How do you live without a bidet?

  • David3K

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    Dec 19, 2015 7:49 AM GMT
    So many douching questions and the notion that pussies smell like fish, then it hit me; most RJs from USA dont have a bidet!

    Bidet is this thing that sends water upwards and is used by girls and bottoms to wash their bits before sex. It's really a fast and useful tool that everyone uses around here. It's basically impossible to have a smelly pussy or ass after using it, quite the opposite.

    The lack of this thing is probably why you complain so much about nastiness, because let's be honest, it's not possible to shower every time right before sex, so how do you clean down there, without a bidet, when a shower is not available?

    If I were you I would consider getting one installed icon_cool.gif

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  • David3K

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    Dec 19, 2015 2:58 PM GMT
    bonaparts saidNobody cares about your d shove it in your mouth and swallow ir

    Bonnie are you drunk? Go sit on the bidet and spalsh your ass so you dont fall asleep
  • David3K

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    Dec 19, 2015 3:12 PM GMT
    bonaparts saidStop calling me bonie.


    I don't consider the requests of disrespectful punks that don't know how to behave. You need to learn basic manners Bonnie.
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    Dec 19, 2015 3:54 PM GMT
    You are lame and go f yourself
  • David3K

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    Dec 19, 2015 4:32 PM GMT
    bonaparts saidYou are lame and go f yourself


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    Dec 19, 2015 4:35 PM GMT
    David666K said
    bonaparts saidYou are lame and go f yourself


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    What is that?
  • David3K

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    Dec 19, 2015 4:39 PM GMT
    What you will get smacked hard on your ass
  • David3K

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    Dec 19, 2015 4:40 PM GMT
    Disrespectful twat
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    Dec 19, 2015 4:50 PM GMT
    bonaparts saidicon_lol.gif

    you know you can take that bidet and shove your head in it icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 20, 2015 12:43 AM GMT
    What's another effective way if I can't get a bidet?
  • David3K

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    Dec 20, 2015 1:14 AM GMT
    zoolanderz saidWhat's another effective way if I can't get a bidet?

    And what do I know? Im asking this for a reason, I have no idea how people with no bidets clean their butts and pussies right before sex (or hairy asses after taking a dump).
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    Dec 20, 2015 1:39 AM GMT
    I miss my bidet.
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    Dec 20, 2015 2:11 AM GMT
    David666K said
    zoolanderz saidWhat's another effective way if I can't get a bidet?

    And what do I know? Im asking this for a reason, I have no idea how people with no bidets clean their butts and pussies right before sex (or hairy asses after taking a dump).


    In case you're fortunate enough not to have been hearing this story of late:

    http://www.crainsnewyork.com/article/20151105/SMALLBIZ/151109925/feds-tell-wipes-maker-to-back-up-flushable-claims-not-city-sewers

    The various sprawlmarts all over the US put entire pallets of these things (there are multiple popular brands) on display in bulk packaging and they disappear pretty quickly.

    You're welcome. :S
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    Dec 20, 2015 2:25 AM GMT
    I've never understood why bidets are not more popular in the U.S. I am quite obsessed with being clean down there so I would love it if they were more common here. But they seem to be more of a female luxury here. I just always make sure I have a hand-held shower head wherever I live. I think simply wiping with toilet paper is savage.
  • ai82

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    Dec 20, 2015 7:33 PM GMT
    Would'nt you increase your risk of infection. Does the spout get contaminated with butt germs when the water goes back into the toilet?
  • Apparition

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    Dec 20, 2015 7:55 PM GMT
    just out of curiosity, what do you do with your sopping wet ass after that? And wouldnt the shower be like 3 feet away from the bidet, what is the point of both?
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    Dec 20, 2015 8:50 PM GMT
    They cost $$$, and in small bathrooms, they take up space.
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    Dec 20, 2015 8:50 PM GMT
    Install one of these Japanese toilets with built-in bidet. Problem solved. icon_confused.gif

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    In Asian countries, people feel grossed out at the thought of merely wiping with tissue paper. icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 20, 2015 8:56 PM GMT
    polfsky saidInstall one of these Japanese toilets with built-in bidet. Problem solved. icon_confused.gif
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    In Asian countries, people feel grossed out at the thought of merely wiping with tissue paper. icon_confused.gif

    What the hell is the button "flushing sound" for? Young guys jacking off and wanting to conceal their activities from mom and dad?
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    Dec 20, 2015 8:58 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    What the hell is the button "flushing sound" for? Young guys jacking off and wanting to conceal their activities?


    That's used to conceal the noise when you need to (loudly) pass gas so as to not gross out others. See how thoughtful Japanese people are? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 20, 2015 9:02 PM GMT
    Apparition saidjust out of curiosity, what do you do with your sopping wet ass after that? And wouldnt the shower be like 3 feet away from the bidet, what is the point of both?

    A small towel perhaps.

    In addition to the small towel, having a blow dryer would be very useful. I got one for my toes in the winter because I'm always wearing socks and get rot between my toes and the blow dryer is great for drying between my toes after a shower. And then I started using it to dry my ass crack and pubes; it feels very nice to be completely dry before you pull on your clothes.
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    Dec 20, 2015 9:03 PM GMT
    polfsky said
    Lumpyoatmeal saidWhat the hell is the button "flushing sound" for? Young guys jacking off and wanting to conceal their activities?
    That's used to conceal the noise when you need to (loudly) pass gas so as to not gross out others. See how thoughtful Japanese people are? icon_biggrin.gif

    Geeze, you're not allowed to fart when you're taking a shit?
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    Dec 20, 2015 9:11 PM GMT
    polfsky saidInstall one of these Japanese toilets with built-in bidet. Problem solved. icon_confused.gif
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    In Asian countries, people feel grossed out at the thought of merely wiping with tissue paper. icon_confused.gif

    And dare I ask but what's that brown smudge by the ON/OFF button?
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    Dec 20, 2015 9:25 PM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    Geeze, you're not allowed to fart when you're taking a shit?


    It's cultural.

    http://travel.cnn.com/tokyo/shop/sound-princess-loo-001106/
    "Japanese people are very sensitive to sound," which is why some women feel shy about others hearing their business in the bathroom. Yamaji explains that by sparing themselves and those within earshot this discomfort, their beauty is maintained.
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    Dec 20, 2015 9:27 PM GMT
    polfsky said
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    Geeze, you're not allowed to fart when you're taking a shit?


    It's cultural.

    http://travel.cnn.com/tokyo/shop/sound-princess-loo-001106/
    "Japanese people are very sensitive to sound," which is why some women feel shy about others hearing their business in the bathroom. Yamaji explains that by sparing themselves and those within earshot this discomfort, their beauty is maintained.


    i need one of these to maintain my beauty it's threatened from all the farting noises