39 percent of your coworkers masturbate at the office, according to our survey

  • metta

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    Dec 24, 2015 10:02 PM GMT
    39 percent of your coworkers masturbate at the office, according to our survey

    http://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/39-percent-of-your-coworkers-masturbate-at-the-office-according-to-our-survey-122115
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    Dec 24, 2015 10:18 PM GMT
    I was in an office bathroom stall and saw shadow of the guy in the next stall and it was unmistakable. He was doing it. icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 24, 2015 10:28 PM GMT
    I think everyone knows that's what "middle management" does with their time. They certainly don't do anything useful.
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    Dec 24, 2015 10:56 PM GMT

    I was always afraid to do j/o in a work bathroom stall, but peeking through the crack, sometimes I would see guys do this, full pants pull down while they pee at the urinal, is this cultural? icon_lol.gif


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  • jjguy05

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    Dec 25, 2015 4:12 PM GMT
    I seriously don't believe it.
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    Dec 25, 2015 5:22 PM GMT
    I often had a private office, given my Army rank and position, and I could close the door and say I wasn't to be disturbed. A routine occurrence if I had a difficult project to complete. I didn't jerk off regularly, maybe a couple-3 times in my entire 25-year career, but I did it. icon_redface.gif
  • daveindenver

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    Dec 25, 2015 8:22 PM GMT
    Jerk off at work.
    GET PAID =)
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    Dec 25, 2015 9:32 PM GMT
    Not once have I jerked off at work...ever. LOL. I must admit thinking about it, but, never have.
  • bro4bro

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    Dec 25, 2015 10:22 PM GMT
    I went to the restroom of a local pub once and found the lights were off - odd! I turned them on and proceeded to use the urinal... and noticed someone was in the adjacent stall. Peering through the crack in the divider I could barely make out that there were TWO male bodies in there, trying their best to hold their breath until I finished and left the restroom.

    I returned to my table and kept an eye on the door. A few minutes later, two members of the KITCHEN STAFF emerged.

    Gives new meaning to "Wash hands before returning to work", huh?

    I stuck to beers that night. Bottled, not draft.
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    Dec 25, 2015 11:41 PM GMT
    metta said39 percent of your coworkers masturbate at the office, according to our survey

    http://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/39-percent-of-your-coworkers-masturbate-at-the-office-according-to-our-survey-122115


    Sampled from a NYT blogger's circle of horny friends.. Surprised the number is not higher.
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    Dec 26, 2015 1:15 AM GMT
    Well that was fascinating. icon_cool.gif
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    Dec 26, 2015 4:24 AM GMT
    ELNathB said
    I was always afraid to do j/o in a work bathroom stall, but peeking through the crack, sometimes I would see guys do this, full pants pull down while they pee at the urinal, is this cultural? icon_lol.gif


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    In all my years of living I have NEVER seen this.
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    Dec 26, 2015 1:51 PM GMT
    Both in the bathroom and in my office. If I were lucky enough to find a willing stud I would have fucked in the office too.
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    Dec 26, 2015 11:12 PM GMT
    I can't think of one coworker that I'd want to catch masturbating at work. Bummer! LOL =)
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    Dec 26, 2015 11:52 PM GMT
    I did once walk in on a couple in flagrante, in the 4°C lab icon_eek.gif
    (That's the "walk-in cold room" to you non-techies.)

    The woman worked in there all day - purifying proteins. The dude was a pretty good ski photographer, who spent all his time on ice. When, in the fullness of time, the baby was born, she always had that kid, in its stroller, in the 4°C lab with her.

    My theory: aliens.
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    Dec 27, 2015 5:18 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidI did once walk in on a couple in flagrante, in the 4°C lab icon_eek.gif
    (That's the "walk-in cold room" to you non-techies.)

    The woman worked in there all day - purifying proteins. The dude was a pretty good ski photographer, who spent all his time on ice. When, in the fullness of time, the baby was born, she always had that kid, in its stroller, in the 4°C lab with her.

    My theory: aliens.


    For those of you in Rio Linda 4C is chilly.

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    Dec 27, 2015 7:33 PM GMT
    UndercoverMan said
    ELNathB said
    I was always afraid to do j/o in a work bathroom stall, but peeking through the crack, sometimes I would see guys do this, full pants pull down while they pee at the urinal, is this cultural? icon_lol.gif


    randompee.jpg

    In all my years of living I have NEVER seen this.

    I can't recall seeing it either. Although I do note that he appears to be wearing some sort of elastic waistband shorts, that may not have a front fly. And I presume he's commando. But I can't imagine why he needs to drop those shorts below his knees.

    Now in Army barracks latrines with showers, and also in gym locker rooms, there can be totally naked guys at the urinals. But in an ordinary restroom that you enter wearing clothing it does seem a bit odd.