Husband: 'Where's my water woman?'
Wife:'Im sorry, please dont leave me'
Husband: 'No ofcourse i wont, that would undermine your self esteem and dignity. Im not heartless you know'
Wife: 'Thank you, thank you, thank you!'
Husband: 'Yes, yes. Now bring a whip so i can gently remind you of your place in the world and bring justice to our laws and belief system by disciplining you like my property'
Wife: 'Oh you are such a great husband. Im so blessed to have you'