon_cry.gif


    The Humane Society Recommends:

    "Spay or neuter your dog as soon as possible. The longer a dog goes before neutering, the more difficult it will be to train him not to mark in the house. Spaying or neutering your dog should reduce urine-marking and may stop it altogether."
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    Dec 19, 2015 2:27 AM GMT
    UndercoverMan saidFiring you was a bit harsh. Did he even try paper training? Would you have been willing to have your nose rubbed in your mess and wacked with a rolled up newspaper in an effort to train you? What about crating? You could have been taken out at various parts of the day to pee on the potted plants in the lobby.


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    Dec 19, 2015 2:59 AM GMT
    rkyjockdn said
    Radd saidI took a piss under my boss's desk last week and he fired me. So now I'm suing him for discrimination. You see I've decided I'm a puppy now and I don't feel comfortable using human restrooms. He also wrote me up for sleeping on the job but hello.....I'm a fucking puppy and I need lots of sleep and playtime. This discrimination is killing me inside! icon_cry.gif


    The Humane Society Recommends:

    "Spay or neuter your dog as soon as possible. The longer a dog goes before neutering, the more difficult it will be to train him not to mark in the house. Spaying or neutering your dog should reduce urine-marking and may stop it altogether."



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    Dec 19, 2015 3:32 AM GMT
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    Dec 19, 2015 6:17 PM GMT
    Barbara Walters has named you the most fascinating animal of 2015.
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    Dec 19, 2015 7:09 PM GMT
    DefensiveEnd saidBarbara Walters has named you the most fascinating animal of 2015.



    I'm offended by the term "animal." My Mommy and Daddy refer to me as their "baby."
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    Dec 19, 2015 11:09 PM GMT
    Just dry hump your boss' leg and maybe he'll hire you back.